we need a derogatory word for the post-dave and busters vaguely douchey restaurant concept built around a themed activity like mini golf, bowling, ping pong, etcetera and QR code ordering. like they're fine, i enjoy going to them, but we still need a derogatory word for them

everyone loves naming their children after herbs its all basil rosemary sage etc but then the time comes to name a kid nutmeg and all you see is cowardice

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I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien

grimace probably has a crazy penis under all that purple

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