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🍕 Food Eater
🥃 Bourbon Drinker
🏋♂️ Weight Lifter
💸 Go Getter
1906🤙🏾🤙🏾
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James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
The dumbest time ever
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The dumbest time ever
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You dont get tired of hypoghetticals?
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
You dont get tired of hypoghetticals?
Because how esle do you explain rallying against DEI because you believe whiteness = meritocracy while simultaneously caping for Kid Rock (last ranked in the world) in protest of the brown #1 artist in the world who is technically AMERICAN!
Racism is illogical but it makes sense when you understand white depraved losers will do anything to shift the goal post if it means appearing superior.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Because how esle do you explain rallying against DEI because you believe whiteness = meritocracy while simultaneously caping for Kid Rock (last ranked in the world) in protest of the brown #1 artist in the world who is technically AMERICAN!
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A sip of coffee might stop you from sending a paragraph. lol
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
A sip of coffee might stop you from sending a paragraph. lol
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Rough couple Super Bowls for guys named Drake.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Rough couple Super Bowls for guys named Drake.
A Memphian is running is that pil all through the Patriots defense
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
A Memphian is running is that pil all through the Patriots defense
Bad Bunny is rocking that bihhh
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Bad Bunny is rocking that bihhh
A whole lotta money wasted on all of these shitty commercials.
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A whole lotta money wasted on all of these shitty commercials.
This makes no ghat damn sense
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This makes no ghat damn sense
Why is Cris Collinsworth???
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Why is Cris Collinsworth???
Damn, you can watch Fresh Prince and go from Dark skinned Aunt Viv to light skinned Aunt Viv in that span
Foreplay is about 30-60 minutes. Penetration is about 90-120 minutes. It's just always been that way for me. IDK why people get so up in arms over my personal truth lol
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Damn, you can watch Fresh Prince and go from Dark skinned Aunt Viv to light skinned Aunt Viv in that span
Not a fan
Does "GM" bother you? Or "HBD"?
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Not a fan
Guess the other racist things weren't that bad huh?
Sen. Tim Scott, the only Black Republican in the Senate, had this to say:
February 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Guess the other racist things weren't that bad huh?
2026 is starting to look like 2020 jr.
Reports that Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to improve performance on jumps have aroused controversy
These Olympic Athletes Are Reportedly Doing WHAT To Their Penises For A Competitive Edge?
The Olympics haven't officially begun, but a report that ski jumpers may be using penis injections before competition is already arousing controversy.
www.huffpost.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
2026 is starting to look like 2020 jr.
How are we supposed to make after church punch now?
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
How are we supposed to make after church punch now?
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BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Anthony Davis to the Washington Wizards, The Athletic confirms.
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Anthony Davis to the Washington Wizards, The Athletic confirms.
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BREAKING: The Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, multiple sources confirm to The Athletic.
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
BREAKING: The Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, multiple sources confirm to The Athletic.
NBA trade deadline is going crazy
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
NBA trade deadline is going crazy
Stupidity is the real epidemic
Fox guest Dave Landau: Puerto Rican artist Bad Bunny “would be killed” for talking trash in his own country so instead he's “insulting our country”
February 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Stupidity is the real epidemic
- A mug (ex: bigger than a mug)
- A heap
- A minute ( Could be 30 seconds. Could be 10 years. Never an actual minute)
- Giraffe pussy
- A heap
- A minute ( Could be 30 seconds. Could be 10 years. Never an actual minute)
- Giraffe pussy
Name a Black unit of measure. I'll start with a couple
A corner
A month of Sundays
A corner
A month of Sundays
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
- A mug (ex: bigger than a mug)
- A heap
- A minute ( Could be 30 seconds. Could be 10 years. Never an actual minute)
- Giraffe pussy
- A heap
- A minute ( Could be 30 seconds. Could be 10 years. Never an actual minute)
- Giraffe pussy