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Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH

@carpeurdiem.bsky.social

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Just a loveable jerkwad. || Montgomery Martins - A #Startrekrp OC penned by #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ || 21+ || NOT Joe Keery or Gale Hansen! || #AOS

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Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · Dec 30

𝖣𝝤𝖭'ꔋ 𝘏𝖠ꔋ𝗘 𝝡𝗘 Ⲥꓴ𝘡 𝝪𝝤ꓴ 𝖠𐌉𝖭'ꔋ 𝝡𝗘.

Cadet Montgomery "Monty" M̷̵a̷̵r̷̵c̷̵u̷̵s̷̵ Martins. No relation to a very famous, very disgraced Starfleet Admiral...

Richer than you. Better than you.
Best hair on the whole Enterprise.

It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ♡

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Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 3d

"Author?"

He's hoping things can stop being like a God damn horror movie at their home soon...

@concretevoice.bsky.social

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑 @cacklingmaniac.bsky.social · Apr 15

𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈..

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑱𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑹

𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑒/𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑎𝑙, 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑂𝐶 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦. 𝐸𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎 𝑙𝑎𝑏 𝑖𝑛 𝐻𝑎𝑤𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑠.

♡ &↺

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𝐉𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑 @icemagics.bsky.social · 5d

𝐉𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈

An original character crafted for various verses. Written by #𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐞. More info below.

♡ + ↺

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𝐍𝐎𝐀𝐇 @heartofflames.bsky.social · 8d

𝐍𝐎𝐀𝐇 𝐋𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈

An original character crafted for various verses. Written by #𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐞. More info below.

♡ + ↺

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Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 5d

Well well, looks like Taylor FINALLY returned to the Valley...

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Jeremy Taylor (RP account) Seen 6c @letoutayawp.bsky.social · 5d

𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑤𝘩𝑜𝑙𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜.ᐟ

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡.ᐟ

Jeremy Taylor - The newest 🌟 at Topanga Karate. Old soul. Preshipped.

It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ

RT & ❤️

Info threads 👇

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Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 7d

//Bring it lol

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 7d

"Right. Guess that's a thing now--bats turning into redheads..."

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 7d

*Immediately covers his head*

NOT THE HAIR!

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄 @vampofveidt.bsky.social · 7d

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 @puzzlingmastermind.bsky.social · 13d

"𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒏'𝒔 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒍𝒕𝒐𝒏!"

𝐄𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐍𝐘𝐆𝐌𝐀, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑

𝟐𝟕, 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒎'𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒓. 𝑶𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔, 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏. 𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑶𝑪 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚, 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆/𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍.

♡ &↺

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Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 7d

He's been avoiding the basement.

And @concretevoice.bsky.social whenever possible.

Too many terrible memories. And that damn black phone that won't stop ringing...

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 7d

//I'm seeing Djo in two weeks 😁

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 14d

Monty let out a breath slowly, not realizing he'd been holding it in.

He slowly pulled out his phone to snap a quick pic of the weird guy so he could show Becks later.

There was a definite odd vibe coming off the masked man. And Martins didn't want any part of it.

𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗬𝗘𝗥𝗦 {Parody} @haddonfieldshorror.bsky.social · 17d

effort could be heard, the outdoor air around him turned icy and thick. His eyes were facing forward as he walked, there was a handle with a glint of metal hidden within his left pocket of the mechanic suit.

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

"Right...well this has been a fascinating conversation..."

This guy is really creeping him out.

𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗬𝗘𝗥𝗦 {Parody} @haddonfieldshorror.bsky.social · 17d

Michael silently tilts his head, silently listening to him while breathing underneath his mask. Heavily, he inhaled and exhaled. Inhaled, then exhaled before slowly shook his head. It was never too early, and the man was always prepared for it. He was very patient all year, inhumanly patient.

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

Monty gulped slightly before running a hand through his perfectly styled locks.

"Isn't it a little early for Halloween? Wait, don't tell me, you're a cosplayer just like my girlfriend."

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

Trust me. In space and here back home, it's all just insanity.

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

Monty gulped slightly before running a hand through his perfectly styled locks.

"Isn't it a little early for Halloween? Wait, don't tell me, you're a cosplayer just like my girlfriend."

𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗬𝗘𝗥𝗦 {Parody} @haddonfieldshorror.bsky.social · 17d

Michael silently turned his head towards the other, and slowly he began walking towards him. His cold, dark eyes obscured within the mask were looking right at him before he stopped walking as he was now facing him.

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

Just some weird stuff happening...

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

//Not me almost forgetting my boy here has two FCs lol

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

Did someone say jazz?

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

What the hell is happening...

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

// Outta line Simon!

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

//Monty would like to end this forced cohabitation 🙃

Hesher 🤘 (RP account) @hesherwashere.bsky.social · 17d

//Yes, in case it wasn't clear. Hesher became Simon and Monty's unwanted roommate from an older SL. I'm continuing that chaos lol

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

Get that Arlo-looking menace out of here! He ruined ALL of my hair care products!!

@concretevoice.bsky.social

Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH @carpeurdiem.bsky.social · 17d

WHO DESTROYED MY HAIR SPRAY!?!?