Colin
Colin
@ccon.bsky.social
Enjoying the NFL in a novel way for me as I've started fubo, which gives me Red Zone. Able to read with it on mute. Pure optimization of leisure
October 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I think he deserved it because i think he was asking for it.
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Legit weird they didn't hit gums at all
September 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Was the capitalism not working
June 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They're stopping surfers and fishermen without badges at manasquan inlet now, in case you were curious about if the housing prices are changing the culture.
June 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Honestly, the funniest part of this whole situation is that it's exactly how Hillary would have handled it.
June 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm the clue giver at hide-n-seek in my house and neither my partner nor child would have been able to hang w my childhood manhunt crew
June 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh
May 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The guacamole Mattress Firm ad is one of the best I've seen in years.
May 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
PTO starts now with a sativa and s1 of white lotus.
April 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This app is starting to get it
It must be weird for the Qanon people to now be going “if you see a group of masked men abduct someone on the street and place them in an unmarked van you should probably not worry about it. They’re probably with the government so it’s fine”
April 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When I tell Heidi i wanna move to California eventually she thinks i want the glitz of la when actually i want the seven psychopaths of la, which is totally different but in same neighborhoods
April 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Chris Pratt playing a character named Keats may be my breaking point
March 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What were you doing the last time you started humming the Severance theme?
February 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Decided to kill two birds with one stone by putting a scoop of creatine in my coffee. Never again. Let the birds live
January 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Funny one

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January 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I wish there were more kettlebell exercises I could do while sitting on my couch.
January 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
How is pokémon a portmanteau
December 11, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I would say I know where my Apple Pencil is about 4% of the time.
December 10, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Legitimately funny how unprepared the American media is for how to handle the ceo shooter being grey tribe
December 9, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I'd be furious if my hysterical joke took three days to land because of the incompetence of the 29 million a day nyc police.
December 8, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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#nowreading
December 7, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Is Law and Order still making new episodes because I'll definitely tune in for the UHC assassination episode with special guest star Chris Noth and James Franco as the shooter.
December 5, 2024 at 6:35 PM