Casper!
@casper-delsilly.bsky.social
Idiotic creature
I am a husk. A dried-up coconut of a man.
I am a husk. A dried-up coconut of a man.
This image is really funny to me because technically if you take the related part, this implies that 448M people can’t play Alter Ego 😭😭
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This image is really funny to me because technically if you take the related part, this implies that 448M people can’t play Alter Ego 😭😭
Me mum thinks I’m doing weed whole time I’m glubbering a Bobby
October 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Me mum thinks I’m doing weed whole time I’m glubbering a Bobby
Anyway, if I disappear, tell the authorities to check Bikini Bottom. Or my basement. I haven’t dared go down there since I heard “I’m ready!” echoing from the vents.
I haven’t watched SpongeBob in 15 years. I don’t know what I did.
But he knows. And he’s waiting.
I haven’t watched SpongeBob in 15 years. I don’t know what I did.
But he knows. And he’s waiting.
July 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Anyway, if I disappear, tell the authorities to check Bikini Bottom. Or my basement. I haven’t dared go down there since I heard “I’m ready!” echoing from the vents.
I haven’t watched SpongeBob in 15 years. I don’t know what I did.
But he knows. And he’s waiting.
I haven’t watched SpongeBob in 15 years. I don’t know what I did.
But he knows. And he’s waiting.
I tried confronting him. I said, “Hey man, this is getting weird.” He just tilted his head. Like some kind of aquatic demon. Someone in the crowd whispered, “He’s always been here.” I don’t know what that means.
July 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I tried confronting him. I said, “Hey man, this is getting weird.” He just tilted his head. Like some kind of aquatic demon. Someone in the crowd whispered, “He’s always been here.” I don’t know what that means.
I changed my commute route. Guess who was already on the train when I got on? That’s right. The sponge. Sitting perfectly upright. Silent. Not even pretending to be normal.
July 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I changed my commute route. Guess who was already on the train when I got on? That’s right. The sponge. Sitting perfectly upright. Silent. Not even pretending to be normal.
Last Thursday I found a plastic spatula in my mailbox. No note. Just the word “FRYCOOK” scratched into the handle. I don’t even cook.
July 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Last Thursday I found a plastic spatula in my mailbox. No note. Just the word “FRYCOOK” scratched into the handle. I don’t even cook.
Then things escalated.
He was in line behind me at Starbucks. He didn’t order anything. Didn’t even move when I looked at him. I asked the barista if she saw him — she just blinked and said, “Who?”
He was in line behind me at Starbucks. He didn’t order anything. Didn’t even move when I looked at him. I asked the barista if she saw him — she just blinked and said, “Who?”
July 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Then things escalated.
He was in line behind me at Starbucks. He didn’t order anything. Didn’t even move when I looked at him. I asked the barista if she saw him — she just blinked and said, “Who?”
He was in line behind me at Starbucks. He didn’t order anything. Didn’t even move when I looked at him. I asked the barista if she saw him — she just blinked and said, “Who?”
I laughed it off, thought maybe someone lost a bet. The next day? He was outside my gym. Different street. Same stance. Same dead stare. No explanation.
July 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I laughed it off, thought maybe someone lost a bet. The next day? He was outside my gym. Different street. Same stance. Same dead stare. No explanation.
It started two weeks ago. I was walking home from work and I saw him standing across the street. Full costume. No kids. No event. Just… standing. Not waving. Not dancing. Just watching.
July 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It started two weeks ago. I was walking home from work and I saw him standing across the street. Full costume. No kids. No event. Just… standing. Not waving. Not dancing. Just watching.
And I don't mean "I keep seeing SpongeBob memes" or "I watched an episode and now the algorithm won't leave me alone." No. I mean the character — like, full costume, 6 feet tall, soulless cartoon eyes — is following me in real life. In person. On land.
July 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And I don't mean "I keep seeing SpongeBob memes" or "I watched an episode and now the algorithm won't leave me alone." No. I mean the character — like, full costume, 6 feet tall, soulless cartoon eyes — is following me in real life. In person. On land.
I don't know how else to say this so here goes: I think SpongeBob SquarePants is stalking me.
July 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I don't know how else to say this so here goes: I think SpongeBob SquarePants is stalking me.
Thinking bout you 💔
April 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Thinking bout you 💔
Guys don’t worry. Blade of grass WILL be playable soon.
April 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Guys don’t worry. Blade of grass WILL be playable soon.
I opened my TikTok today and got a ad of jimmy johns romance fanfiction
March 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I opened my TikTok today and got a ad of jimmy johns romance fanfiction
They should add me to Fortnite
March 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
They should add me to Fortnite
I opened YouTube today and the first thing I saw on my recommended was men kissing
February 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I opened YouTube today and the first thing I saw on my recommended was men kissing
The Dill Pickle situation is crazy bro..
February 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The Dill Pickle situation is crazy bro..
AHHHHHH AHH AAAAAAHHHHH AHHH AHHHHHH!!1!!!
January 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
AHHHHHH AHH AAAAAAHHHHH AHHH AHHHHHH!!1!!!
Fork vs Spatula 1v1 no heals
October 30, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Fork vs Spatula 1v1 no heals
They should call Blusky posts forecasts
October 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
They should call Blusky posts forecasts
I think I peaked here
October 21, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I think I peaked here
Reposted by Casper!
I don’t have like any art to post form twitter so have this
October 18, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I don’t have like any art to post form twitter so have this