Deere
@cervum.bsky.social
A strange stag; alt account with a cooler name.
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Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
April 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.
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I may not do the exact job I was hired to do, and I may not promote the products much, and I may bump heads with my boss from time to time, but I also forget where I was going with this
March 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I may not do the exact job I was hired to do, and I may not promote the products much, and I may bump heads with my boss from time to time, but I also forget where I was going with this
"plus-sized" should be lardge
April 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"plus-sized" should be lardge
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THERE ARE BUGS IN MY HOUSE AND I DID NOT LET THEM IN
- ANTS (two species)
- ISOPOD (dead)
- SOME WEIRD ALL BLACK SPIDER with BIG forearms
- A CRICKET OR HUNSTMAN SPIDER IDK BUT IT WAS LONG AND JUMPED
- ANTS (two species)
- ISOPOD (dead)
- SOME WEIRD ALL BLACK SPIDER with BIG forearms
- A CRICKET OR HUNSTMAN SPIDER IDK BUT IT WAS LONG AND JUMPED
March 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
THERE ARE BUGS IN MY HOUSE AND I DID NOT LET THEM IN
- ANTS (two species)
- ISOPOD (dead)
- SOME WEIRD ALL BLACK SPIDER with BIG forearms
- A CRICKET OR HUNSTMAN SPIDER IDK BUT IT WAS LONG AND JUMPED
- ANTS (two species)
- ISOPOD (dead)
- SOME WEIRD ALL BLACK SPIDER with BIG forearms
- A CRICKET OR HUNSTMAN SPIDER IDK BUT IT WAS LONG AND JUMPED
unsubscribing from the white house on youtube smh
March 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
unsubscribing from the white house on youtube smh
pittsburgh has an 'h'?!?
March 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
pittsburgh has an 'h'?!?
from GAFAM to MAGAM, smh...
February 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
from GAFAM to MAGAM, smh...
windows 24h2
- made the taskbar worse and just as desynced with not a single feature anybody asked for
- improved properties menu i guess
- made the taskbar worse and just as desynced with not a single feature anybody asked for
- improved properties menu i guess
February 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
windows 24h2
- made the taskbar worse and just as desynced with not a single feature anybody asked for
- improved properties menu i guess
- made the taskbar worse and just as desynced with not a single feature anybody asked for
- improved properties menu i guess
we should get rid of new mexico
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
we should get rid of new mexico
"umm... sir, we're out of extra virgin olive oil"
"I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE IT'S HAD SEX WITH, I WANT MY CAESAR SALAD NOW!!!!!"
"I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE IT'S HAD SEX WITH, I WANT MY CAESAR SALAD NOW!!!!!"
January 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"umm... sir, we're out of extra virgin olive oil"
"I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE IT'S HAD SEX WITH, I WANT MY CAESAR SALAD NOW!!!!!"
"I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE IT'S HAD SEX WITH, I WANT MY CAESAR SALAD NOW!!!!!"
hiccup + burp = recoil
November 29, 2024 at 12:55 AM
hiccup + burp = recoil
best case scenario nothing passes and america just continues with the rate at which the rate at which it worsens worsens
i dont know how many "rate at whiches" there are
hopefully not too many
i dont know how many "rate at whiches" there are
hopefully not too many
November 18, 2024 at 12:17 AM
best case scenario nothing passes and america just continues with the rate at which the rate at which it worsens worsens
i dont know how many "rate at whiches" there are
hopefully not too many
i dont know how many "rate at whiches" there are
hopefully not too many
i wish the inventor of the acronym "WYSIWYG" a very long stay in hell
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 AM
i wish the inventor of the acronym "WYSIWYG" a very long stay in hell
today i:
- did nothing for 6.5h
- lost the something i did in that 6.5h
- did nothing for 6.5h trying to recover what i lost after the 6.5h
- did nothing for 6.5h
- lost the something i did in that 6.5h
- did nothing for 6.5h trying to recover what i lost after the 6.5h
November 16, 2024 at 3:12 AM
today i:
- did nothing for 6.5h
- lost the something i did in that 6.5h
- did nothing for 6.5h trying to recover what i lost after the 6.5h
- did nothing for 6.5h
- lost the something i did in that 6.5h
- did nothing for 6.5h trying to recover what i lost after the 6.5h
oh hey my top razer buttons just started to work again that's cool
November 15, 2024 at 11:39 PM
oh hey my top razer buttons just started to work again that's cool