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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 1d

during this time we had pork chops that everyone forgot about left in the oven & we knew something was rotting but we couldnt find it. we were convinced it was a dead mouse but no one thought to check inside the oven since mom was only using the microwave. anyway when we found them it was awful LMAO

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 1d

i don’t remember if it was this specific recipe book or not but when i was in middle school my mom had a manic episode for like a couple weeks where she was obsessed with cooking only in the microwave and had a cookbook like this

〽️ax krieger does the damn thing @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 2d

prodigy - the fat of the land (1997)

a book called "basic microwaving" whose cover has a cob of corn, a slice of chocolate cake, and a cheeseburger, all with a zoom blur

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 3d

took me a bit to organize it, but all my patreon rewards are now organized and uploaded for FREE! my patreon will be taken down soon. if you want to keep supporting me, i highly recommend checking out my subscribestar! it has all the same benefits + some! thank you!
subscribestar.adult/posts/2113448

art of soleil smiling in the background with text that says "All Patreon Rewards 2023-2025 Available now for FREE!"

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 3d

just weird thinking about how much art there was even though i feel like i havent actually drawn that much...

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 3d

even in a zip file it's still like 800 mb... insane lmfao

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 3d

here is the direct link if you don't wanna sign up for subscribestar (though again, all members including FREE get to vote monthly on who i draw!)
mega.nz/file/3k4jDQS...

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 3d

took me a bit to organize it, but all my patreon rewards are now organized and uploaded for FREE! my patreon will be taken down soon. if you want to keep supporting me, i highly recommend checking out my subscribestar! it has all the same benefits + some! thank you!
subscribestar.adult/posts/2113448

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 3d

organized my patreon rewards so i could release them for free since it'll be shutdown soon but uhhh... where do i even host an almost 800mb zip file...

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 3d

ermmm i added a new tier if anyone is interested..... for $25 a month you get a sketch along w full access to all my works and priority for comms...! yay!!!
keep in mind there's only two slots!

$25 USD - The Butteriest Butterball
Same perk as previous tiers, but every month you get one sketch of any character of your choosing. Same restrictions as my normal commissions apply. Character must be over 18. The sketch can be either SFW or R18.
Limited (0 out of 2) subscriptions)

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 5d

new poll up for this month!!! vote vote vote!!! all members including free get to vote!!!
subscribestar.adult/catastrothy

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 5d

she’s from a game called mahjong fight girl!

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 5d

new poll up for this month!!! vote vote vote!!! all members including free get to vote!!!
subscribestar.adult/catastrothy

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 7d

pomni bikini… pomnikini…

illustration of bbw pomni from the amazing digital circus in an extremely skimpy bikini while looking kind of shy

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 20d

im practicing making music rn... does the general feeling of thinking everything you make is absolute dogshit ever go away...

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 22d

had a very realistic dream about eating a sandwich last night so i went and got myself a burger for breakfast

picture of a half eaten crispy onion whopper from burger king

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 25d

todays emotes! yay!! thank you for hanging out!!! #idrewaweirdcat

redraw of soleil as the angry kyouko touhou meme

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 25d

i love trying new food so much dude. esp when its a lot different than what im used to (aka midwestern slop)

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 25d

more specifically i tried the double egg yolk mooncakes from costco cuz i had been wanting to try them for a long time and i was on the fence on whether id like them or not but they fuck hard dude this shit rules

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 25d

you know i was worried i wouldnt like salted egg yolks but theyre actually really good wtf

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 25d

gonna get some food and then if my internet cooperates, going to try and stream working on emotes :3

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 26d

“but i don’t know how to draw-“ it’s time to learn!!! art is fun!!! i love helping people learn how to draw bc it’s maybe one of the most fun hobbies in the world to me!!! even if you’re “””bad””” who cares!!! have fun!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 26d

in other news i’d like to try doing an art stream where we all draw together with like a set theme or something cuz i think it’d be fun mayhaps…

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 26d

today keeps going wrong im so tired wahhhh!! i had 2 coworkers call out, toilet sprayed me in the face, im sick and cant call off work, and everything keeps going wrong… uuuu…

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 26d

you will never guess who got sprayed in the face by a broken toilet (it’s me) (im so tired)

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Cyan 🌻🐾 Gyaru Bobcat @catastrothy.bsky.social · 26d

can you guys send me more emote ideas. i have 10 static emotes + 11 animated ones i need to replace :(
catastrothy.straw.page

catastrothy's strawpage

catastrothy.straw.page

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