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celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙
@celestialjmra.bsky.social
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𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 💮 𝟘𝟝.𝟙𝟙.𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟡 🐦‍🔥 自由猛烈的精神 𝐺𝑂𝑀𝐴 𝐷𝑅𝐶🛸 🇳🇴🇨🇩🇷🇼🦋🪲 ✧ 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥/𝘌𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 ✧ ∘┈˃̶༒˂̶┈∘ ∘┈˃̶༒˂̶┈∘ ∘┈˃̶༒˂̶┈∘ 𝑀𝑦 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙 ☾ ☽ 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑦 🪼👑 🦂➻ 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵🌿🧿 https://beacons.ai/celestialjmra
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
The only real beef I have online, is between me and this nigga 🦷 🤣😂😭💀🤣 #usrightnow
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 2d
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 4d
Holy shit i have no clue what I'm saying.....😳
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 4d
Me in any minor inconvenience, this page is an illusion lmao, none of this is real, earth is smaller compared to the universe.

I'm hypnotizing whoever is reading my spam, tomorrow this didn't happen, I'm feeling as soft as a marshmallow right now 😭🤣💀
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 5d
Two phone calls, one email and one left phone call, maybe two. Feels like my brain just ran a marathon, let's go! Keep it pushing!

I know this new season and story time going to be epic #live 😎 🤣😭 #youheardthatright #goodjob
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 5d
Now who in their right minds decided to make this person a gif???

The way my face just lost all color, that's a bad idea! I literally never even seen a gif of them until today, please stop 😭🤣💀 stop that lmao
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 5d
I be in my emails trying to find common sense like.... this feels very productive so here i am 😭🤣💀
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 5d
Like i must have skipped class on this one lmao 🤣
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 5d
I wish someone could experience what it's like to actually live inside my head lmao, the comedy 😭💀
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 5d
Like you not my kind we don't claim you lmao, last time I checked I'm black Norwegian lmao 🤣 😭
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 5d
What in the Norwegian language, do other people struggle with this, tell me why this says, hold up what is noko, gje, ynskjer??

Please sir you about to give me a seizure just reading all that, I only made it this far, the page said basic Norwegian lmao🤣😭💀 #thisshitisfryingme #itssofunnyitkillsme
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
Your a liar, too pregnant and your too goofy, kill that hope, no means no, stop looking, stop hoping

Like you really think I wasn't going to find out, spirits tell me everything #baller 💀 🤡 I had to make that very clear 👽
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
Uhm & in case someone was looking for something, fake ass nigga, you found it, i hate a coward ass nigga, looks like there's really none much else to you, your as dead to be as a stuffed animal. So if you came looking for something, it's none of your business, & consider this leaving on bad terms.
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
Just tell him I'm not his dad/soulmate 😭💀
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
Keep playing with me and you both are getting more then just both your backs blown out! I'm fed up, it should be that hard to get your son some pussy, to the point where he worried about a fish like me overseas 💀😭😭
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
Yoo this stalker way too submissive to something that does not exist, aint no way you aint gay, and your mama covering for you, cause she is in denial 🤣🤣 i cant make sense of this
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
And also ma'am for the love of God get your son together, man still hovering over me, eww I can feel that energy, this man is like a dog without a leash! Get this man a bitch, play match making i dont give a fuck!Just get him off me! His your kid not mine! I'm a single woman with no baby drama,Idnt💀
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celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
Or here's another idea how about you pray for me instead, this tooth is causing some real suffering, must be my karma for not giving a fuck 🤣😂
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
Pay for my subscription or your going to hell, since yall care so much about what i think #thisyearsounserious 🤣😂😭💀 #outomaticly #freeticket 🎟 #whosaidthat #justcheckingforeyes #areweintheclearyet lmao
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celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
The only real beef I have online, is between me and this nigga 🦷 🤣😂😭💀🤣 #usrightnow
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
Right now the sexual energy between me and my bedroom door much stronger 😭🤣
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
I'm about to knock out this shit with my door the old school way 🤣😂😭
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
My brain really said please pay for your subscription 😭
celestialjmra.bsky.social
第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · 6d
When your stuck fantasizing about someone, but your wisdom tooth is killing the vibe

Like i need this mf out! Your taking too much fucking space and your killing the vibe dude, this aint it my guy! Your interrupting my inner tv time! Now i got a headache, you've gots to go 🤣😭 Fuck!
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第三眼 🥙 @celestialjmra.bsky.social · Sep 25
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