Adam Cayton-Holland
@caytonholland.bsky.social
A simple man, delighted by birds.
TICKETS FLYING FOR TONIGHT'S HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS GRAWLIX. KILLER LINEUP AND A SECRET SPECIAL GUEST. GET TIX NOW BEFORE THEY'RE GONE!!!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1125
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1125
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
TICKETS FLYING FOR TONIGHT'S HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS GRAWLIX. KILLER LINEUP AND A SECRET SPECIAL GUEST. GET TIX NOW BEFORE THEY'RE GONE!!!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1125
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1125
If Gronk joins ICE will he finally get USAA health insurance?
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If Gronk joins ICE will he finally get USAA health insurance?
Grateful for all the pre-programmed Thanksgiving e-mails from corporations.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Grateful for all the pre-programmed Thanksgiving e-mails from corporations.
Shaggy Dragged Four City Blocks Beneath Bronx Zoo Float.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Shaggy Dragged Four City Blocks Beneath Bronx Zoo Float.
Reposted by Adam Cayton-Holland
A night with the legend @caytonholland.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A night with the legend @caytonholland.bsky.social
I had this pair of corduroy pants with a draw string, super comfy, and I just didn't really care for them. So they just hung in the lost.
THEN, a switch flipped, and now I'm absolutely mad for them! I wear them all the time, and I don't even know what changed!
Life, man. It really comes at ya.
THEN, a switch flipped, and now I'm absolutely mad for them! I wear them all the time, and I don't even know what changed!
Life, man. It really comes at ya.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I had this pair of corduroy pants with a draw string, super comfy, and I just didn't really care for them. So they just hung in the lost.
THEN, a switch flipped, and now I'm absolutely mad for them! I wear them all the time, and I don't even know what changed!
Life, man. It really comes at ya.
THEN, a switch flipped, and now I'm absolutely mad for them! I wear them all the time, and I don't even know what changed!
Life, man. It really comes at ya.
A man who calls women piggies and brags about grabbing them by the pussy would never abuse underage ones with his buddy he emails all the time.
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A man who calls women piggies and brags about grabbing them by the pussy would never abuse underage ones with his buddy he emails all the time.
Went to a parent-teacher conference for one kid, then sprinted out of there to pick up the other kid for a dentist appointment. Two filled cavities later, I'm printing out forms for a kid's passport renewal appointment tomorrow, 8:30 a.m., sharp.
You even dad, bruh?
You even dad, bruh?
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Went to a parent-teacher conference for one kid, then sprinted out of there to pick up the other kid for a dentist appointment. Two filled cavities later, I'm printing out forms for a kid's passport renewal appointment tomorrow, 8:30 a.m., sharp.
You even dad, bruh?
You even dad, bruh?
Denver Town - this show is next Saturday, 11/22, and tickets are flying.
This show is going to rule.
Get tickets now before they vanish into thin air, like a lone Canada goose, honking mournfully behind the clouds.
dice.fm/event/oer3b5...
This show is going to rule.
Get tickets now before they vanish into thin air, like a lone Canada goose, honking mournfully behind the clouds.
dice.fm/event/oer3b5...
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Denver Town - this show is next Saturday, 11/22, and tickets are flying.
This show is going to rule.
Get tickets now before they vanish into thin air, like a lone Canada goose, honking mournfully behind the clouds.
dice.fm/event/oer3b5...
This show is going to rule.
Get tickets now before they vanish into thin air, like a lone Canada goose, honking mournfully behind the clouds.
dice.fm/event/oer3b5...
Today, in St. Louis, an old Lyft driver in a Cardinals jacket and hat picked me up. We talked baseball and he got so excited telling me about Bob Gibson he missed a turn. Homeboy whipped a U-turn across three lanes, said, "more than one way to skin a cat, jack!" then gave me a high five.
5 stars.
5 stars.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Today, in St. Louis, an old Lyft driver in a Cardinals jacket and hat picked me up. We talked baseball and he got so excited telling me about Bob Gibson he missed a turn. Homeboy whipped a U-turn across three lanes, said, "more than one way to skin a cat, jack!" then gave me a high five.
5 stars.
5 stars.
Feels like a really good night to watch, "20 Years In Comedy and All I Got Was This Lousy Special."
Just sayin'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaEV...
Just sayin'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaEV...
Adam Cayton-Holland - "20 Years In Comedy and All I Got Was This Lousy Special"
YouTube video by Adam Cayton-Holland
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November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Feels like a really good night to watch, "20 Years In Comedy and All I Got Was This Lousy Special."
Just sayin'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaEV...
Just sayin'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaEV...
From Slaveholders to Pedophiles: Welcome to the Hall of American Presidents!
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
From Slaveholders to Pedophiles: Welcome to the Hall of American Presidents!
St. Louis! Listen to my buddy Ben Hochman! He knew the Rockies were garbage before anyone! See you tomorrow!
One of the funniest humans I know is coming to St. Louis. Go see Adam Cayton-Holland (@caytonholland.bsky.social)
do standup comedy on Thursday at 10 PM at Hot Java Bar! Here’s ticket info: www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-cayto...
do standup comedy on Thursday at 10 PM at Hot Java Bar! Here’s ticket info: www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-cayto...
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
St. Louis! Listen to my buddy Ben Hochman! He knew the Rockies were garbage before anyone! See you tomorrow!
Free meter parking?!?!
Thanks for killing all those Nazis, grandpa!
Thanks for killing all those Nazis, grandpa!
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Free meter parking?!?!
Thanks for killing all those Nazis, grandpa!
Thanks for killing all those Nazis, grandpa!
Had a benign lipoma removed yesterday. Otherwise known as a fatty tumor. I've officially reached the old dog part of life.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Had a benign lipoma removed yesterday. Otherwise known as a fatty tumor. I've officially reached the old dog part of life.
Not trying to flex but I ate soup twice today. Ole Johnny Two Soups over here.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Not trying to flex but I ate soup twice today. Ole Johnny Two Soups over here.
Zohran Mamdani went to Bowdoin. I got into Bowdoin, but chose to go to Wesleyan, because it seemed like a better fit for me, and not for nothing it was ranked higher than Bowdoin at the time.
The point is I could be mayor of New York City.
The point is I could be mayor of New York City.
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Zohran Mamdani went to Bowdoin. I got into Bowdoin, but chose to go to Wesleyan, because it seemed like a better fit for me, and not for nothing it was ranked higher than Bowdoin at the time.
The point is I could be mayor of New York City.
The point is I could be mayor of New York City.
I voted for a tax hike to make school meals free for all kids because it's the right thing to do, and because my son has been sneaking me churros in his backpack.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I voted for a tax hike to make school meals free for all kids because it's the right thing to do, and because my son has been sneaking me churros in his backpack.
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but he was an absolute smoke-show all the way to the end.
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but he was an absolute smoke-show all the way to the end.
Really proud of the monthly essays I'm writing on my Substack. If you're a fan of my writing, think you'll really like these. Check it out. Subscribe. And for god's sake, tell someone in Connecticut.
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/grown-ups-...
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/grown-ups-...
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Really proud of the monthly essays I'm writing on my Substack. If you're a fan of my writing, think you'll really like these. Check it out. Subscribe. And for god's sake, tell someone in Connecticut.
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/grown-ups-...
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/grown-ups-...
Another Halloween come and gone, the city sidewalks a river of discarded Almond Joys.
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Another Halloween come and gone, the city sidewalks a river of discarded Almond Joys.
Pressed the Peacock app instead of the Peloton app and now it's three years later and I weigh 750lbs.
October 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Pressed the Peacock app instead of the Peloton app and now it's three years later and I weigh 750lbs.
Love it when the Dodgers are in the World Series because you get to see all the celebrities enjoying their first baseball game!
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Love it when the Dodgers are in the World Series because you get to see all the celebrities enjoying their first baseball game!
New Grawlix Sketch just dropped.
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Safety First
YouTube video by Adam Cayton-Holland
www.youtube.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
New Grawlix Sketch just dropped.
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Calling this.
Aaron Gordon. All Star.
And they bring him back for the dunk contest, and they give him the W, like a long-neglected director who finally wins an Oscar, but not for their best movie.
And the finals is him and Cooper Flagg.
And Cooper Flagg wins next year.
Aaron Gordon. All Star.
And they bring him back for the dunk contest, and they give him the W, like a long-neglected director who finally wins an Oscar, but not for their best movie.
And the finals is him and Cooper Flagg.
And Cooper Flagg wins next year.
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Calling this.
Aaron Gordon. All Star.
And they bring him back for the dunk contest, and they give him the W, like a long-neglected director who finally wins an Oscar, but not for their best movie.
And the finals is him and Cooper Flagg.
And Cooper Flagg wins next year.
Aaron Gordon. All Star.
And they bring him back for the dunk contest, and they give him the W, like a long-neglected director who finally wins an Oscar, but not for their best movie.
And the finals is him and Cooper Flagg.
And Cooper Flagg wins next year.