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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 1d

My tombstone will read:

He always hated when people parked directly in front of his house.

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 1d

Now THAT's What I Call an Endorsement, Volume 7

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 2d

St. Louis!

Heading your way for Flyover Comedy Festival, November 13-14!

www.flyovercomedyfest.com/tickets#cale...

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 4d

ChatGPT!

If I post a selfie in front of this mural will I fell less dead inside?

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 4d

Any Vermonters following me on here? Any Burlingtonians?!

Sound off!

I'm at the Vermont Comedy Club October 17-18!

Tell any friends and get those tickets!

I didn't do Riyadh! And I never will!

www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/events/114061

Vermont Comedy Club | Adam Cayton-Holland

www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com

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Tyler Maun @tylermaun.com · 8d

Said this for years on the PDP and elsewhere. This should be THE job that makes someone a baseball legend. Unfortunately there’s never been a structure to support that person/team in being able to truly go at it. We’ll see if the next hire is a serious one, but Rockies fans are right to be skeptical

Renee Dechert @reneedechert.com · 8d

This:

A post from Jared Diamond on X that quotes the Rockies post announcing that Bill Schmidt has stepped down.

Diamond writes, “I need you all to understand how many VERY smart people in baseball view running the Rockies as a dream job.

It's the ultimate challenge -- trying to figure out how to build a winner in that environment. Smart executives are tantalized by it. They want to prove they can do it.”

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 8d

Things are so fucked Bill Maher sounds reasonable.

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 8d

Out here. Substacking.

Give it a read! Share, subscribe!

It doesn't suck. Promise.

adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/esteemed-c...

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 9d

Real psyched for this show tomorrow.

Get tix now!

www.denvercomedyunderground.com/shows/329453

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 10d

Found myself at a comedy after party arguing over which state produced the most dinosaur fossils and I'm just really happy with where my head is at right now.

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 12d

Last night after my show I went for a milkshake then went home and slept.

I've officially entered my "Christian teen" phase of comedy.

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 13d

There are two - TWO! - blue cyber trucks in my neighborhood.

How I wonder about them.

Do they know of each other's existence?

Do they commune, late at night?

Do they know the men driving them are fundamentally broken?

How I wonder.

Yet the answers never come.

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 14d

Omaha! Saturday, 9/27! Tiny House Bar! Omaha Comedy Festival!

Love to see you there!

www.exploretock.com/tinyhousebar...

OCF '25 Headliner – Adam Cayton-Holland - Tiny House Bar - Omaha, NE | Tock

Adam Cayton-Holland is a nationally touring comic who has appeared on Conan, Corden, Comedy Central, and a bunch of other great stuff that starts with the letter "C." Along with his cohorts in the c...

www.exploretock.com

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 16d

damn fittin to try this today tho!

Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 17d

Pfft.

I blast like six lines of Tylenol every time I go to the gym and I've never benched more in my life.

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 17d

Siri!

Alternate timeline where we elect Bernie in 2016!

Siri!

Siri?!

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 20d

TONIGHT! Kyle Kinane at the Paramount! Do not miss!

But before that, how about some Those Who Can't action? At the Hi-Dive at 5 p.m.

Then after Kyle, how about a Movie Night with me and Ben Roy and Rory Scovel? 11 p.m. Hi-Dive.

HIGH PLAINS!

FREE SPEECH!

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 21d

Sometimes my iTunes will play a Jeff Tweedy song, and then shuffle to a Jay Farrar song, and I'm like my god, the balls.

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Writers Guild of America East @wgaeast.bsky.social · 22d

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice.
As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree.
Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich.
Silencing us impoverishes the whole world.
The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 25d

Could someone please get Billy Bob Thornton some product for his hair?

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 25d

HERE FOR IT

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 25d

it's why we're glued to our seats!

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 25d

Every sports radio team is one disagreement away from beating each other to death.

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 27d

My grandpa fought in WWII.

I lose my shit when I get a free hotel off rewards points.

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Adam Cayton-Holland @caytonholland.bsky.social · 27d

The High Plains Comedy Festival is in six days.

SIX DAYS!

Only ten festival passes left. Individual show tickets are starting to fly. Get everything now before it's too late!

Here's my schedule of shows:

www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/adam-cayton-...

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