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@celtibear.bsky.social
Demi-bear, poly, LARper, Pathfinder 2e, Sci Fi, fantasy, cat-daddy, cancer survivor, liftomancer. More and more, mistaken for Santa Claus. By adults.
Twin Cities, MN
Twin Cities, MN
What sleep I got last night was full of ICE nightmares. So, not a lot of sleep. The state-sponsored terrorism is working. I was born here, and I am purely European in ancestry; but also gay, and very liberal. I feel it's just a matter of time, until they start rounding us up into camps, or worse.
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
What sleep I got last night was full of ICE nightmares. So, not a lot of sleep. The state-sponsored terrorism is working. I was born here, and I am purely European in ancestry; but also gay, and very liberal. I feel it's just a matter of time, until they start rounding us up into camps, or worse.
So since ICE are Goosesteppers here in MN we call them Grey Duck Steppers.
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
So since ICE are Goosesteppers here in MN we call them Grey Duck Steppers.
5'8", or 1.73m, depending on the observer.
How tall are yall?
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 PM
5'8", or 1.73m, depending on the observer.
Having an in-service in the event that ICE comes onto campus here at work. One of the resources they've discussed is a rapid response line, Monarca Unidos. Their website: Monarcamn.org.
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January 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Having an in-service in the event that ICE comes onto campus here at work. One of the resources they've discussed is a rapid response line, Monarca Unidos. Their website: Monarcamn.org.
Happy Christmas to all!
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Happy Christmas to all!
Gym tonight. Great workout, will go again tomorrow night.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Gym tonight. Great workout, will go again tomorrow night.
Second set of gym flex pics, also by request.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Second set of gym flex pics, also by request.
Gym after work, and flex by request.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Gym after work, and flex by request.
Another gym day, bench, curls, deadlifts, rows.
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Another gym day, bench, curls, deadlifts, rows.
New drink invented at Pathfinder game today: Banana Hammock. Bana-nina, Bacardi and oatmeal cookie oatmilk creamer.
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
New drink invented at Pathfinder game today: Banana Hammock. Bana-nina, Bacardi and oatmeal cookie oatmilk creamer.
On Fridays, we LIFT!
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
On Fridays, we LIFT!
It occurs to me that it's likely His Orangeness has never encountered the first rule in the Evil Overlord list.
"1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones."
I keep hoping someone competent takes advantage of this lapse.
"1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones."
I keep hoping someone competent takes advantage of this lapse.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It occurs to me that it's likely His Orangeness has never encountered the first rule in the Evil Overlord list.
"1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones."
I keep hoping someone competent takes advantage of this lapse.
"1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones."
I keep hoping someone competent takes advantage of this lapse.
Gym today. Good workout.
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Gym today. Good workout.
Annual CT scan results discussion with my oncologist, this morning. Other than a couple of normal age-related things, I am doing remarkably well. Gotta watch the prostate, at least annually, but at sixty, I expected as much.
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Annual CT scan results discussion with my oncologist, this morning. Other than a couple of normal age-related things, I am doing remarkably well. Gotta watch the prostate, at least annually, but at sixty, I expected as much.
We have a Great Horned Owl in the neighborhood. We think they are nesting next door, but as we have an empty lot as our side yard, our property may be a part of their hunting territory, along with the lake-park a block over. There have been a lot fewer squirrels in the neighborhood this last month.
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We have a Great Horned Owl in the neighborhood. We think they are nesting next door, but as we have an empty lot as our side yard, our property may be a part of their hunting territory, along with the lake-park a block over. There have been a lot fewer squirrels in the neighborhood this last month.
We beat the Seven Deadly Sins escape room with 04:38 to go.
October 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
We beat the Seven Deadly Sins escape room with 04:38 to go.
Been a bit since I felt well enough to hit the gym regularly, but got a good workout after work.
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Been a bit since I felt well enough to hit the gym regularly, but got a good workout after work.
I fused this piece, titled 'Sun dogs', for my mother for her 86th birthday. At this point I hadn't slumped it into a dish, but I had actually forgotten to take a picture of it slumped before I shipped it out to her.
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I fused this piece, titled 'Sun dogs', for my mother for her 86th birthday. At this point I hadn't slumped it into a dish, but I had actually forgotten to take a picture of it slumped before I shipped it out to her.
Fresh ink for my birthday. Thank you, Owen! @brownbeargaymer.com.
September 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Fresh ink for my birthday. Thank you, Owen! @brownbeargaymer.com.
We've seen the Janeway; I feel like I need to play this game to see the Seanway.
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We've seen the Janeway; I feel like I need to play this game to see the Seanway.
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bigger thought beyond the boycott: with Amy Poehler regularly beating Rogan in the ratings, I think we don’t need men to host anything. anymore. ever. replace Kimmel with Nicole Byer, replace Fallon with Keke Palmer and give Colbert’s spot to Chelsea Handler. bye white dudes 👋
September 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
bigger thought beyond the boycott: with Amy Poehler regularly beating Rogan in the ratings, I think we don’t need men to host anything. anymore. ever. replace Kimmel with Nicole Byer, replace Fallon with Keke Palmer and give Colbert’s spot to Chelsea Handler. bye white dudes 👋
Warning, Pokemon Go nerdery.When you're a Lopunny and Gothorita does your makeup, you get:
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Warning, Pokemon Go nerdery.When you're a Lopunny and Gothorita does your makeup, you get:
Throwback Thursday: c. 1992.
September 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Throwback Thursday: c. 1992.
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Repost if you'd let me flex it inside you.
June 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Repost if you'd let me flex it inside you.
Finished slumping the bowl from Tuesday night's fuse. Looks prettier than I would have thought, though I may be too critical.
August 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Finished slumping the bowl from Tuesday night's fuse. Looks prettier than I would have thought, though I may be too critical.