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@carlosamammal.bsky.social

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I'm in no rush. It's coming soon enough. Here to have some fun with you. Love intelligent, caring, silly, passionate molluscs disguised as humans for self defence. Please look beyond my frequent glibbness to the glibbness beyond.

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

Sorry. What? They've ALL been unfired? Or only the ones who pass the Elon paint swatch test.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

RFK Jr---given his knowledge of female anatomy-- wondering what you mean. "Back in the water of course. Even I dont eat THEM, unless it's an emergency!"

a fish is jumping out of the water with the bbc logo visible

ALT: a fish is jumping out of the water with the bbc logo visible

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

Oh. He was a racist then too. Even racists can be good at pretending.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

I rather think the point is they need Dem votes for some things. In their eyes, unilateral and complete power would work a lot better.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 7h

So---- there is NOTHING legal that requires the President, and their Government to tell the truth to their employer, the American people? Wow!!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 8h

How nice of the judge! Now, how about a warrant for the arrest of those agents?

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 8h

These protesters are making it TOO entertaining. Put on some amateur complete performances of Oklahoma, or Carrie, the musical. Maybe some modern interpretive dance, without any wine breaks. ICE will soon crack.

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 8h

Exactly where he's taking it to.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 8h

This man is employed by and for the people. And it's OK for him to just spout this bullshit right into their faces?? No wonder the US has turned to shit. Y'all forgot what to expect from rich employees like this, and decided instead, to expect honesty from people on $3 an hour--- plus tips!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 8h

That's what happens when you make enough money because the tax rate disappears. It's like a snowball. You can buy more and more lawmakers etc.

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 8h

Amazing work!!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 8h

Hell!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 9h

Don't with. They're working on how to make wearing inflatable costumes a Federal offence as we speak

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 9h

Yeh yeh.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 9h

You getting all this down historians?

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 9h

How about one less round of golf and he builds a school

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 9h

This is why they should be in jail. They knew all this, but decided to stay open because it earned money. They KNEW this could happen and knew if it did--- they wouldn't be held accountable-- AND-- they are happy to do it again!!!!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 9h

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of an airplane looking out the window .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of an airplane looking out the window .

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 9h

Hey, maybe you're not ready. I'll just take it to France.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 9h

That is NOT gonna stop them from jailing whoever they want.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 9h

Oh FFS!!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 10h

Hint-- if you attach some strips of tinfoil they work a lot better as a shark lure.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 10h

And ' worked' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 10h

They had every chance to really have the greatest country on earth. But they just couldn't give up the charlatans and love of stupidity.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 10h

Well worth looking for more of his stuff. He uses rulers, sticky tape, carrots, pretty much everything. He used to live in the same little village as me. An absolute genius and wonderful human.