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Casey Jones

@caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social

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“Who do you think you are? Bring it, punk! Scum-sucking, law breakers of the world, prepare to taste hardwood! When I’m done, your whole body’s gonna be busted!”

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Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jun 24

“𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐩𝐚𝐥.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝟏𝟎𝟏.

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐲 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬.”

Casey Jones. Battering Vigilante Sportsman. Outlaw Hero. Well Known Crazy.

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Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Aug 16

GOONGALA

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Aug 13

But…breaking things…

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Aug 13

Casey should back away. She's about to let Duchess loose.

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Aug 13

GASP

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Aug 13

GASP

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Aug 13

Huh. She's got this growing urge to go feral. To break things.

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Aug 1

“G is for Goongala”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 27

Apparently

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 27

My type is women who’s names are also months

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 25

“I’m actually a combat genius! And I make explosive hockey pucks!”

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Jul 25

Patting his back.

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 25

“I’m not stupid. Although the doctor did say I got blown too many times on the head”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 25

“I’m not stupid. Although the doctor did say I got blown too many times on the head”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“……….Yeah.”

he swallowed

“……Not a bad distraction though.”

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Jul 23

"Absolutely anything."

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“Right. Could be anything.”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“Right. Could be anything.”

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Jul 23

"Really? I can't imagine why."

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

……………..

“Mmph. Rmmmph.”

he takes the tape off

“Kind of forgot. I was…uh, distracted.”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

……………..

“Mmph. Rmmmph.”

he takes the tape off

“Kind of forgot. I was…uh, distracted.”

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Jul 23

"You know, you could take the tape off. Your hands are just fine."

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“Mmwmph! Prrrmph? Wmmph dmmmph mmmph smmph?”

……….

“MMMPH! Nmph! Mmph smmph chmmph! Mph cmmmphk!”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“Mmwmph! Prrrmph? Wmmph dmmmph mmmph smmph?”

……….

“MMMPH! Nmph! Mmph smmph chmmph! Mph cmmmphk!”

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Jul 23

She's smacking his shoulder.

"Don't be a perv."

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

shrugs

“Prmmph mmmph mmmph chmmph.”

winks

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

shrugs

“Prmmph mmmph mmmph chmmph.”

winks

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Jul 23

"You're very noisy."

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“Mmmph. Thmmph mmmph mmphy smmphy mmmph hmmph. Wmmmph tmmph gmmmph mmmph smmph tmmpth?”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“Mmmph. Thmmph mmmph mmphy smmphy mmmph hmmph. Wmmmph tmmph gmmmph mmmph smmph tmmpth?”

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Jul 23

And putting it over his mouth.

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“………nice.”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“………nice.”

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Jul 23

She's also taking a strip of duct tape, mouth size-

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“…awoogoonala”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 23

“…awoogoonala”

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗 @rockinginaugust.bsky.social · Jul 23

Sips tea

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 22

“That’s hot”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 21

-/ slepo

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 21

“Im going to SHIT FIRE”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 21

SLAMS HIS FIST ON THE TABLE

WHEEZES

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 21

// oh. Also a customer asked me if I lost weight and if I was okay

Which I guess I appreciate the concern but my weight is none of your business

Also I actually have been gaining weight so she was a little off

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 21

gags and coughs

“Jokes on you. I…COUGH…love spicy COUGH COUGH”

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 21

// My favourite thing a customer does is they will ask me “what’s the price of this” I tell them the price and they tell me I’m wrong it’s actually this

And I’m like…if you knew the price why the fuck did you ask me? I mean you’re wrong but…why?

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 21

// there is a reason why I love these panels of Casey

Although yeah. Bread at the bottom is a bit of a dumb move to do

Casey Jones @caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · Jul 21

// I have three poop related work stories and I won’t go into detail but the fact that I have three of them is shocking enough as it is