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The whole point in doing it is they know it's terrible, it pisses us off, mission accomplished. Then we take it and rub their noses in it when they need Latino votes.

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Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 11d

I made a promise to myself if I ever go to Tim Horton's drive through and they say they're out of coffee, I'm going to start screaming, tear my clothes off, and run through the streets like a madman like it was the end of the world. It hasn't happened yet, but if it does, that's the plan.

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 14d

My picocalc came in today! I already have it put together and I'm trying old basic programs I haven't run since I owned a Commodore 64

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Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 14d

It kinda happens when literal narcissists hold the most powerful positions in the world and proceed to fuck everything up with their narcissism.

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Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 15d

Now that EA has been bought out by an investment group the next news to come from them will be a leaked memo that all new video games must have in game purchases and loot boxes with crap payouts.

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 15d

I knew a stand up comedian who suffered from pituitary dwarfism who said these drugs were not just offered, they were literally pushed on him repeatedly and he repeatedly said no. He didn't think being 5 ft tall was the end of the world that required medical intervention.

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 15d

Until the next. I'm pretty sure there's much bigger scandals on the way.

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 15d

They take all the heat and the greatest crime they committed was proving their nation is STILL not ready to elect a female president regardless of how qualified they are. The way to break that ceiling is to elect a female Trump who runs on the promise of using excessive unnecessary cruelty. Like MTG

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 15d

The idea the post office is supposed to run like a profitable company confuses the hell out of me. Services are not supposed to be profitable. It's like complaining your fire department is making enough money. "Pose for more sexy pinups calendars you subsidized deadbeats!"

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Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 17d

Why is there always a "Install this bullshit now" or "Remind me later" button? Why not a "Fuck off and never bother me about this again" button?

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 18d

I've had worse.

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Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 18d

When establishing a dictatorship and using a weaponized justice system to go after political enemies, the first thing you go after is low-hanging fruit that everyone hates. It establishes a norm, then work your way up from there.

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 19d

Every time I see a beautiful concept car, I think the company is bragging ,"Look at this gorgeous thing we could be building, but we never will. So look forward to yet another boring as fuck SUV."

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 21d

Rapture Day is here! This is such a nostalgic feeling for me. Reminds me of the early days on the internet back in 1993 the Kent Hovind 'rapture monkeys' were telling us all to drop to our knees and beg God for forgiveness before it was too late. Fuck me we had fun trolling them afterwards.

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 22d

So does anyone know if the people who run Tylenol did anything to piss off Trump lately to cause him to toss the company under a bus of pseudo-science BS? Bcz that's probably something worth looking into.

Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 22d

I think you're going to have to make concrete bollards and imbedded steel posts in front of businesses to be a standard thing everywhere.

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Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 24d

Can anyone confirm Disney actually lost near $4 billion or is that just internet fluff? Whatever they lost it's not enough.

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Catboy In A Maid Outfit @catboymaid67.bsky.social · 25d

I hear a lot of people are cancelling Disney+ and HULU over Kimmel getting fired, but is it enough to cause any kind of stir with those corporations? You'd have to damn near bankrupt them to make a difference. I hope that's what it actually leads to.