Xena: Wario Princess
@carlyorama.bsky.social
bedtime enthusiast ~ former rascal ~ early-to-mid late 30s ~ she/her
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Face/Off is just Freaky Friday for lads
Carly-Coded Characters
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Carly-Coded Characters
Phone when you're actively pressing the volume up button: are you SURE? Your itty bitty ear dwums might get damaged 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Ear buds at jumbo jet level decibels that you bafflingly cannot change: BLUETOOTH CONNECTED BITCH
Ear buds at jumbo jet level decibels that you bafflingly cannot change: BLUETOOTH CONNECTED BITCH
July 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Phone when you're actively pressing the volume up button: are you SURE? Your itty bitty ear dwums might get damaged 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Ear buds at jumbo jet level decibels that you bafflingly cannot change: BLUETOOTH CONNECTED BITCH
Ear buds at jumbo jet level decibels that you bafflingly cannot change: BLUETOOTH CONNECTED BITCH
"I'm not dying on this hill, I'm WINNING on this hill" Classic line from @memelessmischa.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"I'm not dying on this hill, I'm WINNING on this hill" Classic line from @memelessmischa.bsky.social
I think I just farted so loudly that it set off a nearby burglar alarm
June 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think I just farted so loudly that it set off a nearby burglar alarm
2 years no booze! Good for me eh. @memelessmischa.bsky.social is taking me for a fancy meal to celebrate because she loves meeeeee 💕
June 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
2 years no booze! Good for me eh. @memelessmischa.bsky.social is taking me for a fancy meal to celebrate because she loves meeeeee 💕
Drag queen name idea: Direct Debbie
May 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Drag queen name idea: Direct Debbie
#fridaymashupgame
TV shows/musicians & bands
Examples:
The Bearnaked Ladies
Hawaii 5-0 Cent
A Question of Sporty Spice
TV shows/musicians & bands
Examples:
The Bearnaked Ladies
Hawaii 5-0 Cent
A Question of Sporty Spice
May 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
#fridaymashupgame
TV shows/musicians & bands
Examples:
The Bearnaked Ladies
Hawaii 5-0 Cent
A Question of Sporty Spice
TV shows/musicians & bands
Examples:
The Bearnaked Ladies
Hawaii 5-0 Cent
A Question of Sporty Spice
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why don't you say it to my face, coward?
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
August 3, 2023 at 1:22 PM
why don't you say it to my face, coward?
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
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Wanna keep your teens and tweens busy this half term? Book in with me at The Higgins Bedford on Tuesday 18 February. The session is 11 – 1pm and for just £5.50 your kiddos will get to make their very own drypoint print inspired by fossils. Book here www.thehigginsbedford.org.uk/Book_Online/...
February 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Wanna keep your teens and tweens busy this half term? Book in with me at The Higgins Bedford on Tuesday 18 February. The session is 11 – 1pm and for just £5.50 your kiddos will get to make their very own drypoint print inspired by fossils. Book here www.thehigginsbedford.org.uk/Book_Online/...
Face/Off is just Freaky Friday for lads
February 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Face/Off is just Freaky Friday for lads
Finally finished this! It has taken forever
February 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Finally finished this! It has taken forever
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The silver tongue of @memelessmischa.bsky.social: "He's not ugly enough for how rat-like he looks"
February 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The silver tongue of @memelessmischa.bsky.social: "He's not ugly enough for how rat-like he looks"
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About us
👫 100% run by volunteers
💸 free advice & repairs to help the community & environment
🛠️ 1 item per household
🗓️ no booking required
📍pop up events are every few months & published online
🪡 we fix clothes, bikes, electricals
💷 donate & help us keep fixing! donate.stripe.com/fZecPa7xU632...
👫 100% run by volunteers
💸 free advice & repairs to help the community & environment
🛠️ 1 item per household
🗓️ no booking required
📍pop up events are every few months & published online
🪡 we fix clothes, bikes, electricals
💷 donate & help us keep fixing! donate.stripe.com/fZecPa7xU632...
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February 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
About us
👫 100% run by volunteers
💸 free advice & repairs to help the community & environment
🛠️ 1 item per household
🗓️ no booking required
📍pop up events are every few months & published online
🪡 we fix clothes, bikes, electricals
💷 donate & help us keep fixing! donate.stripe.com/fZecPa7xU632...
👫 100% run by volunteers
💸 free advice & repairs to help the community & environment
🛠️ 1 item per household
🗓️ no booking required
📍pop up events are every few months & published online
🪡 we fix clothes, bikes, electricals
💷 donate & help us keep fixing! donate.stripe.com/fZecPa7xU632...
Clippy and Links the Cat are characters in the Microsoft Word Extended Universe
February 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Clippy and Links the Cat are characters in the Microsoft Word Extended Universe
February, or: "January II"
February 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
February, or: "January II"
Scrooge McDuck isn't greedy, he's just a keen numismatist
February 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Scrooge McDuck isn't greedy, he's just a keen numismatist
Thanks to the quality of the Doobie Brothers radio playlist on Spotify I am now declaring myself to be "in my soft rock era"
January 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Thanks to the quality of the Doobie Brothers radio playlist on Spotify I am now declaring myself to be "in my soft rock era"
Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day to all who celebrate (which should be everyone)
January 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day to all who celebrate (which should be everyone)
Feels very r e t r o to have covid but then I've never been a slave to trends. I have fashioned a snot bib out of an old t-shirt
November 22, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Feels very r e t r o to have covid but then I've never been a slave to trends. I have fashioned a snot bib out of an old t-shirt
My favourite novelty in UK hotel rooms is access to terrestrial TV. It's the only time I get to watch Traffic Cops
November 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
My favourite novelty in UK hotel rooms is access to terrestrial TV. It's the only time I get to watch Traffic Cops
I'm on holiday from work and have spent the day cross-stitching while watching Grey's Anatomy, I Kissed A Girl and true crime documentaries, on rotation. I am about to order a pizza. I will be in bed by 9.30pm. If anyone would like tips on how to have The Perfect Day hmu
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I'm on holiday from work and have spent the day cross-stitching while watching Grey's Anatomy, I Kissed A Girl and true crime documentaries, on rotation. I am about to order a pizza. I will be in bed by 9.30pm. If anyone would like tips on how to have The Perfect Day hmu
Those monkeys have a point y'know, bananas are class
November 13, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Those monkeys have a point y'know, bananas are class