CatCityCigarBear
@catcitycigarbear.bsky.social
Bears. Cigars. Fun House by The Stooges. I’m a man of simple tastes. Palm Springs-adjacent.
Made out with the hottest fucking daddy bear from Long Beach and it took everything in my power to not ask if he lived on the east side of the LBC.
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Made out with the hottest fucking daddy bear from Long Beach and it took everything in my power to not ask if he lived on the east side of the LBC.
Saturday smoke.
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Saturday smoke.
Not a bad way to spend a December.
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Not a bad way to spend a December.
Did I mention how good that Deftones record is?
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Did I mention how good that Deftones record is?
From the vault. A few summers ago out in WV.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
From the vault. A few summers ago out in WV.
Sunday smoke.
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sunday smoke.
If you need me, I’ll be standing at the kitchen counter in my underwear, eating this Honey Baked Ham with my fingers.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you need me, I’ll be standing at the kitchen counter in my underwear, eating this Honey Baked Ham with my fingers.
A rare night out. Met some cool folks. Had my ego stroked a bit. Took a selfie in a top 5 most disgusting gay bar bathroom I’ve ever been in…
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A rare night out. Met some cool folks. Had my ego stroked a bit. Took a selfie in a top 5 most disgusting gay bar bathroom I’ve ever been in…
Joke’s on you, electrician. You underestimated my fear of improbable but possible accidental death. You’re gonna switch out that damp rated light for a wet rated one.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Joke’s on you, electrician. You underestimated my fear of improbable but possible accidental death. You’re gonna switch out that damp rated light for a wet rated one.
I’m super into it being 72 for Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m super into it being 72 for Thanksgiving.
Have a good holiday fellas.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Have a good holiday fellas.
Got to the gym at 5AM. Already packed. Sometimes I hate my people.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Got to the gym at 5AM. Already packed. Sometimes I hate my people.
The sun decided to poke back out this morning. Just in time to stay inside watching football all day. 😆
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The sun decided to poke back out this morning. Just in time to stay inside watching football all day. 😆
New PA: “Okay, I wrote you a script for X doses of Doxy. Is that going to be enough?”
Me: “More than enough.”
New PA: “Well, you’re in Palm Springs now. Plus when it’s Bear Week and stuff you’re gonna be a hot commodity.”
Me: 💀
Me: “More than enough.”
New PA: “Well, you’re in Palm Springs now. Plus when it’s Bear Week and stuff you’re gonna be a hot commodity.”
Me: 💀
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
New PA: “Okay, I wrote you a script for X doses of Doxy. Is that going to be enough?”
Me: “More than enough.”
New PA: “Well, you’re in Palm Springs now. Plus when it’s Bear Week and stuff you’re gonna be a hot commodity.”
Me: 💀
Me: “More than enough.”
New PA: “Well, you’re in Palm Springs now. Plus when it’s Bear Week and stuff you’re gonna be a hot commodity.”
Me: 💀
Productive morning. So, I’ll treat myself.
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Productive morning. So, I’ll treat myself.
(Watching the Broncos/Chiefs game and camera pans to Condoleezza Rice.)
Me to Other Half: “Oh my god, remember when Condoleezza Rice was a villain?”
Me to Other Half: “Oh my god, remember when Condoleezza Rice was a villain?”
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
(Watching the Broncos/Chiefs game and camera pans to Condoleezza Rice.)
Me to Other Half: “Oh my god, remember when Condoleezza Rice was a villain?”
Me to Other Half: “Oh my god, remember when Condoleezza Rice was a villain?”
Having a smoke and watching the game before THE game through the kitchen window.
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Having a smoke and watching the game before THE game through the kitchen window.
I’ve had Death by Lightning recommended to me by several folks. Not sure if it’s because they know I was an American history major or because they know my ultimate fantasy is Nick Offerman with muttonchops.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’ve had Death by Lightning recommended to me by several folks. Not sure if it’s because they know I was an American history major or because they know my ultimate fantasy is Nick Offerman with muttonchops.
Nice night for it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Nice night for it.
Everything about this is fucking gross. 🤮🤮🤮
AI country singer Breaking Rust tops Billboard with ‘Walk My Walk’
A country hit made by artificial intelligence has climbed to the top of a Billboard chart — a first for the genre.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Everything about this is fucking gross. 🤮🤮🤮
Sunday smoke.
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sunday smoke.
I’m going to need a few filler items for my half sleeves. Debating between a Magic 8 Ball that says “Fuck No” or an old school dagger with a banner that says “Live. Laugh. Lacerate.”
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m going to need a few filler items for my half sleeves. Debating between a Magic 8 Ball that says “Fuck No” or an old school dagger with a banner that says “Live. Laugh. Lacerate.”
