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Palmer
@carypalmer.bsky.social
I like machines, math, animals.
aggressively progressive.

Partnered Twitch RPG Speedrunner ⏰ | MasterDuel : BestMelffyNA
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think Trevor Lawrence is just not very good
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
JSN is the man
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Yesss this years NFL is so hilarious
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
LFGGG Refs spank the Chiefs idc what it looks like im about it
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fixed my SNES.

Laid down and awesome derust on Inindo and managed to discover a solid strat for consistency.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Welp, seems to be an outside the cartridge issue.

Going to get the tools and see wtf happened

This would've never happened if I had reinstalled the Walma... Kitty Killer Defense System
That's not what my SNES game is supposed to look like
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
That's not what my SNES game is supposed to look like
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Carolina friends, somebody go get this sweet muffin
Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Chicken
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Texans might be scary!! Their wins are against some big boys with this one under their belt.

What a strangely exciting year of the NFL everything is super random 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What's even sadder is that people somehow equate being autistic to being worse than dying of measles
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Breaking news: man who has more money than ANYBODY ELSE EVER envisions a future where money doesn't matter, while doing absolutely nothing meaningful to effect that state in the present.
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The chief's owner should worry about why they can't win fucking games LOL

Loser ass family
Shut the fck up
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The richest man on earth owns X.

The family of the second-richest man owns Paramount, which owns US TV network CBS, and could soon own Warner Bros, which owns CNN.

The third-richest man owns Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp.

The fourth-richest man owns the Washington Post and Amazon MGM Studios.
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Shut the fck up
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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The year is 2025.
All websites are down.
Only one website remains.

www.cpsc.gov/Recalls
Recalls & Product Safety Warnings
www.cpsc.gov
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
LOL PETE CARROL MAKING A BAD GOAL LINE RUN DECISION
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the way I ran to my phone lmaooo
goddamn they really ran the Epstein Files ad during Monday Night Football
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The Steam Machine could be a turning point in the console/PC hardware space, imo.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Josh Jacobs AND Jordan Love??

Packers season is doomed RIP me
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM