Catherine Weiss
@catherineweiss.bsky.social
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maker of poems, book covers, shitty cartoons. author of WOLF GIRLS VS HORSE GIRLS, GRIEFCAKE, and BIG MONEY PORNO MOMMY (Game Over Books, 2025). http://catherineweiss.com
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sorry everybody i have been Less Online this month because my house got hit by lightning and burned down

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i hope this is "Challengers but everybody's dead"
letterboxd.social
The official poster for Eternity, starring Elizabeth Olsen, Callum Turner and Miles Teller ☁️

Coming soon from A24.
catherineweiss.bsky.social
I loved Tom Lehrer so much that when I was 13 I wrote a satiric poem (not being a composer) about my classmates and teachers but the school didn’t think it was funny, assumed it was some kind of scary list of targets, and I got sent to boarding school out of state. anyway RIP to a legend
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truthout.org
As Gaza starves, 420,000 pallets of aid is sitting in warehouses awaiting approval for entry. Meanwhile, Israel is running a propaganda campaign attempting to blame its starvation plan on the very aid groups to whom it’s denying access.
420k Aid Pallets Await Entry Into Gaza as Israel Blames Starvation on Aid Groups
Israel and GHF are trying to blame Israel’s slaughter and starvation of aid seekers on humanitarian groups.
truthout.org
catherineweiss.bsky.social
DIAGRAM has been a dream publication for me for a long, long time, so i'm so happy to be able to say i have two poems in this issue!
catherineweiss.bsky.social
tbh it wasn't actually apropos of nothing, this post was apropos of looking at a picture from when Pippin was a puppy and going, wait a minute, he had wide eyes, type B--i need to make a chart or a graph
a small pug mix puppy with eyes that are far apart from each other sitting next to a shoe
catherineweiss.bsky.social
apropos of nothing but when authors describe characters with "wide eyes" i know intellectually they usually mean A but my brain always translates to B
a rough hand drawn figure of two icons of faces. the circle marked A has big round eyes with a vertical arrow indicating tall. the circle marked B has two digon shaped eyes that are far apart with a horizontal arrow indicating width.
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i guess people are talking about if the NYC subway is scary and i'll chime in on this one. sometimes people in the car with you are talking or sleepy or annoying. sometimes people even sing at you! i don’t care for the singing. but the subway is not scary. what it is is not very accessible
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benjaminsamuel.wtf
Grateful to @catherineweiss.bsky.social‬ for the opportunity to publish her poems—and this GIF of a guy doinking off the propeller of the Titanic.

bombmagazine.org/articles/202...
catherineweiss.bsky.social
This GIF is SO GOOD and when I saw it was accompanying my work I shrieked in delight. Thanks so much for publishing these poems!
catherineweiss.bsky.social
finally going to the salon for a haircut that makes me feel less like an old crone but afterwards having to come to terms with that while it's not exactly a ramona flowers haircut, it's not exactly NOT a ramona flowers haircut
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my first attempt at flat needle felting. when im dead, plz put on my gravestone "say what ye will but the bitch had hobbies"
A embroidery hoop with needle felted wool of a sky shortly after sunset. Dark blue tree line in the foreground and pink and grey clouds over a medium blue sky. There's also a silhouette of power lines. The overall effect is that the art is not particularly good but someone certainly tried her best.
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In the movie they'll be terraforming Mars to be the habitat of Earth 65 Million years ago, for some reason. A Musk-esque figure will be eaten by dinosaurs at the end. Welcome to... Jurassic Planet
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for me it’s a reminder that i’m naturally impatient but that rushing can produce sloppy results. but possibly the messy quick handwriting is more authentic than the tidy rounded letters i make when i go slow. i’m always jealous of other people’s handwriting, too! especially if it seems consistent
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my husband was having a nightmare and for whatever reason he started singing an eerie howling melody in his sleep and wouldn't wake up when i shook him and i can tell you right now i did not NOT care for that at 3am the night after seeing Sinners
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gameoverbooks.bsky.social
It's that time again. More info at the link in bio.
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i just saw a trailer for a movie, like ostensibly a REAL movie released in theaters in 2009, and in the trailer there were three consecutive shots with the boom mic visible in the frame and i feel like im going crazy
catherineweiss.bsky.social
-bombing people is really bad
-we must stop the ppl in charge from doing it
-by using a variety of tactics to get them to stop
-including but not limited to making a big stink about the group chat stuff
-while remembering the goal is zero bombs & no state violence
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megmcdermott92.bsky.social
Always so good to get to read a new book by a talented friend 😍 read @catherineweiss.bsky.social's collection last night & highly recommend! Lots of poems I could share, but this one is, I think, my fav.

"but good sex might not be clean. i want to be unclean without feeling like spoiled fruit."
Book cover Big Money Porno Mommy: Poems by Catherine Weiss THE PHONE SEX POEM
i can't picture what kind of dirty talk i would even enjoy receiving. mostly the things i think about are quiet. a musky shirt-collar. prolonged eye contact, a belligerent smile. repressing laughter, sex as a joke i can't stop laughing at.
i think about taking something that wants to be taken. i think about leaving a party with my husband. saying goodbye to absolutely no one, including the host. i think about undressing in a hallway. i think about a belt. i think about taking my time with said belt. i think about each notch slipping under the buckle, becoming opened and also undone. good sex is wanted sex, of course. but good sex might not be clean. i want to be unclean without feeling like spoiled fruit. i want to be consumed without disappearing.
it's complicated, this dancing. sometimes i want to be convinced. sometimes it's a game. sometimes to be won is winning. sometimes i want to be pushed. to let someone push you is an opportunity to be brave. sometimes i want to be put on a pedestal. sometimes i want to be down on the floor.
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indivisible.org
We are heartbroken and outraged to learn that Alfredo "Lelo" Juarez was violently detained by ICE while dropping his partner off at work. He is reportedly being held at a private detention facility in Tacoma, Washington. 🧵
ICE arrests WA farmworker activist in Sedro-Woolley
Alfredo "Lelo" Juarez, 25, has organized on behalf of farmworkers' rights in Washington state since he was 14 years old.
www.seattletimes.com
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funniest possible day that i got added to my cousins' group chat