Terry 🔪
@cauterryze.bsky.social
28 • he/him • are you prepared for this moment?
Nonbinary implies the existence of nonheteronary and nonhomonary
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Nonbinary implies the existence of nonheteronary and nonhomonary
Dudes will tell themselves there’s other fish in da sea, but then ignore their vitamin “da fish in sea” 😂 😂 😂 like bro get off Tinder and go to the doctor!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dudes will tell themselves there’s other fish in da sea, but then ignore their vitamin “da fish in sea” 😂 😂 😂 like bro get off Tinder and go to the doctor!!!!
Politely muting someone who recently followed me on The Other App because they’re kind of annoying.
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Politely muting someone who recently followed me on The Other App because they’re kind of annoying.
I’ve become a big proponent of digital antennas. Sometimes low-res over-the-air channels are just what ya need!
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’ve become a big proponent of digital antennas. Sometimes low-res over-the-air channels are just what ya need!
Five Guys expensive as fuck. For THESE prices, y’all BETTER throw in a sixth, maybe even a seventh guy!
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Five Guys expensive as fuck. For THESE prices, y’all BETTER throw in a sixth, maybe even a seventh guy!
Ink Ace of A Mergin’, See?
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ink Ace of A Mergin’, See?
One time in elementary school my parents were helping me study for a test and they were being really impatient and harsh with me. At one point I got so frustrated I said I wanted to shoot myself and they just pretended that I didn’t say it lol.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
One time in elementary school my parents were helping me study for a test and they were being really impatient and harsh with me. At one point I got so frustrated I said I wanted to shoot myself and they just pretended that I didn’t say it lol.
GOOD MORNING BARKEEP
IT’S GOOD TO BE AWAKE
IT’S GOOD TO BE AWAKE
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
GOOD MORNING BARKEEP
IT’S GOOD TO BE AWAKE
IT’S GOOD TO BE AWAKE
My Immortal >>> Bring Me To Life
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My Immortal >>> Bring Me To Life
The Band were kinda the Underøath of their time (had a drummer who also sang)
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Band were kinda the Underøath of their time (had a drummer who also sang)
Supple eyes supplies supple lies
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Supple eyes supplies supple lies
I’m only four awards away from being a COCK:
Cable Ace Award
Oscar
Critic’s Choice Award
Kid’s Choice Award
Cable Ace Award
Oscar
Critic’s Choice Award
Kid’s Choice Award
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m only four awards away from being a COCK:
Cable Ace Award
Oscar
Critic’s Choice Award
Kid’s Choice Award
Cable Ace Award
Oscar
Critic’s Choice Award
Kid’s Choice Award
Daily affirmation: walking on the escalator makes me morally and intellectually superior to those who don’t
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Daily affirmation: walking on the escalator makes me morally and intellectually superior to those who don’t
Just opened Bumble and found that I accidentally left this really cute girl on read for the past nine days. And not even because I wasn’t interested either, I literally just forgot.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just opened Bumble and found that I accidentally left this really cute girl on read for the past nine days. And not even because I wasn’t interested either, I literally just forgot.
Dollar General should sell liquor imo. I’d love to get a bottle of Smirnoff for 8 bucks.
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Dollar General should sell liquor imo. I’d love to get a bottle of Smirnoff for 8 bucks.
“Gage” is one of those names you shouldn’t be able to have if you’re older than 14.
Either change it or start going by Gagriel or something idk
Either change it or start going by Gagriel or something idk
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Gage” is one of those names you shouldn’t be able to have if you’re older than 14.
Either change it or start going by Gagriel or something idk
Either change it or start going by Gagriel or something idk
Kevin Smith invented vulgar auteurism by making movies with lots of swear words
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Kevin Smith invented vulgar auteurism by making movies with lots of swear words
Having a job is so weird. What do you MEAN I have to have a meeting with something called “A-Charr” ???
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Having a job is so weird. What do you MEAN I have to have a meeting with something called “A-Charr” ???
Having comfort character obsessions as an adult is so embarrassing.
I’ve rewatched that stupid Netflix Wednesday Addams show SO many times just because I love Wednesday and Enid. The show is barely watchable, but I love all their scenes together.
I’ve rewatched that stupid Netflix Wednesday Addams show SO many times just because I love Wednesday and Enid. The show is barely watchable, but I love all their scenes together.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Having comfort character obsessions as an adult is so embarrassing.
I’ve rewatched that stupid Netflix Wednesday Addams show SO many times just because I love Wednesday and Enid. The show is barely watchable, but I love all their scenes together.
I’ve rewatched that stupid Netflix Wednesday Addams show SO many times just because I love Wednesday and Enid. The show is barely watchable, but I love all their scenes together.
“Everybody wants me to be happy. Everybody wants to help me. But usually when they find out they can’t, they get frustrated and stop talking to me.”
Community quotes that hit a little too hard 😬
Community quotes that hit a little too hard 😬
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Everybody wants me to be happy. Everybody wants to help me. But usually when they find out they can’t, they get frustrated and stop talking to me.”
Community quotes that hit a little too hard 😬
Community quotes that hit a little too hard 😬
Big reason why I haven’t been on a Tinder date in like five years is because I get so annoyed every time the app pauses my music that I just barely ever go on there
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Big reason why I haven’t been on a Tinder date in like five years is because I get so annoyed every time the app pauses my music that I just barely ever go on there
I don’t want kids of my own. Think I’m just gonna wait until I have grandkids.
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I don’t want kids of my own. Think I’m just gonna wait until I have grandkids.
Saw an old guy today wearing a hoodie that said “MY RIGHTS DON’T END WHERE YOUR FEELINGS BEGIN”
Beautiful. Type of thing you have to be hopelessly stupid to think sounds cool.
Beautiful. Type of thing you have to be hopelessly stupid to think sounds cool.
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Saw an old guy today wearing a hoodie that said “MY RIGHTS DON’T END WHERE YOUR FEELINGS BEGIN”
Beautiful. Type of thing you have to be hopelessly stupid to think sounds cool.
Beautiful. Type of thing you have to be hopelessly stupid to think sounds cool.