I am distressed at the news analysis that is "look how inept they are at implementing", when it should be "they want to implement evil!"

In that TV show about a four-frequency, pulsed ("quaternary") radio signal from a brilliant ET, a smart human thinks it's four nucleotides.

I wish they had left that part out.

Just watched "The Big Lebowski", with subtitles on. Know how The Dude adopts what he hears, and repeats it back? "This aggression will not stand!"

The Cowboy's accent is a challenge.

Late in the film, The Dude repeats The Cowboy's line, "th' b'ar eats you", pronounced just like the Cowboy. 1/2

Honey won't help your hayfever. The plants that need to lure pollinators to move their pollen 3 inches are not the plants that are scattering pollen to affect you hundreds of meters away.

If correct usage of em- and en-dashes are the antishibboleth of AI forgery, I am screwed.

Sorry kids, all I got this year is cocktail onions.

My happiness will improve when I stop reading blog headlines containing "LLM" as "LLVM".

I think Georgia should abandon the Confederate flag it's currently using and adopt my suggestion. I call it "Wisdom, Justice, Moderation", and it's the three golden pillars of the Constitution arch.

At first, I feared my lunch had blue cheese on top, but it turns out it was regular cheese approaching me very quickly.