santa-nie | caterpills
@caterpills.bsky.social
she/her. 30s.
book cult leader
professional hockey yaoi peddler
🔗 https://archiveofourown.org/users/caterpills/works
book cult leader
professional hockey yaoi peddler
🔗 https://archiveofourown.org/users/caterpills/works
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🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/556592...
📚 M, 94.1k words
📚 Author Henry, Publicist Alex
📚 Book tour, road trips, forced proximity, slow burn
📚 Some angst, but a happy ending!
📚 Out of context emojis: 🥒 🎹 🧊👻 🖼️ 🚂
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/556592...
📚 M, 94.1k words
📚 Author Henry, Publicist Alex
📚 Book tour, road trips, forced proximity, slow burn
📚 Some angst, but a happy ending!
📚 Out of context emojis: 🥒 🎹 🧊👻 🖼️ 🚂
Borrowing this from Sara!! If anyone asks me #5 you should already know the answer.
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Borrowing this from Sara!! If anyone asks me #5 you should already know the answer.
I'M (not) FINE
◦ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ◦
Hollanov x You Could Be Happy (Snow Patrol) #heatedrivalry #hollanov #shanehollander #ilyarozanov
for @caterpills.bsky.social 💕
Hollanov x You Could Be Happy (Snow Patrol) #heatedrivalry #hollanov #shanehollander #ilyarozanov
for @caterpills.bsky.social 💕
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'M (not) FINE
HELLO???? Gorgeous 💕
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
HELLO???? Gorgeous 💕
Reposted by santa-nie | caterpills
Reading a hockey romance, again, finally. All is right in the world. 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Reading a hockey romance, again, finally. All is right in the world. 🥰
Everyone's been watching The Hockey Show™ (me too) might as well remind you there is this crossover (minor, but still relevant!!)
FINALLY TIME TO YAP.
let the body keep the score
E | 10.3k | firstprince
one night stand + light angst + missed connections + hockey game 🏒 (and some hollanov in the background for fun!!)
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73457981
let the body keep the score
E | 10.3k | firstprince
one night stand + light angst + missed connections + hockey game 🏒 (and some hollanov in the background for fun!!)
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73457981
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Everyone's been watching The Hockey Show™ (me too) might as well remind you there is this crossover (minor, but still relevant!!)
it is IMPERATIVE TO MY HEALTH that you all read this, thank you.
slow burn | e | 33k
my second 5th contribution for none other than @caterpills.bsky.social !!! link and summary below! x
my second 5th contribution for none other than @caterpills.bsky.social !!! link and summary below! x
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it is IMPERATIVE TO MY HEALTH that you all read this, thank you.
Yes, I did forget that my birthday is this month.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yes, I did forget that my birthday is this month.
Again, no, I will not be showing you my wrap-up (You don't need to see it, I promise.) Yes, I read this month. No, none of them were hockey romances (I know, I know.)
Love coming back to see everyone's reading roundups 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Again, no, I will not be showing you my wrap-up (You don't need to see it, I promise.) Yes, I read this month. No, none of them were hockey romances (I know, I know.)
Love coming back to see everyone's reading roundups 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Love coming back to see everyone's reading roundups 🥰
Hi! I loved the first two episodes of HR, but I'm going to be off social media for a bit! If you need to yap, you know where to find me ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hi! I loved the first two episodes of HR, but I'm going to be off social media for a bit! If you need to yap, you know where to find me ❤️
If you're like me and watch with closed captioning on, turn it off for episode 2 during the Russian scenes. I think the cc was overriding the translations because when I turned it off it was fine ❤️ (But have CC on for episode 1 because the Russian in there only works with the CC on) Okay bye!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If you're like me and watch with closed captioning on, turn it off for episode 2 during the Russian scenes. I think the cc was overriding the translations because when I turned it off it was fine ❤️ (But have CC on for episode 1 because the Russian in there only works with the CC on) Okay bye!!
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stay good under pressure
archiveofourown.org/works/746823...
💤 Chapter 4/5: Thursday
💤 E | 10.5k words | Posting daily Mon-Fri
💤 Hollanov corporate co-workers AU
💤 Shane has printer issues, and feat. a Microsoft Teams cameo
archiveofourown.org/works/746823...
💤 Chapter 4/5: Thursday
💤 E | 10.5k words | Posting daily Mon-Fri
💤 Hollanov corporate co-workers AU
💤 Shane has printer issues, and feat. a Microsoft Teams cameo
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
stay good under pressure
archiveofourown.org/works/746823...
💤 Chapter 4/5: Thursday
💤 E | 10.5k words | Posting daily Mon-Fri
💤 Hollanov corporate co-workers AU
💤 Shane has printer issues, and feat. a Microsoft Teams cameo
archiveofourown.org/works/746823...
💤 Chapter 4/5: Thursday
💤 E | 10.5k words | Posting daily Mon-Fri
💤 Hollanov corporate co-workers AU
💤 Shane has printer issues, and feat. a Microsoft Teams cameo
Gonna need you all to read this PRONTO!!
Surprise!! I had SO much fun writing "One Month to Forever" - truly an absolute blast and I hope you all enjoy!!
archiveofourown.org/works/74058486
In addition to the other fics, give SO MUCH LOVE to this absolute delight that ninzied wrote for me, I'm IN LOVE. 😍💖
archiveofourown.org/works/72877141
archiveofourown.org/works/74058486
In addition to the other fics, give SO MUCH LOVE to this absolute delight that ninzied wrote for me, I'm IN LOVE. 😍💖
archiveofourown.org/works/72877141
Dealer's Choice by bleedingballroomfloor
50 first dates by ninzied
love me 'til my heart stops (love me 'til i'm dead) by dreakawa
Love between shifts by Tsuwrites
prima facie by 0npurpose
Mixed Up in Glass by happilyappled
One Month to Forever by quill_and_ink
50 first dates by ninzied
love me 'til my heart stops (love me 'til i'm dead) by dreakawa
Love between shifts by Tsuwrites
prima facie by 0npurpose
Mixed Up in Glass by happilyappled
One Month to Forever by quill_and_ink
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Gonna need you all to read this PRONTO!!
In case anyone was wondering, I did make four other graphics before the one I posted won out.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In case anyone was wondering, I did make four other graphics before the one I posted won out.
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The End of the End (We Live Again)
🌴 Palm Springs AU (in Texas)
🔄 Stuck in a time loop together
💕Strangers to best friends to lovers
🕶️ Just a hint of spy au
📝 E, 25k
archiveofourown.org/works/74201416
🌴 Palm Springs AU (in Texas)
🔄 Stuck in a time loop together
💕Strangers to best friends to lovers
🕶️ Just a hint of spy au
📝 E, 25k
archiveofourown.org/works/74201416
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The End of the End (We Live Again)
🌴 Palm Springs AU (in Texas)
🔄 Stuck in a time loop together
💕Strangers to best friends to lovers
🕶️ Just a hint of spy au
📝 E, 25k
archiveofourown.org/works/74201416
🌴 Palm Springs AU (in Texas)
🔄 Stuck in a time loop together
💕Strangers to best friends to lovers
🕶️ Just a hint of spy au
📝 E, 25k
archiveofourown.org/works/74201416
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stay good under pressure
archiveofourown.org/works/746823...
🌙 Chapter 3/5: Wednesday
🌙 E | 7.6k | Posting daily Mon - Fri
🌙 Hollanov corporate co-workers AU
🌙 A late night in the office, and a little competition
archiveofourown.org/works/746823...
🌙 Chapter 3/5: Wednesday
🌙 E | 7.6k | Posting daily Mon - Fri
🌙 Hollanov corporate co-workers AU
🌙 A late night in the office, and a little competition
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
stay good under pressure
archiveofourown.org/works/746823...
🌙 Chapter 3/5: Wednesday
🌙 E | 7.6k | Posting daily Mon - Fri
🌙 Hollanov corporate co-workers AU
🌙 A late night in the office, and a little competition
archiveofourown.org/works/746823...
🌙 Chapter 3/5: Wednesday
🌙 E | 7.6k | Posting daily Mon - Fri
🌙 Hollanov corporate co-workers AU
🌙 A late night in the office, and a little competition
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50 first dates
☕️ firstprince coffee shop au
☕️ strangers to fake dating to lovers
☕️ 6k rated t
☕️ archiveofourown.org/works/72877141
in which the hot guy at the coffee shop keeps bringing all his first dates there when alex is just trying to study.
☕️ firstprince coffee shop au
☕️ strangers to fake dating to lovers
☕️ 6k rated t
☕️ archiveofourown.org/works/72877141
in which the hot guy at the coffee shop keeps bringing all his first dates there when alex is just trying to study.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
50 first dates
☕️ firstprince coffee shop au
☕️ strangers to fake dating to lovers
☕️ 6k rated t
☕️ archiveofourown.org/works/72877141
in which the hot guy at the coffee shop keeps bringing all his first dates there when alex is just trying to study.
☕️ firstprince coffee shop au
☕️ strangers to fake dating to lovers
☕️ 6k rated t
☕️ archiveofourown.org/works/72877141
in which the hot guy at the coffee shop keeps bringing all his first dates there when alex is just trying to study.
Reposted by santa-nie | caterpills
I had so much fun writing this fic for buttercupkisses! Since my return I've been delighted by the plethora of age gap fics and was even more delighted to see it requested so I could try my hand at it! Thanks so much to everyone who has read and left some love <3
archiveofourown.org/works/73652941
archiveofourown.org/works/73652941
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I had so much fun writing this fic for buttercupkisses! Since my return I've been delighted by the plethora of age gap fics and was even more delighted to see it requested so I could try my hand at it! Thanks so much to everyone who has read and left some love <3
archiveofourown.org/works/73652941
archiveofourown.org/works/73652941
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Eleven Eleven - an RWRB x Conan Gray fic
(archiveofourown.org/works/735985...) by MarzelGrimm (me)
Fandom: #RedWhiteandroyalblue | rated M | Chapter 3/3 | 33,289 words
Based on the 2025 #ConanGray album Wishbone
(archiveofourown.org/works/735985...) by MarzelGrimm (me)
Fandom: #RedWhiteandroyalblue | rated M | Chapter 3/3 | 33,289 words
Based on the 2025 #ConanGray album Wishbone
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Eleven Eleven - an RWRB x Conan Gray fic
(archiveofourown.org/works/735985...) by MarzelGrimm (me)
Fandom: #RedWhiteandroyalblue | rated M | Chapter 3/3 | 33,289 words
Based on the 2025 #ConanGray album Wishbone
(archiveofourown.org/works/735985...) by MarzelGrimm (me)
Fandom: #RedWhiteandroyalblue | rated M | Chapter 3/3 | 33,289 words
Based on the 2025 #ConanGray album Wishbone
Reposted by santa-nie | caterpills
Also posting it in here but with my signature 🥴 such an honor to be assigned @danidabbles.rwrb.social for this! love me a good firefighter/paramedic au ❤️
#rwrb #firstprince
#rwrb #firstprince
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Also posting it in here but with my signature 🥴 such an honor to be assigned @danidabbles.rwrb.social for this! love me a good firefighter/paramedic au ❤️
#rwrb #firstprince
#rwrb #firstprince
FINALLY TIME TO YAP.
let the body keep the score
E | 10.3k | firstprince
one night stand + light angst + missed connections + hockey game 🏒 (and some hollanov in the background for fun!!)
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73457981
let the body keep the score
E | 10.3k | firstprince
one night stand + light angst + missed connections + hockey game 🏒 (and some hollanov in the background for fun!!)
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73457981
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
FINALLY TIME TO YAP.
let the body keep the score
E | 10.3k | firstprince
one night stand + light angst + missed connections + hockey game 🏒 (and some hollanov in the background for fun!!)
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73457981
let the body keep the score
E | 10.3k | firstprince
one night stand + light angst + missed connections + hockey game 🏒 (and some hollanov in the background for fun!!)
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73457981
Reposted by santa-nie | caterpills
rest on your patient lips
🩸 Anywhere with You 2025
🩸E | 22.7k words
🩸 Vampire Henry
🩸 Law student / Book clerk Alex
🩸 Strangers to lovers
🩸 Some angst, copious fluff/smut
🩸 Meet “cute” at bookstore in NYC
🖇️ archiveofourown.org/works/73622956
🩸 Anywhere with You 2025
🩸E | 22.7k words
🩸 Vampire Henry
🩸 Law student / Book clerk Alex
🩸 Strangers to lovers
🩸 Some angst, copious fluff/smut
🩸 Meet “cute” at bookstore in NYC
🖇️ archiveofourown.org/works/73622956
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
rest on your patient lips
🩸 Anywhere with You 2025
🩸E | 22.7k words
🩸 Vampire Henry
🩸 Law student / Book clerk Alex
🩸 Strangers to lovers
🩸 Some angst, copious fluff/smut
🩸 Meet “cute” at bookstore in NYC
🖇️ archiveofourown.org/works/73622956
🩸 Anywhere with You 2025
🩸E | 22.7k words
🩸 Vampire Henry
🩸 Law student / Book clerk Alex
🩸 Strangers to lovers
🩸 Some angst, copious fluff/smut
🩸 Meet “cute” at bookstore in NYC
🖇️ archiveofourown.org/works/73622956
Reposted by santa-nie | caterpills
AUTHOR REVEALS!! ❤️💙
Here is a link to the collection. Scroll back through the last 7 posts to find individual links to our 54 amazing works!
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Here is a link to the collection. Scroll back through the last 7 posts to find individual links to our 54 amazing works!
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
AUTHOR REVEALS!! ❤️💙
Here is a link to the collection. Scroll back through the last 7 posts to find individual links to our 54 amazing works!
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Here is a link to the collection. Scroll back through the last 7 posts to find individual links to our 54 amazing works!
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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🥹🥹🥹 ahhh i just loved the prompt! and u gave me so many good ones!!! but i am so weak for firefighter alex... it was meant to beee ❤️❤️❤️ thank u so muchhh for ur words 🫵🫶 AGAIN (repost bc i love u 🫂🫂🫂)
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🥹🥹🥹 ahhh i just loved the prompt! and u gave me so many good ones!!! but i am so weak for firefighter alex... it was meant to beee ❤️❤️❤️ thank u so muchhh for ur words 🫵🫶 AGAIN (repost bc i love u 🫂🫂🫂)