C a r m e n
@carmbern.bsky.social
Infectious disease epidemiologist with a dog. (35, she/her)
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@carmbern.bsky.social
· Jan 3
she’s perfect she’s beautiful she looks like linda evangelista she’s a model
"where's carmen and that fucking hot dog gun" is going to sustain me throughout 2026
January 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"where's carmen and that fucking hot dog gun" is going to sustain me throughout 2026
IM BUYING FIGURE SKATES WATCH OUT
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
IM BUYING FIGURE SKATES WATCH OUT
Finally finished Department Q on Netflix. I've read all the books and at first I was mad they changed so much for the show but...I think...I like the show more than the books. Gasp. It could have been a little shorter but overall, highly recommend if you like crime drama!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Finally finished Department Q on Netflix. I've read all the books and at first I was mad they changed so much for the show but...I think...I like the show more than the books. Gasp. It could have been a little shorter but overall, highly recommend if you like crime drama!!!!
bringing this energy into 2026 happy new year xoxoxo
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
bringing this energy into 2026 happy new year xoxoxo
rest in peace to my great uncle Leo. always like a second grandpa to me. he will be missed so deeply by me, and Suvi. 103 years old (for real!) and lived an extraordinary life. if you partake, may I recommend a gin martini in his honor.
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
rest in peace to my great uncle Leo. always like a second grandpa to me. he will be missed so deeply by me, and Suvi. 103 years old (for real!) and lived an extraordinary life. if you partake, may I recommend a gin martini in his honor.
ideas for things to send to the stocks:
-people who speak on speakerphone in public
-cords/wires
-people who speak on speakerphone in public
-cords/wires
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
ideas for things to send to the stocks:
-people who speak on speakerphone in public
-cords/wires
-people who speak on speakerphone in public
-cords/wires
I just got pulled over for going 36 in a 30. I was going to gas station to get a Coke Zero!!! I was wearing my Get Tae Fuck shirt and sweatpants. ACAB!!!! leave me alone!!
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I just got pulled over for going 36 in a 30. I was going to gas station to get a Coke Zero!!! I was wearing my Get Tae Fuck shirt and sweatpants. ACAB!!!! leave me alone!!
Hi so I made a Discord server even though I don't know what I'm doing: discord.gg/XVSB9GMp
There is a pilates class on Jan 3rd I can livestream, details in the discord.
There is a pilates class on Jan 3rd I can livestream, details in the discord.
December 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hi so I made a Discord server even though I don't know what I'm doing: discord.gg/XVSB9GMp
There is a pilates class on Jan 3rd I can livestream, details in the discord.
There is a pilates class on Jan 3rd I can livestream, details in the discord.
I desperately NEED a weekly moomin planner for 2026 and I cannot find one that is correct. I need one that has an illustration every week or I won't survive.
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I desperately NEED a weekly moomin planner for 2026 and I cannot find one that is correct. I need one that has an illustration every week or I won't survive.
we already had christmas dinner and now we are all gathered around the television watching the Vikings game and I am here like….. espresso martini in hand. I do not care. why does everyone care. this is so boring.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
we already had christmas dinner and now we are all gathered around the television watching the Vikings game and I am here like….. espresso martini in hand. I do not care. why does everyone care. this is so boring.
if anyone needs this today, here is a video of pure joy. suvi got a visit from santa paws and she got to open a stocking this morning
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if anyone needs this today, here is a video of pure joy. suvi got a visit from santa paws and she got to open a stocking this morning
forgot to burn my intention last night so now I have to burn two tonight and I feet like I ruined the whole thing but in my heart I know the glasgow witch would tell me it's ok
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
forgot to burn my intention last night so now I have to burn two tonight and I feet like I ruined the whole thing but in my heart I know the glasgow witch would tell me it's ok
suvi says merry christmas!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
suvi says merry christmas!!!!
asleep! in the salon chair
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
asleep! in the salon chair
the glasgow witch told me to do my 13 intentions tonight so I will do just that
December 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
the glasgow witch told me to do my 13 intentions tonight so I will do just that
idea! if anyone is interested - I take a virtual yoga sculpt class Saturdays at 11AM central and I could livestream/screenshare on discord or something!!! I know the new year is coming up and accountability is hard!! idk lmk if you're interested. could also stream pilates on sunday mornings!
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
idea! if anyone is interested - I take a virtual yoga sculpt class Saturdays at 11AM central and I could livestream/screenshare on discord or something!!! I know the new year is coming up and accountability is hard!! idk lmk if you're interested. could also stream pilates on sunday mornings!
baking cookies!!! making a wreath!!! lighting a christmas candle!!! better late than never!!!
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
baking cookies!!! making a wreath!!! lighting a christmas candle!!! better late than never!!!
new personality quiz will save me
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
new personality quiz will save me
if my twitch dj crafting channel turns into just a livestream of my bird feeder don't say I didn't warn you
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
if my twitch dj crafting channel turns into just a livestream of my bird feeder don't say I didn't warn you
this is all my stuff I’m working on making a gallery wall of!! and the rug would go in this room!!!
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
this is all my stuff I’m working on making a gallery wall of!! and the rug would go in this room!!!
I finally found a rug I like for my office but the colors are throwing me off and I want a swatch but a swatch is FIFTEEN DOLLARS. This is sending me into such a spiral for no reason. chat - what color is the outer color of this rug? is it grey? does it just appear grey? beige? greige?
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I finally found a rug I like for my office but the colors are throwing me off and I want a swatch but a swatch is FIFTEEN DOLLARS. This is sending me into such a spiral for no reason. chat - what color is the outer color of this rug? is it grey? does it just appear grey? beige? greige?
don't mind me just my nightly crash out
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
don't mind me just my nightly crash out
ok who wants to go to paris with me to go flea market shopping for picture frames????? ....how you say...marche aux puces. I have concluded there aren't any here and I must find them in france
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ok who wants to go to paris with me to go flea market shopping for picture frames????? ....how you say...marche aux puces. I have concluded there aren't any here and I must find them in france
maybe I'll start piano lessons at my big age
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
maybe I'll start piano lessons at my big age