Friends Kafka
@caspereleam.bsky.social
i have superior taste in literally everything
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Friends Kafka
@caspereleam.bsky.social
· Jan 14
Colin Firth is my favorite actor, followed by Colin Thecond
Referring to the maternity ward as "bornhub"
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Referring to the maternity ward as "bornhub"
spinach is queer coded
October 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
spinach is queer coded
Nationalists actually have a lot in common with Columbus. Once they die, they'll end up at the wrong location.
October 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Nationalists actually have a lot in common with Columbus. Once they die, they'll end up at the wrong location.
Fun fact, halloween is part of a broader aesthetic called ciderpunk
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Fun fact, halloween is part of a broader aesthetic called ciderpunk
Never bring a knife to a gun fight. It's against the rules
October 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Never bring a knife to a gun fight. It's against the rules
Little known fact, the first ever strain of crack is called OG Bush
September 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Little known fact, the first ever strain of crack is called OG Bush
My girl said she could fix me, but I still ended up cheating. Whelp, guess who's getting dumped for their lying ass.
August 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My girl said she could fix me, but I still ended up cheating. Whelp, guess who's getting dumped for their lying ass.
i've noticed my friends haven't been listening to me talk to myself lately
August 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i've noticed my friends haven't been listening to me talk to myself lately
sword that sings "don't stand so close to me" when orcs are near
August 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
sword that sings "don't stand so close to me" when orcs are near
Bottle says refrigerate after opening but it doesnt say when to drink
July 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Bottle says refrigerate after opening but it doesnt say when to drink
I can beat up any dude who thinks he can land a plane
July 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I can beat up any dude who thinks he can land a plane
Dating siamese twins but they share a body and also a head
July 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dating siamese twins but they share a body and also a head
I have so little faith in myself i get imposter syndrome when i make scrambled eggs
July 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I have so little faith in myself i get imposter syndrome when i make scrambled eggs
Just found out my sister has an onlyfans. Right now I wish I'd been an onlychild.
June 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just found out my sister has an onlyfans. Right now I wish I'd been an onlychild.
Telling the worst people I know that I can't make it to their surprise party
May 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Telling the worst people I know that I can't make it to their surprise party
Upstairs neighbors being loud again, don't have a broom so I gotta stack up a buncha shit so I can bang my roomba against the ceiling
May 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Upstairs neighbors being loud again, don't have a broom so I gotta stack up a buncha shit so I can bang my roomba against the ceiling
My inner monologue finally hit puberty
May 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My inner monologue finally hit puberty
"They're sneaking into our country," says man trying to sneak into heaven
April 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"They're sneaking into our country," says man trying to sneak into heaven
Church of Scientology sponsored chewing gum called L Ron Hubba Bubba
April 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Church of Scientology sponsored chewing gum called L Ron Hubba Bubba
If you use lead-free paint then you probably drink o'douls you pussy
April 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you use lead-free paint then you probably drink o'douls you pussy
They're not really missed opportunities if I shoot them point blank. When it comes to killing dreams I've got 100% accuracy.
March 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They're not really missed opportunities if I shoot them point blank. When it comes to killing dreams I've got 100% accuracy.
I'm actually a progressive conservative. The earth is flat because there's a hole in the ozone layer, which lets out all the carbonation.
March 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm actually a progressive conservative. The earth is flat because there's a hole in the ozone layer, which lets out all the carbonation.
Falafel are just Egyptian hush puppies and crop circles are biblically accurate snow angels. You're welcome.
March 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Falafel are just Egyptian hush puppies and crop circles are biblically accurate snow angels. You're welcome.
Going to the clown Taco Bell for some bajajajaja blast
February 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Going to the clown Taco Bell for some bajajajaja blast
Got the "jolly good fellow" insurance policy cuz nobody can deny
February 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Got the "jolly good fellow" insurance policy cuz nobody can deny