anagrams are barely an aspect of bananagrams yet the word anagrams takes up ~72.7% of real estate in the name, unreal per 36 efficiency

i wonder how much my opinion of cockroaches would change if they had unique sickass patterns instead of whatever fit theyve been rocking

the straight razor is literally the least straight razor ever, it fuckin bends and has a curved handle!!! what are we DOING here man

shoutout to tree burls for giving trees the BBL they always wanted

if i was an owner of a sports team i would make the financially irresponsible decision of signing every washed legend i could find and just farm "imagine this team 10 years ago" engagement 24/7

i know i shouldnt be entertaining any form of pseudoscience but damn does a trip to the chiropractor sound so good right about now

dudes naming random 3rd stringers from like 10 years ago has to be the highest form of catharsis that any sportsbro can have

bro using single ply tp is like wiping my ass with wisps of the luminiferous aether, how could they let this happen

one of my earliest hatewatches was rooting for wile e coyote to fuck up in the most elaborate ways

like i wasnt really rooting for the roadrunner to win, but i was very eager to watch that conniving sucker eat shit lmfao