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John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 5h

Orange Julius

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 1d

You have to read them on heroin

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John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 1d

After my circumcision I was nonverbal for about a year

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 1d

Joke all you want about taking medical advice from these people, but after my circumcision I couldn’t walk for a year.

Circumcision ‘highly likely’ linked to autism, RFK Jr. says in wild new Tylenol claim

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed there may be a link between circumcision and autism — due to the use of Tylenol following the procedure.

nypost.com

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John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 1d

Making Chicken Diane and listening to Mellencamp. It’s a simple dish but you have to keep stopping to clap.

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 1d

Something about the conservative brain

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John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone knew it, and most Americans voted for it.

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John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 3d

“He’s doing the exact opposite of everything I voted for” says rich douchebag trying to convince his audience that he’s an idiot.

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 4d

“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 3d

This is the world conservatives want to live in. They’ll probably make a meme out of this.

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 3d

“I never expected him to do what everyone said he was going to do.” These people are either stupid or liars, and I suspect they’re not as dumb as they pretend to be.

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 3d

Not everyone, half of the country wanted this

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 3d

This is how conservatives want to live

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 4d

“He tells it like it is.”

Fact check: Trump falsely claims, again, that his pre-9/11 book warned about Osama bin Laden | CNN Politics

President Donald Trump likes to portray himself as a visionary, someone who sees important things before others. Trump has been claiming for the last decade that in a book he released the year before ...

www.cnn.com

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 4d

Even if he did, half the country would vote for the next stable genius

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John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 5d

It’s obvious to those of us with an IQ in the triple digits

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 5d

This sums up our idiocracy.

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John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 5d

The ones from SHAKES THE CLOWN

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John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 7d

Walked into the locker room, there’s a horde of Gen Zombies gathered around the mirror taking selfies of their brains.

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 7d

Perhaps you will get one as a Halloween gift

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 7d

My church didn’t celebrate either, so I get Santa and Satan mixed up

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 8d

I used to come home from middle school and make tortellini en brodo on the stove. Maybe it’s for the best that we’re replacing the next generation with AI.

Ramen trend inspired by "KPop Demon Hunters" causing serious burns, doctors warn

Doctors are warning of a food trend inspired by the popular Netflix movie "KPop Demon Hunters" that is leading to serious burn injuries.

www.cbsnews.com

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 8d

I always wanted an episode where nothing out of the ordinary happened.

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 8d

We’re probably the last generation to care. The last generation of humans.

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 8d

There’s no way this is real, nobody is this dumb. Real Trump voters know exactly what they voted for and will do it again.

John Carman @carmanavenue.bsky.social · 8d

You get to drive a Speedwagon

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