Papa Warden, Cosmic Sultan
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Quite Quietly Quick| Pansexual 🔝| Irregular Goof|
Aces 🏆🏆🏆| Ravens 🏆🏆| Thunder 🏆|
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Quite Quietly Quick| Pansexual 🔝| Irregular Goof|
Aces 🏆🏆🏆| Ravens 🏆🏆| Thunder 🏆|
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Pinned
Papa’s first workout of 2026. Feeling strong!
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Frieren (s2 ep1) is already starting off stellarly.
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Frieren (s2 ep1) is already starting off stellarly.
Which cookout family member are you?
I realized recently that I’ve become the funnily wise, but intense (and sometimes curmudgeonly) Uncle.
You know, the one grilling the sausages he brought from some bespoke butcher shop, controlling the aux and smugly taking requests.
I realized recently that I’ve become the funnily wise, but intense (and sometimes curmudgeonly) Uncle.
You know, the one grilling the sausages he brought from some bespoke butcher shop, controlling the aux and smugly taking requests.
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Which cookout family member are you?
I realized recently that I’ve become the funnily wise, but intense (and sometimes curmudgeonly) Uncle.
You know, the one grilling the sausages he brought from some bespoke butcher shop, controlling the aux and smugly taking requests.
I realized recently that I’ve become the funnily wise, but intense (and sometimes curmudgeonly) Uncle.
You know, the one grilling the sausages he brought from some bespoke butcher shop, controlling the aux and smugly taking requests.
January 17, 2026 at 9:41 AM
We had US Representative Jasmine Crockett stop by the job tonight, as part of her Senate campaign bid and tour. #BouncerChronicles
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
We had US Representative Jasmine Crockett stop by the job tonight, as part of her Senate campaign bid and tour. #BouncerChronicles
OKC beat the Spurs so thoroughly that Wemby and Keldon shaved their heads in solidarity with Nikola Topić and his recovery.
That’s the story I’m going with.
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That’s the story I’m going with.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
OKC beat the Spurs so thoroughly that Wemby and Keldon shaved their heads in solidarity with Nikola Topić and his recovery.
That’s the story I’m going with.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
That’s the story I’m going with.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
One’s technically a donghua. But still.
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
One’s technically a donghua. But still.
Morning Anime Catchup Slate:
- Sentenced to Be a Hero, s1 ep2.
- Jujutsu Kaisen, s3 ep3.
- Arifureta, s2 ep2.
- One Piece, s1? ep1153.
- So You’re Raising a Warrior, s1 ep8.
- Gnosia, s1 ep7.
- Sentenced to Be a Hero, s1 ep2.
- Jujutsu Kaisen, s3 ep3.
- Arifureta, s2 ep2.
- One Piece, s1? ep1153.
- So You’re Raising a Warrior, s1 ep8.
- Gnosia, s1 ep7.
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Morning Anime Catchup Slate:
- Sentenced to Be a Hero, s1 ep2.
- Jujutsu Kaisen, s3 ep3.
- Arifureta, s2 ep2.
- One Piece, s1? ep1153.
- So You’re Raising a Warrior, s1 ep8.
- Gnosia, s1 ep7.
- Sentenced to Be a Hero, s1 ep2.
- Jujutsu Kaisen, s3 ep3.
- Arifureta, s2 ep2.
- One Piece, s1? ep1153.
- So You’re Raising a Warrior, s1 ep8.
- Gnosia, s1 ep7.
I have friends, they’re just online. 🧩💪🏽🐼
#FlexFriday
#FlexFriday
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 AM
I have friends, they’re just online. 🧩💪🏽🐼
#FlexFriday
#FlexFriday
There’s new Star Trek today, I worked out thrice, plus the Thunder won decisively on the road.
Whew, the little things.
Whew, the little things.
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
There’s new Star Trek today, I worked out thrice, plus the Thunder won decisively on the road.
Whew, the little things.
Whew, the little things.
Shai + Chet have been having a huge block party these last 3 games.
17 blocks between them. ✋🏾🚫🤚🏻
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
17 blocks between them. ✋🏾🚫🤚🏻
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Shai + Chet have been having a huge block party these last 3 games.
17 blocks between them. ✋🏾🚫🤚🏻
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
17 blocks between them. ✋🏾🚫🤚🏻
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
Anthony Black’s dunk over 4 opponents in Germany was the play of the week.
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Anthony Black’s dunk over 4 opponents in Germany was the play of the week.
Black Directors ✊🏾😎🎥 >>>>
Ralph Fiennes says bold horror films like ‘SINNERS’ and ‘28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE’ are helping keep the genre alive.
“I thought ‘Sinners’ was a wonderfully inventive film. You have to keep reinventing and discovering... otherwise, we’re quick to smell the cliché.”
“I thought ‘Sinners’ was a wonderfully inventive film. You have to keep reinventing and discovering... otherwise, we’re quick to smell the cliché.”
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Black Directors ✊🏾😎🎥 >>>>
CHEST Holmgren! 😭😭💀
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January 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
CHEST Holmgren! 😭😭💀
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Gritty-ass win. B2A 4Q.
Glad we whooped ‘em in the end. I can hear the Houston boos down the street at the Toyota Center.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
Glad we whooped ‘em in the end. I can hear the Houston boos down the street at the Toyota Center.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Gritty-ass win. B2A 4Q.
Glad we whooped ‘em in the end. I can hear the Houston boos down the street at the Toyota Center.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
Glad we whooped ‘em in the end. I can hear the Houston boos down the street at the Toyota Center.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
Mitchell absolutely backcourted. 😭😭💀
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Mitchell absolutely backcourted. 😭😭💀
Blue Pill. // Red Pill. 🌀💪🏽🐼♨️
#ThickThursday
#ThickThursday
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Blue Pill. // Red Pill. 🌀💪🏽🐼♨️
#ThickThursday
#ThickThursday
The OKC Thunder will be here in Houston this evening.
We’d better come with it and get this road win.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
We’d better come with it and get this road win.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The OKC Thunder will be here in Houston this evening.
We’d better come with it and get this road win.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
We’d better come with it and get this road win.
⛈️🆙🏀🏆
Escapism on max for this last day off.
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Escapism on max for this last day off.
It’s inane to be as trifling as some of y’all are, but think nobody should be able to rightfully call you out on it.
Those of us who refuse to put up with it are not the villains here, and you’ve never been the victim. Grow up.
Those of us who refuse to put up with it are not the villains here, and you’ve never been the victim. Grow up.
January 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
It’s inane to be as trifling as some of y’all are, but think nobody should be able to rightfully call you out on it.
Those of us who refuse to put up with it are not the villains here, and you’ve never been the victim. Grow up.
Those of us who refuse to put up with it are not the villains here, and you’ve never been the victim. Grow up.
If you have trifling communication skills, detrimental laziness, and reckless impatience…respectfully, get the f*** away from me.
We’re not going to get along.
We’re not going to get along.
January 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
If you have trifling communication skills, detrimental laziness, and reckless impatience…respectfully, get the f*** away from me.
We’re not going to get along.
We’re not going to get along.
Hijack. Starfleet Academy. Fate/Strange Fake.
Then Gym.
Then Gym.
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Hijack. Starfleet Academy. Fate/Strange Fake.
Then Gym.
Then Gym.
I deserve to fold somebody’s thick adult son like a pretzel after I eat them out thoroughly.
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I deserve to fold somebody’s thick adult son like a pretzel after I eat them out thoroughly.
Wide Wednesday Papa. 🥩💪🏽🐼
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Wide Wednesday Papa. 🥩💪🏽🐼
I don’t have trust issues.
People just aren’t trustworthy.
People just aren’t trustworthy.
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I don’t have trust issues.
People just aren’t trustworthy.
People just aren’t trustworthy.
Fate/Strange Fake, Episode 2. Long time coming.
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Fate/Strange Fake, Episode 2. Long time coming.