Mom: Oh you have a belly now!
Me: Did you just call me fat?!
Mom: No, it just happens when you get deep into your 40s…
Mom: Oh you have a belly now!
Me: Did you just call me fat?!
Mom: No, it just happens when you get deep into your 40s…
And with that in mind, here’s my dick.
And with that in mind, here’s my dick.
And if you’re wondering, it’s a fun romp. Like a cross of the Jackie Collins Lucky series and Crazy Rich Asians.
And if you’re wondering, it’s a fun romp. Like a cross of the Jackie Collins Lucky series and Crazy Rich Asians.
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Loaded hole courtesy of the incomparable @pnwbarebear.bsky.social
Loaded hole courtesy of the incomparable @pnwbarebear.bsky.social
Me: Well, I’m doing the Festival of Flight next weekend if you wanna join
Friend: Oh I am already going to that with other friends.
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Me: Well, I’m doing the Festival of Flight next weekend if you wanna join
Friend: Oh I am already going to that with other friends.
🤷♂️🤦♂️