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OrcBear

@cavezero.bsky.social

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CorzaEve, CaveZero and sometimes OrcBear. Giving this a go, nice to have a social place again. PFP by Drexyie, cover pic by CosmicWuffy

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 1d

It’s October but I really don’t have a scary spoopy version of OrcBear, but I do have a zonked out hypno version which is a little scary I guess.

An old one by @anothermeekone.bsky.social

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 2d

If we needed any more proof we’re in the worst timeline. This is Strictly Come Dancing, doing a dance of the Minecraft movie. God is dead and we killed them.

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 2d

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 2d

Sitting here, doing nothing.

“Man it would be cool to dress up and learn the moves to My Little Soda Pop!”

…

Remembering I’m an unfit middle aged man who would get out of breath walking to the car.

At least it better than the other random intrusive thoughts.

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 3d

Your chunky men are so damn cute

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 3d

Had the COVID/Flu jab this morning and I’m now dying. Pray for me.

(Also it really hurt my arm, lol)

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 7d

Made this for a friend 7 years ago (fucking hell), a David Bowie Zangoose. Was quite proud of him and thought I’d sell them as stickers and it took about 2 milliseconds to get a cease and desist. Still, love the design

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 8d

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 9d

Oh my god that is lovely!

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 9d

Looking pretty fuzzy

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 10d

It could be, because you ca just pop in, do a couple of missions and pop out, you do have to do story missions a bit but I got nearly 16 hours of game before the first major act.

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 10d

I am so glad to come in late for Cyberpunk 2077, got it on Switch 2 and I’m loving it, the mouse controls are great and I’m just going around doing nothing but gigs and it’s so fun.

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 10d

Yes you do

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 10d

Little lumberjack mini, I tried to make a monarch butterfly but it’s *tiny*.

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 14d

Happy first of OrcTaurBear!

Crazy-go-Lucky @crazy-go-lucky.bsky.social · Oct 3

OrcTaurBear is here again already??

CGL-Artwork A Big Burly Orc Taur with the Head of a bear and also the lower torso of an entire bear.

CGL-Artwork An Orc Taur Bear lustfully pinning a small goblin to the wall with his belly.

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 14d

Easter Bunny Mini!

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 15d

I did try to dress up for my time in Phantasialand’s F.L.Y. section, however I’m fat and most clothes didn’t fit 😔

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 17d

I’m glad it’s sorted, I had a similar thing on Certaline, I got to a point I’d rather be miserable than feel nothing. So good you’re in a much better place xx

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 17d

The perfect form. Yes I’m biased, still true, bear is best

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 19d

PlopsaLand is the final park and while it’s a cute park the highlight is The Ride To Happiness. This is the best coaster of the trip, it’s fast, has loads of inversions and each cart spins. It’s also so nice to have a coaster that is all good vibes, it’s scary but it doesn’t lean into that.

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 22d

What’s this? A crossover episode?!

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 22d

I really regret not getting this as a souvenir, but I couldn’t get a notepad just because of the image. But it’s a boar but as a lucky cat! Parc Astérix had a few boar souvenirs, and we got a plush instead, but I’ll miss this little guy.

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 23d

Parc Astérix is the penultimate park at its great, however there wasn’t a good park entrance pick so instead, here is me, 35 feet in the air because the place serving the cherry coke only lets you drink if you’re at the “bar”.

I was very tired and thirsty, so vertigo lost.

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 24d

4th park of the trip. So turns out Niglo is the Romani word for hedgehog, thus the name. Have to admit more than once have I done a double take when noticing their brochures laying around. It was an okay park, more family park though.

OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 25d

It’s mental, there are so may rides it’s nuts. Literally impossible to do them all in one day. We did 12 coasters while there.