My #Lyft driver #RickRolled me as I sat in the car today. -1000000000/5 stars. I want compensation immediately. I should be the one tipped for this behavior.

If anyone can we really need #help right now. We just need to get through this. We're working hard to make it right now. Anything helps. #Financialassistance #pleasehelp #aid #mutualaid #gofundme

gofund.me/3e310801

#nocontext #yougetnothing

He's just a little guy. Just a man. A creature. He's just.. shaped like that. I love my strange son. #cat #cats

If I could Baba Yaga chicken hut this house outta this country I absolutely would. I'm here to be a ghetto Howl's moving castle. Like please. Cue the Merry Go Round of Life music. I don't think the landlord's gonna miss this place. Pretty sure the other tenants would be chill with it.

MAGA calls me a threat to society, but I'm over here sometimes getting scared because I saw my own foot out of the corner of my eye. I do this FREQUENTLY. #political #nationalthreat

Okay but POTS people. What about me installing a salt lick and a hampster water bottle on my bedside wall. What do we think? Yes? No? Thoughts?
#chronicillness #pots #chronicillnessjokes

Apparently I'm not allowed to call gelatin fruit cups out for being yucky on tiktok.

Do not obey in advance.

Well.. it's back to reading shampoo bottles in the bathroom I guess.

EDS have me going from the youth of pop lock and drop to my joints constantly doing that for me daily instead. #eds #ehlersdanlos

I don't necessarily crave the TASTE of Taco Bell right now, but what my body craves is the feeling of it in my tummy. Specially I just want the feeling of Taco Bell burritos in my belly.

I exist here now too? Hhhhhh.