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Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.
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In celebration of NES' 40th anniversary, here's a thread of classic ads.

The launch ad
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a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know
Me sentindo tentada a instalar o Tinder pq hoje está cheio de homem gostoso na rua por causa do Ironman
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Jesus christ are they cremating him
83yo Paul McCartney with *significantly* more pyro than any of us expected.
Sai para tomar um café e minha cidade está abarrotada com esportistas. Assim descubro que tem Ironman rolando esse fds
Ah se eu fosse rica…
Gonna move back to Brussels brb, the house Saint Cyr is for sale for only 2 millie

www.christiesrealestatebelgium.be/en/property/...
Saudade da jaguatirica gordinha que deixou essa patinha tatuada na minha perna
Terça feira e eu já terminei o dia precisando de um drink (precisava férias)
Óbvio que não vou fazer isso, por mais que eu odeie dirigir. Mas tb não seria assim tão mais caro do que decidir ir e voltar de Uber em horário de pico todo dia
Tenho que ir pra Lisboa 3 ou 4x na semana que vem pelo trabalho e de curiosidade fui olhar preço de hotel.
Impraticável na região que preciso mas vi opção de alugar veleiros, bem mais em conta
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palestino é prisioneiro, israelense é refém
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his psychologist recommended that he make new friends so he joined a cult
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
The radical left’s reign of terror in Portland: Animal Crossing edition
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
Cuidadora de pandas com certeza
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unbelievable world we live in.

live now "whales on the radio"
Meio chocada com o conceito de mochila maluca, já que na minha época nem cabelo maluco existia. Haja criatividade (e tempo) dos pais
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One cake to rule them all 🥮
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It’s a male loneliness epidemic, but find a lonely man on a dating app and ask him if he’s looking for a relationship, and he’ll say no, just friends with benefits, so you say ok, like we go to the movies sometimes and also have sex and it’s like no, just sex, so you say ok, so we hook up…
Já o pau gordo quase ninguém conhece pq só indo perto do fim do mundo
Eu gosto de ser solteira durante a semana mas ao sábados e domingos eu preferia estar casada
Eu gosto bastante de ser solteira, mas todo domingo eu queria é estar casada há 3 anos já