CenCal Mike
@cencalmike.bsky.social
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Nothing cries out “violent” like someone dancing in an inflatable costume. Totally understand the fear they must be feeling.
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As they began to line my pockets, I found them very amenable to work with. Great people really.
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We just need to give the Big Guy quick wins without having to explain ourselves. It’s all very simple and straightforward.
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Those libs play dirty! They stick to facts. Why don't they make stuff up like we do? So unfair!
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"You know, Senator, you are carrying heavy Sinema/Manchin vibes. They were so disrespected by their own party as they carried water for the GOP. We feel for you."
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He is like Jon Favreau's chef in the movie "Chef", banging away on social media, thinking he's having a private conversation, as it all goes public.
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"If they ask A, answer B. If they ask C, answer D."
What if they ask E?
"Fake it. Just same some nonsensical thing that baffles them for a few seconds. Works for the Boss."
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The talking points are strong with this one.
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Imagine never having to sit through an ad for a cure for a medical issue one never heard of, a cure with a long list of possible side effects worse than the said ailment.

My favorite warning is "Do not use **** if you are allergic to it." And we would know this how without using it?
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Schumer, as much as he is mocked and reviled, has ingeniously planted Dem operatives, who answer only to him, in the WH to do his bidding. Schumer trained under Dark Joe.
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Going back to Pedo Taco trying to get Zelenskyy to announce he was investigating the Bidens, it’s all about generating headlines, not actual results.
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The correct answer for Bondi is “There won’t be,soon.”
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Samuel Alito approves this message.
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So sad when someone beloved leaves us at 79, when another that age…well…
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That would add a new twist to protestors being frog-marched away.
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As I once told a manager when layoffs were pending, if you don’t know who’s on the list, you’re on the list. Sure enough, he went before me.
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Because the money men behind the Republicans have names on that list. That’s the real hang up.
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Prize winner reports receiving anonymous gift of free boat ride in honor of her award.
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Is it true Powell’s is selling books from tents now?
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No place better for Qataris than in the heart of neo-Nazi Idaho. That should make for some interesting off base interactions.
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Won’t happen. Miller and Vought can do what they please with Dementia Don in place.
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Nothing would make his oil extraction buddies more upset than for oil to drop like that. They don’t pump in the US for less than $40 a barrel
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Want to why the economy is beginning to tank? None of these people know how basic math works.
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Remember when the GOP talking point was Democrat Death Panels? Now, meh, we’ll take a few death trade offs.