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reminding myself that i made this account SPECIFICALLY for to be the kink quarantine account and if i wanna post my weird shit here i can!!!!!!!!!!!! ppl can block or mute this acct now!!!! if they don't wanna see any of this that's THEIR fault not mine now!
you ever just uhhh stay up two hours past ur bedtime to slam out 1300 words abt a topic bc uhm. i fear. i was possessed by this one
[ based on the whole thread prev to quote; tldr pet longboi mer hua cheng has an allergic reaction to a makeup adhesive ]
[ based on the whole thread prev to quote; tldr pet longboi mer hua cheng has an allergic reaction to a makeup adhesive ]
theres Such a difference in the strength xie lian displays when carrying him between the room and the garden and xl actively pinning him and saying san lang, easy; or san lang, hold your breath, in that tone that gets the whole country to listen
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
you ever just uhhh stay up two hours past ur bedtime to slam out 1300 words abt a topic bc uhm. i fear. i was possessed by this one
[ based on the whole thread prev to quote; tldr pet longboi mer hua cheng has an allergic reaction to a makeup adhesive ]
[ based on the whole thread prev to quote; tldr pet longboi mer hua cheng has an allergic reaction to a makeup adhesive ]
anyway don't mind me just posting more unreleased art,,,
[modern au / sneeze kink]
hua cheng is having a rough go of it this allergy season
o(TヘTo) but not to worry, xie lian will take good care of his san lang (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
(and he might... have gotten a little more than he bargained for!)
[modern au / sneeze kink]
hua cheng is having a rough go of it this allergy season
o(TヘTo) but not to worry, xie lian will take good care of his san lang (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
(and he might... have gotten a little more than he bargained for!)
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
anyway don't mind me just posting more unreleased art,,,
[modern au / sneeze kink]
hua cheng is having a rough go of it this allergy season
o(TヘTo) but not to worry, xie lian will take good care of his san lang (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
(and he might... have gotten a little more than he bargained for!)
[modern au / sneeze kink]
hua cheng is having a rough go of it this allergy season
o(TヘTo) but not to worry, xie lian will take good care of his san lang (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
(and he might... have gotten a little more than he bargained for!)
reminding myself that i made this account SPECIFICALLY for to be the kink quarantine account and if i wanna post my weird shit here i can!!!!!!!!!!!! ppl can block or mute this acct now!!!! if they don't wanna see any of this that's THEIR fault not mine now!
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
reminding myself that i made this account SPECIFICALLY for to be the kink quarantine account and if i wanna post my weird shit here i can!!!!!!!!!!!! ppl can block or mute this acct now!!!! if they don't wanna see any of this that's THEIR fault not mine now!
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[nsfw, hualesbians, sneezing, little bit of mucus]
Please imagine Hua Cheng waking up and muffling a sneeze into her pillow, rubbing her face back and forth a little to scratch her nose. Imagine Hua Cheng realizing her face was actually in jiejie's cleavage when she did that just now.
Please imagine Hua Cheng waking up and muffling a sneeze into her pillow, rubbing her face back and forth a little to scratch her nose. Imagine Hua Cheng realizing her face was actually in jiejie's cleavage when she did that just now.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
[nsfw, hualesbians, sneezing, little bit of mucus]
Please imagine Hua Cheng waking up and muffling a sneeze into her pillow, rubbing her face back and forth a little to scratch her nose. Imagine Hua Cheng realizing her face was actually in jiejie's cleavage when she did that just now.
Please imagine Hua Cheng waking up and muffling a sneeze into her pillow, rubbing her face back and forth a little to scratch her nose. Imagine Hua Cheng realizing her face was actually in jiejie's cleavage when she did that just now.
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[ cyberpunk #mothualian, #cybermoths ]
san lang at the club tired of people looking over when he sneezes with a squeak, muting the sound of it and instead xl rushes over, concerned because sl is just bent in half, turned into the dark, in the back corner of "his" booth and thats all xl could see
san lang at the club tired of people looking over when he sneezes with a squeak, muting the sound of it and instead xl rushes over, concerned because sl is just bent in half, turned into the dark, in the back corner of "his" booth and thats all xl could see
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
[ cyberpunk #mothualian, #cybermoths ]
san lang at the club tired of people looking over when he sneezes with a squeak, muting the sound of it and instead xl rushes over, concerned because sl is just bent in half, turned into the dark, in the back corner of "his" booth and thats all xl could see
san lang at the club tired of people looking over when he sneezes with a squeak, muting the sound of it and instead xl rushes over, concerned because sl is just bent in half, turned into the dark, in the back corner of "his" booth and thats all xl could see
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also this has been floating in my brain since i wrote this
but at some point in the night, wuming makes a noise, little hitched breath in his sleep like he does when around the makeup in skin, and xl, half asleep, says wm better not sneeze in his hair he didnt even wear makeup tonight
but at some point in the night, wuming makes a noise, little hitched breath in his sleep like he does when around the makeup in skin, and xl, half asleep, says wm better not sneeze in his hair he didnt even wear makeup tonight
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
also this has been floating in my brain since i wrote this
but at some point in the night, wuming makes a noise, little hitched breath in his sleep like he does when around the makeup in skin, and xl, half asleep, says wm better not sneeze in his hair he didnt even wear makeup tonight
but at some point in the night, wuming makes a noise, little hitched breath in his sleep like he does when around the makeup in skin, and xl, half asleep, says wm better not sneeze in his hair he didnt even wear makeup tonight
in honor of nosebleed season, i gave hua cheng one, but with added horror-movie biohazard sneezing
[ rated: T
word count: ~700
contains: some sneezing, more blood x'D ]
(ﾉФωФ)ﾉ
archiveofourown.org/works/74048851
[ rated: T
word count: ~700
contains: some sneezing, more blood x'D ]
(ﾉФωФ)ﾉ
archiveofourown.org/works/74048851
'tis the season - cattewife - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
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November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
do u wanna see wu ming have a horrible, no-good, very wet, gross, & pathetic time while xl flails? if so, this fic may be for you!
(sfw but this is a quarantine acct link: please doublecheck fic tags & author's note warnings if you're new here!)
(sfw but this is a quarantine acct link: please doublecheck fic tags & author's note warnings if you're new here!)
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November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
anyway it is my birthday!!!
i posted my most fave and most personal fic to be brave about it (previously only posted privately, it's from months ago)
dedicated to my love of identity porn and online modern au's, but also uH. giving hc mad allergies whump. it is on the quarantine acct for a reason!
i posted my most fave and most personal fic to be brave about it (previously only posted privately, it's from months ago)
dedicated to my love of identity porn and online modern au's, but also uH. giving hc mad allergies whump. it is on the quarantine acct for a reason!
and they were mutuals - cattewife - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
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November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
cyberpunk mothualian // wulian // crashout era xie lian experiments on wu ming some more, probably non-au-canon hahah
[ very slight nsfw, wu ming whump @ moth!calamitylian's hands, breathplay via allergy, sneeze kink & dacryphilia ]
[ very slight nsfw, wu ming whump @ moth!calamitylian's hands, breathplay via allergy, sneeze kink & dacryphilia ]
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
continuing to put stuff here for archival purposes...
what if i had a searchable hashtag,,,
#cattefic
what if i had a searchable hashtag,,,
#cattefic
if anyone wants to see a fish have a bad time, i gave merhua a cold to explore mers sneezing & it's Not Dignified for him at all.
rating: T
wordcount: ~3200
cw: xenobiology, sick grossness, unsafe ocean swimming practices probably x'D
archiveofourown.org/works/72599706
rating: T
wordcount: ~3200
cw: xenobiology, sick grossness, unsafe ocean swimming practices probably x'D
archiveofourown.org/works/72599706
breathe underwater - cattewife - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
continuing to put stuff here for archival purposes...
what if i had a searchable hashtag,,,
#cattefic
what if i had a searchable hashtag,,,
#cattefic
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>like a dog chewtoy AND I'M CHEWING ON HIM LIKE ONE!!!!!!!
hgkgkhhhhh squeaky kitten sneeze san lang skin and slightly more emphatic breathy kitten snz natural form hua cheng,,,,,
hgkgkhhhhh squeaky kitten sneeze san lang skin and slightly more emphatic breathy kitten snz natural form hua cheng,,,,,
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
>like a dog chewtoy AND I'M CHEWING ON HIM LIKE ONE!!!!!!!
hgkgkhhhhh squeaky kitten sneeze san lang skin and slightly more emphatic breathy kitten snz natural form hua cheng,,,,,
hgkgkhhhhh squeaky kitten sneeze san lang skin and slightly more emphatic breathy kitten snz natural form hua cheng,,,,,
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[ cyberpunk #mothualian, #cybermoths ]
hua cheng, who back when first working on the internal coding for the san lang skin, wanted a cheap, effective way to replicate naturally occurring but not on a fixed pattern physical actions. things like the time between blinks or ear twitches or similar.
hua cheng, who back when first working on the internal coding for the san lang skin, wanted a cheap, effective way to replicate naturally occurring but not on a fixed pattern physical actions. things like the time between blinks or ear twitches or similar.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
[ cyberpunk #mothualian, #cybermoths ]
hua cheng, who back when first working on the internal coding for the san lang skin, wanted a cheap, effective way to replicate naturally occurring but not on a fixed pattern physical actions. things like the time between blinks or ear twitches or similar.
hua cheng, who back when first working on the internal coding for the san lang skin, wanted a cheap, effective way to replicate naturally occurring but not on a fixed pattern physical actions. things like the time between blinks or ear twitches or similar.
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and he comes up with a basic calculation that "rolls" and adds 2 "dice" that are skewed towards lower numbers but go up to 6 (in honor of all the people who come to gamble at his clubs upper floors and claim the den cheats).
it works exactly as he needs it to so he forgets to ever go change it.
it works exactly as he needs it to so he forgets to ever go change it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
and he comes up with a basic calculation that "rolls" and adds 2 "dice" that are skewed towards lower numbers but go up to 6 (in honor of all the people who come to gamble at his clubs upper floors and claim the den cheats).
it works exactly as he needs it to so he forgets to ever go change it.
it works exactly as he needs it to so he forgets to ever go change it.
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except he forgets that even if the chances are astronomically low, its not impossible to do something 6 + 6 times.
so when gege walks up one evening and leans in close to san lang sitting at the bar, wearing a new floral cologne, it makes hua cheng sneeze out of habit. but 12 times in a row.
so when gege walks up one evening and leans in close to san lang sitting at the bar, wearing a new floral cologne, it makes hua cheng sneeze out of habit. but 12 times in a row.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
except he forgets that even if the chances are astronomically low, its not impossible to do something 6 + 6 times.
so when gege walks up one evening and leans in close to san lang sitting at the bar, wearing a new floral cologne, it makes hua cheng sneeze out of habit. but 12 times in a row.
so when gege walks up one evening and leans in close to san lang sitting at the bar, wearing a new floral cologne, it makes hua cheng sneeze out of habit. but 12 times in a row.
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Who would do such a thing?
1.5k words of hualian cnc, temporary amnesia, and sneeze kink
https://archiveofourown.org/works/73107526
Also extra kudos regarding the writing of sneezes go to @catwif3.bsky.social
1.5k words of hualian cnc, temporary amnesia, and sneeze kink
https://archiveofourown.org/works/73107526
Also extra kudos regarding the writing of sneezes go to @catwif3.bsky.social
Who would do such a thing? - Apprendere - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
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October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Who would do such a thing?
1.5k words of hualian cnc, temporary amnesia, and sneeze kink
https://archiveofourown.org/works/73107526
Also extra kudos regarding the writing of sneezes go to @catwif3.bsky.social
1.5k words of hualian cnc, temporary amnesia, and sneeze kink
https://archiveofourown.org/works/73107526
Also extra kudos regarding the writing of sneezes go to @catwif3.bsky.social
heyyyy what's up all i did write up a whole second chapter of this b/c the kink crowd uhhh loved the first half and demanded it so. sneezing onomatopoeia guide has been updated!
a;fieahgo;ihagt i hope it is ok i ended up making a quick google docs abt it bc this got,,,,, long >.<;;;
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
snz onomatopoeia:
snz onomatopoeia: uhhh this is predicated on the assumption that one can "hear" the kind of sneeze they're trying to spell for in their head which is maybe. not a universal thing? first, the inha...
docs.google.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
heyyyy what's up all i did write up a whole second chapter of this b/c the kink crowd uhhh loved the first half and demanded it so. sneezing onomatopoeia guide has been updated!
Reposted by catte
xl can hear the clink clink of him walking down the hall approaching the room xls working in, then he stops. then a HUGE jangle like keys being shook as he quietly sneezes, which, kind of ruins the purpose of sneezing quietly
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
xl can hear the clink clink of him walking down the hall approaching the room xls working in, then he stops. then a HUGE jangle like keys being shook as he quietly sneezes, which, kind of ruins the purpose of sneezing quietly
just comes back to stare at this one lovingly all the time,,,,, the little shines in the shut eye that are STILL nevertheless hearts....... jgg;afjaf;ah SOGGY BUTTERFLY MAN UNDONE BY POLLEN..... the tumblr tags abt bro sneezing so hard his antennae unraveled... huff... grr... etc
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
just comes back to stare at this one lovingly all the time,,,,, the little shines in the shut eye that are STILL nevertheless hearts....... jgg;afjaf;ah SOGGY BUTTERFLY MAN UNDONE BY POLLEN..... the tumblr tags abt bro sneezing so hard his antennae unraveled... huff... grr... etc
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November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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also can you imagine when he is like "well. i need to figure out what gege having around is going to be A Problem" and he orders like huge amounts of flowers and has to sit in his office and figure out which are ok, which are iffy and which are "i am prepared to suffer for gege" levels
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
also can you imagine when he is like "well. i need to figure out what gege having around is going to be A Problem" and he orders like huge amounts of flowers and has to sit in his office and figure out which are ok, which are iffy and which are "i am prepared to suffer for gege" levels
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[ d a c r y p h i l i a : (noun) sexual arousal from crying, tears or sobbing ]
some sad wet (fake) moths for everyone's (mostly xie lian's) enjoyment!!
some sad wet (fake) moths for everyone's (mostly xie lian's) enjoyment!!
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
[ d a c r y p h i l i a : (noun) sexual arousal from crying, tears or sobbing ]
some sad wet (fake) moths for everyone's (mostly xie lian's) enjoyment!!
some sad wet (fake) moths for everyone's (mostly xie lian's) enjoyment!!
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oh. oh thats DIABOLICAL
xl, knowing wm cant: stop crying, the make ups running again. ill have to put more on like this
wm, breath catching: s-sorry, im wasting it
xl @ mmmm im a terrible person but he looks so cute like this
damn lowkey a form of breatheplay over here (among other things)
xl, knowing wm cant: stop crying, the make ups running again. ill have to put more on like this
wm, breath catching: s-sorry, im wasting it
xl @ mmmm im a terrible person but he looks so cute like this
damn lowkey a form of breatheplay over here (among other things)
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
oh. oh thats DIABOLICAL
xl, knowing wm cant: stop crying, the make ups running again. ill have to put more on like this
wm, breath catching: s-sorry, im wasting it
xl @ mmmm im a terrible person but he looks so cute like this
damn lowkey a form of breatheplay over here (among other things)
xl, knowing wm cant: stop crying, the make ups running again. ill have to put more on like this
wm, breath catching: s-sorry, im wasting it
xl @ mmmm im a terrible person but he looks so cute like this
damn lowkey a form of breatheplay over here (among other things)
Reposted by catte
[ cyberpunk #mothualian, implied recreational drug use, attempted self-harm through risky behavior, bullying wm with makeup, ooc probs ]
xie lian in his crash out era, wearing some shoplifted makeup in his old favorite color. its the high quality stuff, like the real pollen he used to apply +
xie lian in his crash out era, wearing some shoplifted makeup in his old favorite color. its the high quality stuff, like the real pollen he used to apply +
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
[ cyberpunk #mothualian, implied recreational drug use, attempted self-harm through risky behavior, bullying wm with makeup, ooc probs ]
xie lian in his crash out era, wearing some shoplifted makeup in his old favorite color. its the high quality stuff, like the real pollen he used to apply +
xie lian in his crash out era, wearing some shoplifted makeup in his old favorite color. its the high quality stuff, like the real pollen he used to apply +
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[ mothualian ]
xie lian, dressed to the nines and face full of pollen makeup, falls asleep on what he thinks is his usual pillow but its hua chengs. (work was hard and he forgot to wash off before zz)
godspeed little butterfly your husband accidentally just covered your stuff in allergens
xie lian, dressed to the nines and face full of pollen makeup, falls asleep on what he thinks is his usual pillow but its hua chengs. (work was hard and he forgot to wash off before zz)
godspeed little butterfly your husband accidentally just covered your stuff in allergens
September 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
[ mothualian ]
xie lian, dressed to the nines and face full of pollen makeup, falls asleep on what he thinks is his usual pillow but its hua chengs. (work was hard and he forgot to wash off before zz)
godspeed little butterfly your husband accidentally just covered your stuff in allergens
xie lian, dressed to the nines and face full of pollen makeup, falls asleep on what he thinks is his usual pillow but its hua chengs. (work was hard and he forgot to wash off before zz)
godspeed little butterfly your husband accidentally just covered your stuff in allergens