Caroline Bird
@carolinebirduk.bsky.social
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Poet & playwright. 7th poetry collection, Ambush at Still Lake, out from Carcanet: https://shorturl.at/JXYCR. Winner of Forward Prize for Best Collection 2020 www.carolinebird.co.uk
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carolinebirduk.bsky.social
Haha this was not the demographic I was expecting. I did terribly on my physics GSCE. I love the idea of forklift truck drivers reading my poetry, I hope that’s true.
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
Boom! Omg was it really five years ago? Wow. Your absolute love and talent for poetry was so clear from the beginning. Chanel’s loss was poetry’s gain. x
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rosiemilespoet.bsky.social
Final night of “The Last Stand of Mary Whitehouse” by @carolinebirduk.bsky.social . I doubt there’s any tickets left but it’s a fantastic play. Maxine Peake and Samuel Barnett are superb. Let’s hope there will be another run.
nottmplayhouse.bsky.social
⏰ JUST 1 WEEK LEFT! The acclaimed The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse ends 27 Sept.

Tue 23 Sept: Special post-show talk "Gay History of the 70s & 80s" exploring LGBTQ+ life during the Whitehouse/Thatcher era.

Final chance - book now!
bit.ly/NPMaryWhitehouse
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
Ah thank you Rosie, so happy you enjoyed it!
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
Ah thank you Gillian, I’m so glad you enjoyed it - Maxine and Sam are incredible
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nickhernbooks.bsky.social
'Incredibly powerful'
★★★★★ WhatsOnStage

'Witty and timely'
★★★★ Guardian

The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse by NHB author Caroline Bird is now on @nottmplayhouse.bsky.social.

Get your playscript copy at the venue or online: www.nickhernbooks.co.uk/the-last-sta...
Top photo: Maxine Peake in The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse at Nottingham Playhouse. Photo by Helen Murray. Bottom photo: Playscript cover of The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse by Caroline Bird.
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tessafoley.bsky.social
If there are ANY tickets left for this, I advise you to snap em up.

Standing ovation on the first night.

It’s feckin brilliant.

Caroline Bird’s THE LAST STAND OF MRS MARY WHITEHOUSE

nottinghamplayhouse.co.uk/events/the-l...

Starring Maxine Peake and Samuel Barnett.

Mind blowing.
Maxine Peake playing Mrs Mary Whitehouse
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nottmplayhouse.bsky.social
👓 Take a first look at The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse, with our fabulous production photos.

💐 Sending love and best wishes to our wonderful cast, creatives and crew for press night tonight.

📷 Helen Murray

Writer @Carolinebirduk.bsky.social
A woman, wearing a blue quilted coat and pink rollneck with dark glasses, stands between two theatre curtains, holding them open. She has a frown on her face and is looking off to the left. A garden shed against a blue backdrop on a stage. Standing in front of it a woman wearing a blue cardigan, pink rollneck and patterned skirt. She is pointing one finger up and looking upwards with a smile on her face. A man wearing a silk gown and hair wrap, and a woman wearing a long navy coat and matching hat sit, opposite one another at a wooden dining table. They are staring intently at each other, with the man reaching out one arm across the table in an attempt to reach the woman’s hand.
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nottmplayhouse.bsky.social
Straight from rehearsals, brand-new photos of world premiere The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse.

Starring Maxine Peake & Samuel Barnett, @carolinebirduk.bsky.social’s wickedly funny new play about a highly controversial figure.

bit.ly/NPMaryWhiteh...

📆 Fri 5 – Sat 27 Sep
📷 @helenmurraypix
A woman with blond hair in a ponytail, glasses and wearing a pink t-shirt sits on a 1970s floral garden chair. She holds a folder in her lap, raises her left hand to her chin and looks off, a distant look on her face. A man and woman, both wearing pale pink t-shirts, sit opposite each other on wooden chairs, holding hands. They both look out. In front of them, a woman in a blue shirt sits in a chair, leaning toward them. A man in a pink t-shirt and glasses crouches sits sideways on the floor. He is frowning and looks off camera, concerned.
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westendtheatre.com
Samuel Barnett to join Maxine Peake in The Last Stand of Mrs Mary Whitehouse

Read more: www.westendtheatre.com/297883/news/...

#MaxinePeake to star as Mary Whitehouse, with #SamuelBarnett playing 15 other roles

By Caroline Bird, directed by Sarah Frankcom

#NottinghamPlayhouse from 5 – 27 Sept
Samuel Barnett to join Maxine Peake in The Last Stand of Mrs Mary Whitehouse | West End Theatre
Final casting has been announced for The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse at Nottingham Playhouse.
www.westendtheatre.com
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emwrote.bsky.social
Final 20 tickets for our 11 June @queer-poetry-co.bsky.social evening with @carolinebirduk.bsky.social Richard Scott, Sophie Robinson and Roberto Salvador Cenciarelli x

It’s going to be an amazing night that I personally can’t wait for ❤️
www.outsavvy.com/event/27015/...
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emwrote.bsky.social
Beyond hyped for this one, the first in our summer event series! Join us for an incredible pride poetry night with @carolinebirduk.bsky.social, Richard Scott, Sophie Robinson and Roberto Salvador Cenciarelli ❤️

www.outsavvy.com/event/27015/...
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
So, I’ve written a new play about Mary Whitehouse, The Gay News Blasphemy Trial and homophobia in the 70s and 80s. Also, Maxine Peake is in it… 🤯
nottmplayhouse.bsky.social
📣New Shows for 25/26!

Autum begins with the world premiere of The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse, starring Maxine Peake.

This wickedly funny play explores the enigma of Mary Whitehouse: pearl-clutching prude or ‘ most dangerous woman in Britain’?

🗓5 – 27 Sep 25
🎟 bit.ly/NPMaryWhitehouse
A purple background. An orange tinted picture of Maxine Peake staring out at the camera. A photo of Mary Whitehouse, an older woman in her 60s or 70s with grey hair and glasses, holding a phone can be seen merging with her, with a  faint and slightly ghostly outline.
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
Relating to this quote at the moment…

‘I write so slowly, I could write with my own blood and not hurt myself.’ - Fran Lebowitz
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
‘They eat their oats in their sleep’

I love this prose poem by Rita Dove
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
‘Your father’s father’s father
poisoned a beautiful horse’

- Dane Holt
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
Tonight at 7, i will have the pleasure of hosting Dane Holt’s online launch. Join us us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regi...
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tomsnarsky.bsky.social
one of the all-time beautiful Monday poems imo, “Amends” by Michael Burkard
“Amends”

It’s 11.9 miles to Mardela Springs. 
The public school’s a left away from 
the town which is too small to be called 
a town.

Past the school and heading 
south is a road which 
immediately kisses country, 
a large pond there

with a house 
beside it. 
The shadows 
in the fall morning
make a wind beside the house.

The students are tired. 
It’s Monday. It doesn’t seem
to matter what day, most of the time 
they’re tired.

In the early fall dark 
the road whispers to the pond.
“Amends.” School is out, no one hears. In 216 
the janitor replaces a fluorescent light. 
He drops a screw from ten steps up.

The school is so quiet it hears the drop.
The school and the road begin their talk.
Soon the pond joins in.
“Amends.”
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kimmoorepoet.bsky.social
This beautiful poem by Katharine Towers in the latest @poetrylondon.bsky.social is just stunning.

Katharine Towers The Lark Ascending 
SPRING 2025, 110 
The lark ascended when my father died We sat quictly in our pews as the notes took hold of the soul, at frst tugging firmly (the soul not wanting to leave), then lifting up with X sound like a soft click. Then the lark could see cverything: the lowlands where we were crying and above the pointed bluc sky. The lark's notes were like threads or like stitches. They gathered together, then drifted apart and trickled down to start again the upward toil, carrying the soul in its extremc heaviness. The lark could sce that we werc only very small that the lowlands were flat and dull. The lark could scarcely bear the wcight of the soul but still he sang as he falteringly lifted and lapsed., falteringly lapsed and lifted Then we could not see the lark at all although we could hcar the high clcan notes which dropped down upon us like rain falling from a cloud that is not there.
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
Oop sorry, at 6pm not 6.30
carolinebirduk.bsky.social
‘It’s grim, the way I’m never dead and neither are you, in this zombie apocalypse called poetry.’

@poetclare.bsky.social knocking it out of the park