GHR-5H Grasshopper, 21st Centauri Lancers.
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
GHR-5H Grasshopper, 21st Centauri Lancers.
♪ Scrolling through your feed and then ♪
July 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
♪ Scrolling through your feed and then ♪
June 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This sounds like a Wizards & Warriors/Ironsword fanfic.
(Credit: Paperback Paradise)
(Credit: Paperback Paradise)
June 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This sounds like a Wizards & Warriors/Ironsword fanfic.
(Credit: Paperback Paradise)
(Credit: Paperback Paradise)
Jingoism is fucking poison, kids.
June 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Jingoism is fucking poison, kids.
Awkward Vampire Moments #4011
April 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Awkward Vampire Moments #4011
"We have the technology."
-The Six Million Dollar Man
"I HAVE T-H-E PO-O-OW-ER-R!"
-Prince Adam (no one tell him we know)
"We have THE MEATS!"
-Arby's
-The Six Million Dollar Man
"I HAVE T-H-E PO-O-OW-ER-R!"
-Prince Adam (no one tell him we know)
"We have THE MEATS!"
-Arby's
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"We have the technology."
-The Six Million Dollar Man
"I HAVE T-H-E PO-O-OW-ER-R!"
-Prince Adam (no one tell him we know)
"We have THE MEATS!"
-Arby's
-The Six Million Dollar Man
"I HAVE T-H-E PO-O-OW-ER-R!"
-Prince Adam (no one tell him we know)
"We have THE MEATS!"
-Arby's
"What shade of green are you using?"
"Chartreuse."
"Gesundheit."
"Chartreuse."
"Gesundheit."
March 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"What shade of green are you using?"
"Chartreuse."
"Gesundheit."
"Chartreuse."
"Gesundheit."
From a year ago...
[During the 'Memory' reprise]
Me: "Wait- this is Cats? I thought it was just a *really* furry Bacchae."
-Cats (2019)
[During the 'Memory' reprise]
Me: "Wait- this is Cats? I thought it was just a *really* furry Bacchae."
-Cats (2019)
March 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
From a year ago...
[During the 'Memory' reprise]
Me: "Wait- this is Cats? I thought it was just a *really* furry Bacchae."
-Cats (2019)
[During the 'Memory' reprise]
Me: "Wait- this is Cats? I thought it was just a *really* furry Bacchae."
-Cats (2019)
"I've got a moon-tan to upkeep."
"That's called a 'pallor'."
"That's called a 'pallor'."
March 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"I've got a moon-tan to upkeep."
"That's called a 'pallor'."
"That's called a 'pallor'."
Random offering as I was scrolling FB:
February 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Random offering as I was scrolling FB:
• Ancient dude.
• Name starts with G
• Died fighting a balrog.
Glorfindel when Mithrandir returns: 😐
• Name starts with G
• Died fighting a balrog.
Glorfindel when Mithrandir returns: 😐
February 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
• Ancient dude.
• Name starts with G
• Died fighting a balrog.
Glorfindel when Mithrandir returns: 😐
• Name starts with G
• Died fighting a balrog.
Glorfindel when Mithrandir returns: 😐
Priest: "Raising a child is a challenge; it takes a village."
Ghandar, Lord of the Five Crypts: "Raising him wasn't the hard part- it was teaching him not to eat the locals that took work."
Priest: "What?"
Ghandar: "What?"
Ghandar, Lord of the Five Crypts: "Raising him wasn't the hard part- it was teaching him not to eat the locals that took work."
Priest: "What?"
Ghandar: "What?"
February 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Priest: "Raising a child is a challenge; it takes a village."
Ghandar, Lord of the Five Crypts: "Raising him wasn't the hard part- it was teaching him not to eat the locals that took work."
Priest: "What?"
Ghandar: "What?"
Ghandar, Lord of the Five Crypts: "Raising him wasn't the hard part- it was teaching him not to eat the locals that took work."
Priest: "What?"
Ghandar: "What?"
A sea cow struggles with his budding delusions of godhood in...
February 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A sea cow struggles with his budding delusions of godhood in...
I'm still a fan of the third one.
February 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm still a fan of the third one.
-Claudia,
Interview With the Vampire
Interview With the Vampire
February 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
-Claudia,
Interview With the Vampire
Interview With the Vampire
The spells that Bigby was banned from casting at parties after, as Otto put it,
"What that handsy bastard pulled last time."
"What that handsy bastard pulled last time."
February 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The spells that Bigby was banned from casting at parties after, as Otto put it,
"What that handsy bastard pulled last time."
"What that handsy bastard pulled last time."
