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@carlemot.bsky.social
Carlemot Two Zero. He/Him Wild at heart and weird all over. pretty good. aged hipster. PDX ! ⚡fox⚡
Invoking Yell is ostensibly a found footage horror film but I think its mostly effective in its depiction of awkward adolescent subculture social dynamics
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Invoking Yell is ostensibly a found footage horror film but I think its mostly effective in its depiction of awkward adolescent subculture social dynamics
I wouldnt know what to do with a big leg woman. Is it just the one?
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I wouldnt know what to do with a big leg woman. Is it just the one?
If a fox could go on vacation it would be to chicken itza
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If a fox could go on vacation it would be to chicken itza
Has bjork eaten a slim jim
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Has bjork eaten a slim jim
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if you dont get one of these avatars in 2025 every woman you know will turn lesbain
October 18, 2024 at 6:30 AM
if you dont get one of these avatars in 2025 every woman you know will turn lesbain
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Can't get over this wallpaper Gainax sold in the 90s.
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Can't get over this wallpaper Gainax sold in the 90s.
Yea ive been listening tp the smiths a lot. My favorite song is probably reel around the fountain with panic a close second
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Yea ive been listening tp the smiths a lot. My favorite song is probably reel around the fountain with panic a close second
I am vulpine and i need to be yiffed
Juuust like every little fox does
Juuust like every little fox does
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I am vulpine and i need to be yiffed
Juuust like every little fox does
Juuust like every little fox does
Sometimes i think having a full on black out drunk for the majority of my life has made it so im trained to fall without hurting myself.
I just fellt down a flight of stairs and gracefully turned my bodyf or minimal damage like im a fucking stuntman or something
I just fellt down a flight of stairs and gracefully turned my bodyf or minimal damage like im a fucking stuntman or something
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Sometimes i think having a full on black out drunk for the majority of my life has made it so im trained to fall without hurting myself.
I just fellt down a flight of stairs and gracefully turned my bodyf or minimal damage like im a fucking stuntman or something
I just fellt down a flight of stairs and gracefully turned my bodyf or minimal damage like im a fucking stuntman or something
Im not really sure what trumps political game plan is here unless he thinks being president is all kayfabe shit
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Im not really sure what trumps political game plan is here unless he thinks being president is all kayfabe shit
My piss tank is full and i must pee
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My piss tank is full and i must pee
A lot of people on here be looking like the gerblin
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A lot of people on here be looking like the gerblin
Im truly t3iwt3d
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Im truly t3iwt3d
Smdsif (sorry my dick smells its five o clock(
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Smdsif (sorry my dick smells its five o clock(
Fox McCloud gives off tradwife vibes
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Fox McCloud gives off tradwife vibes
First I found a mate and lost a mate
Heaven knows I'm yiffable now
Heaven knows I'm yiffable now
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
First I found a mate and lost a mate
Heaven knows I'm yiffable now
Heaven knows I'm yiffable now
I miss a big out of state con with a bunch of friends. Its been so long
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I miss a big out of state con with a bunch of friends. Its been so long
Someone at work died and while I've known quire a few people who have died never anybody who has died right after they were alive and kicking and having normal conversation with me at work (they died of a heart attack on the bus on the way home from work)
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Someone at work died and while I've known quire a few people who have died never anybody who has died right after they were alive and kicking and having normal conversation with me at work (they died of a heart attack on the bus on the way home from work)
Debit card almost slipped and fell out out without me noticing on the bus and it's interesting watching a sorta day ruining thing almost happen in real time lol
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Debit card almost slipped and fell out out without me noticing on the bus and it's interesting watching a sorta day ruining thing almost happen in real time lol
V/H/S85 was unsurprisingly lame. V/H/SBeyond was surprisingly...good?
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
V/H/S85 was unsurprisingly lame. V/H/SBeyond was surprisingly...good?
Ugh I hate scenes in movies that even just imply being eaten alive dhehnend
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Ugh I hate scenes in movies that even just imply being eaten alive dhehnend
Things are good but also extremely potentially scary right now imo
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Things are good but also extremely potentially scary right now imo
Just realized I'm two years sober
November 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just realized I'm two years sober
me and my sex doll
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
me and my sex doll