I heard a panel show joke I liked recently, something like 'Here's Tony Blair, photographed without his colleagues Famine, Pestilence, and Death.'

also hey everyone did you know i'm writing queer fiction apparently and you can read it at quiet.ink/fiction/?

anyway it's basically all i think about almost all the time.

New Deadlock update recalculated ranks and I went up like 20 sub-ranks lol. I know it's a moba cliche but I knew I was under-ranked and stuck in Hell because I regularly got teamed with people who straight up did not understand the fundamentals of the game, ~700 games in

Love remembering that the people who think she's not gay are called "hetlors"

Fake friends and drama tiktok is popping off lately

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Spending my day off watching Counter-Strike 2 Ocean Eyes edits and taking some time to really remember the betrayals

BF6 is out so I guess that's it for my Deadlock group. Guess it's back to solo queue where my fellow bottom 75th percentile players yell at me for keeping the troopers away from the walker while they team fight in the enemy jungle for 20 minutes

Scatman ICEBERG

I'm the Scatman Yo da dub dub Bop ba bodda bope
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message to you Ski-bi dibby dib
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Where's the Scatman?

Not seeing the pitch for federation and at protocol while this is still an off brand clone with less features. You can sign up for another server that also kinda won't pay for moderation and it's still a bunch of 40 year olds named Hot Dog Girl and Cooper Blamble saying "discourse" over and over

Accidentally bought a quarter kilo of the kratom that makes you yearn wistfully

"Gen AI" is looking more and more like ZIRP death rattles and the funniest part will definitely be the fact that it's going to involve thousands of people doubling down and trying to cargo cult 2015 back into existence

don't allow the immoral and unconscionable to be the enemy of short term political necessity! you ignoramuses! you naive dreamers! you wide-eyed innocent non understanders of politics! now shut up! the adults are talking about the stock market and how ai is the future...

Not boys but I guess it reads more or less the same

"I drank seven boys and did a speed ball and realized this is how neurotypicals feel all the time" quickly becoming my favorite genre of audhdfluencer post

Maybe unfair of me but I'm not completely pulling this out of my ass either

Unfortunate reality with projects like n*rthsky in my experience is that they're generally headed by the most assimilated/ideologically captured segment of the people they claim to represent. So won't be surprised if it they have their own drama when someone gets banned for "misandry" or whatever

Reached the point even my sleep paralysis demon is calling to check in

Same with the "biggest socialist organization in the US" chestnut. Yes, for downwardly mobile and declassed millennials and old professional activist guys trying to sell their book about the new left or whatever

I think it's funny when people are like okay NOW you have to join the DSA and it's very much oriented towards current members and sympathizers rather than non-members. It's been ten years since the revival of this goofy anti communist sect from decades ago and the block ain't in any rush

People post this guy about their angsty relationship problems but tbh it just reminds me of israel and the united states

This is actually kinda how I talk with the too many quotation marks around things and the "here's a clever thing about some banal thing you probably didn't think twice about before" bit

The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.