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Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 16h

Day 57. I think I screamed frantically near the last— "CHISA IS AN ATTACKER" —but if I did so my cries were lost in the hell-born babel of the howling devs saying "Only at S6".

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 16h

There are people saying "poor Phrolova, she's all alone and can't join the heroes celebration".

To put it bluntly, she's the bad guy. She chose that path. If she wanted to join in she could, maybe, stop doing evil things and fucking people for her own selfish goals.

Self inflicted wound.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 1d

Day 56. “Canst thou tell me where I may find Chisa, the JK of great damage, who is an attacker that lives in the campus where the falls of the tiny Kra sing to verdant valleys and hills forested with yath trees?”

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 2d

Day 55. ToA is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and such is Chisa's prowess that WhiWa shall be mangled in the same way. Down unlit and illimitable corridors of eldritch phantasy sweeps the black, shapely JK attacker that drives me to annihilate end game.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 2d

Someone said "Augusta is around 40".
Mate, I'm already sold, you don't need to further extol her virtues.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 3d

This is going to sound crazy but hear me out:
Kuro adds a new recurring event like the 2x drop events. In this event players can tune 5 or 10 echoes and they are GUARANTEED to get double crit substats. Run the event every 2-3 patches so players can build 1-2 units every time.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 3d

Day 54. The Genie that haunts the moonbeams spake to the Daemon of the Valley, saying, “I am old, and forget much. Tell me the deeds and aspect and name of them who built these things of stone.” And the Daemon replied, “I am Chisa, and am strong in damage, I kick arse."

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 4d

Apologies in advance, I'm not having a go at you. But. All the qol, you can change your terminal, you can pet animals easier, you can collect rewards in one click, all of this is a distraction. The game would be so much better if they spent their money and manpower on actual issues like echoes.

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Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 4d

I can feel echo fatigue setting in. Farming for Augie has been a huge pain in the arse. I want to stop. Make it stop. All grind and no fun makes Wuwa a boring crap. All grind and no fun makes Wuwa a boring crap. All grind and no fun makes Wuwa a boring crap.

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Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 4d

Day 53. The collapse occurred about 10:20 a.m., while I was miserably farming echoes. I began to see convoluted images of Chisa as a support before my eyes, and to feel that I was in a grotesque altered reality.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 5d

4 fusion 3 costs in a row in today’s nightmare nest. Fml.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 5d

Day 52. She had spoken also of the Black Man, of her role as attacker, and of her new secret name of Chisa. Then she had drawn those devices on the walls of her cell and destroyed end game.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 6d

Despite many sacrifices to appease great Cthulhu, Chisa might still become a support. I'm dealing with this crushing news by making everyone miserable.

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Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 6d

Aero bias. Kuro needs to nerf Iuno in Solaris Soldier, it's too easy to clear using her./s

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 6d

Don't let the cat buff distract you from the fact they have done nothing to improve the echo system.

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Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 6d

Day 51. Kuranes was not modern, and did not think like others who played. Whilst they strove to use Chisa regardless, and to shew in naked ugliness the foul thing that is support Chisa, Kuranes sought for damage alone.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 7d

I open reddit to see leaks that Chisa will be a healer/DoT support.

Fuck.

The sacrifices will continue until Chisa is an attacker.

Or I just S6 Augie.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 7d

Day 50. Among these odd folk, Chisa corresponds exactly to the decadent element of “JK” in Japan, healing and support are non-existent; and their damage is probably above that of any other type of characters.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 8d

Day 49. So in the year of the Black Goat there came unto Nath a JK that should not be on Earth, and that had no form known to the eyes of Earth. And she fed on the astrites of endgame; her enemies were cut by scissors till endless victory lay before her.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 9d

Augie killed me in the duel then spawn camped and one shot me when I revived.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 9d

Day 48. The ancient house has always been there, and people say Chisa dwells therein who wields scissors, and does a lot of damage at those times when the cliff’s rim becomes the rim of all earth, and solemn buoys toll free in the white aether of faery.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 9d

26° today. The seasons changed quickly. Still wouldn't put it past Antarctica to throw us one more storm before summer though.

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 9d

Duplex rounds or magic Metal Storm technology.

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Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 10d

Day 47. "Thou art a strange youth, and I like not thy face nor thy voice. The words thou speakest are blasphemy, for the gods of Teloth have said that Chisa is an attacker."

Kai @celebrinen.bsky.social · 11d

I love Augusta's reaction to seeing Rover again is "Lets go and beat something up together."