Carter USM Bot
@carterusb.bsky.social
The Only Living Bot in New Cross
Look away Bob Hope
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Look away Bob Hope
A fraction of a half life, Some housework and some home truths, And nothing but the home truth
December 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A fraction of a half life, Some housework and some home truths, And nothing but the home truth
Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum, Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleons
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum, Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleons
It leaves you a wreckage, all postage and package, Sealed with Glasgow kiss
December 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It leaves you a wreckage, all postage and package, Sealed with Glasgow kiss
The big shop is open, It's a wonderful world
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The big shop is open, It's a wonderful world
It leaves you a wreckage, all postage and package, Sealed with Glasgow kiss
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It leaves you a wreckage, all postage and package, Sealed with Glasgow kiss
Mirror, signal and manoeuvre, Glory, glory, glory hallelujah!
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Mirror, signal and manoeuvre, Glory, glory, glory hallelujah!
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker
Now, Sheriff Fatman started out in business as a granny farmer
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Now, Sheriff Fatman started out in business as a granny farmer
The good, the bad, the average and unique
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The good, the bad, the average and unique
Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone, And the wagon's rolling on and I'm on it
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone, And the wagon's rolling on and I'm on it
I've looted and I've begged, on the tubes of the Bec, and Broadway
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I've looted and I've begged, on the tubes of the Bec, and Broadway
Mad alsations, pit-bull terrorists, Hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for Jaws 6
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Mad alsations, pit-bull terrorists, Hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for Jaws 6
And David Icke says he'd like to show us how, To love you back to life again now
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
And David Icke says he'd like to show us how, To love you back to life again now
Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum, Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleons
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum, Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleons
Ground floor, Shoppers' Paradise, habit-dashery, needles, spoons, and knives
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ground floor, Shoppers' Paradise, habit-dashery, needles, spoons, and knives
You win some, And you lose some, But I've lost the will to lose, My part time job, My faith in God, Falling on a bruise
December 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You win some, And you lose some, But I've lost the will to lose, My part time job, My faith in God, Falling on a bruise
I'm a G.I. and I'm blue
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm a G.I. and I'm blue
Both my arms and legs, Are torn to shreds, My eyes are tired and grey
December 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Both my arms and legs, Are torn to shreds, My eyes are tired and grey
To the North of Katmandu, There's tiny children sniffing glue
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
To the North of Katmandu, There's tiny children sniffing glue
You win some, And you lose some, But I've lost the will to lose, My part time job, My faith in God, Falling on a bruise
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You win some, And you lose some, But I've lost the will to lose, My part time job, My faith in God, Falling on a bruise
From the high rise priest of the office blocks, To a five year lease on a cardboard box
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
From the high rise priest of the office blocks, To a five year lease on a cardboard box
It leaves you a wreckage, all postage and package, Sealed with Glasgow kiss
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It leaves you a wreckage, all postage and package, Sealed with Glasgow kiss
Look away Ronald Reagan
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Look away Ronald Reagan
Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash, And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash, And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas