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I discovered The Greatest American Hero is on Tubi. Then I had an epiphany while watching it.
Two panels, the top one being the DiCaprio pointing meme, subtitled “Loollooklook!” The bottom panel is from the same scene where he sits back to sip his can of beer. The subtitle reads “Ryan Reynolds is Robert Culp for the 21st century.”

And he is. Same smarmy charm, same reads, it’s kinda creepy.
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I discovered Indian Coke today and as good as Mexican Coke is, this is just a bit better.
A glass bottle of pop labeled “Thums Up”. That’s not a typo.
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Today I learned how to disassemble and clean hair clippers. Under duress.

Unrelated, I currently look like Travis Bickle on a bad hair day.
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Apparently, hence the famous line from the movie, “ET go number two.”
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(at the store)
Me: “I would like something to go with my tea. Something simple and sophisticated, like shortbread or Biscoff biscuits.”
(ten minutes later…)
Me:
A pack of chocolate covered marshmallow cookies with sprinkles.
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I believe all that’s left is…
(checks notes)
…watering the crops with Prime.
FoX NEWS screenshot that reads;
PLANS FOR UFC CAGE MATCH ON WH LAWN
• OCTAGON CAGE ON SOUTH LAWN
• FULL FIGHT CARD
• LINCOLN MEMORIAL WEIGH-INS
• JUMBO SCREENS ON ELLIPSE
• POSSIBLE OVAL OFFICE WALKOUT
NEW DETAILS ABOUT UFC CAGE MATCH ON WH SOUTH LAWN
castewar.bsky.social
I believe all that’s left is…
(checks notes)
…watering the crops with Prime.
FoX NEWS screenshot that reads;
PLANS FOR UFC CAGE MATCH ON WH LAWN
• OCTAGON CAGE ON SOUTH LAWN
• FULL FIGHT CARD
• LINCOLN MEMORIAL WEIGH-INS
• JUMBO SCREENS ON ELLIPSE
• POSSIBLE OVAL OFFICE WALKOUT
NEW DETAILS ABOUT UFC CAGE MATCH ON WH SOUTH LAWN
castewar.bsky.social
(at the store)
Me: “I would like something to go with my tea. Something simple and sophisticated, like shortbread or Biscoff biscuits.”
(ten minutes later…)
Me:
A pack of chocolate covered marshmallow cookies with sprinkles.
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#TOMORROW!

Come watch the greatest movie of all time with us during the #Indianapolis Alamo Drafthouse's #GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE PARTY! The fun starts at 6:45 PM!

Tickets are only $7! Come dressed as a Ghostbuster and get free popcorn!

Tickets can be purchased here: drafthouse.com/indianapolis...
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Me: “How have you categorized The X Files on your streaming platform?”

Disney: “Buddy / Police Drama.”

Me: “…”

Disney: “I know. Nailed it, right?”
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Just make a one-off medal, call it The Noble Prize, give it to him, he’ll never notice, he’ll be thrilled, we can all get back to important matters.
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No, YOU smell like wax toilet seal!
Hang on…
…no, you’re right, that’s me.
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