Chad Parenteau
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Poet, writer, comics reviewer. Associate Editor of Oddball Magazine. Host of Stone Soup Poetry weekly. Main page updated regularly. http://www.chadparenteaupoetforhire.com
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My poem "Gradual End of Days" showed up in today's afternoon edition of Five Fleas (Itchy Poetry) alongside work from Noah Berlatsky, Kelly Sauvage Moyer and others. Thanks again, Roberta Beach Jacobson. #poetry #poetrycommunity
Afternoon of October 7, 2025
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Dadakuku is now back open for submissions, with a new working submission form! Give it a go!

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microdadaism, nanononsense, minisurrealism
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New England weather
keeps showing signs of uncute
schizophrenia.

#poetry #haiku #HaikuSaturday
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From this week's online gathering. It's nice to have the kids show the adults in the room how it's done. Thanks to Tobias for a memorable feature. #poetry #poetrycommunity
Tobias Hofacre Features at Stone Soup Poetry, 10-8-25
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Thanks so much to Tobias Hofacre for a fantastic feature last night. The north is lucky to have him. More features to come this October! #poetry #poetrycommunity
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People who live only to hate and hurt other people give themselves a lot of time for practice, and they get very good at it.

No wonder the people left over at Twitter—I refuse to call it X— are all so engaged with each other. Even the ones attacking the haters have no chance of keeping up.
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One of the most hateful people in my life had no job, no partner to speak of, no real friends at all the time in the world. Their harassment of me lasted long after I moved to a different part of the city just to get away from them.
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I think Bluesky has a hard time measuring up to other social media apps is because the majority of users are people with jobs and responsibilities, and loved ones. At least one or two of the three.

Twitter is a steaming pile of Catturds either trying to hurt people or celebrating hurt people.
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The Chad Parenteau's Lost Causes newsletter for October 8 is up now at Substack. #poetry #poetrycommunity #artwork #photography #comics
Chad Parenteau's Lost Causes, 10-8-25
The state of something
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Eh. We survived the resurgence of swing back in the 90s. At least this will be funnier.
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This is the biggest revelation humanity has experienced collectively since 1987's The Monster Squad proved definitively that Wolfman's got nards.
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FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN LOGIC
1. A male is defined by having a penis and testicles
2. God is a male.

Therefore
3. God has balls and a wang.

Ask a fundamentalist how big god’s hog is. No matter how big he says it is, it will be a limit to the infinite size of god and therefore a blasphemy.
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My poem "Gradual End of Days" showed up in today's afternoon edition of Five Fleas (Itchy Poetry) alongside work from Noah Berlatsky, Kelly Sauvage Moyer and others. Thanks again, Roberta Beach Jacobson. #poetry #poetrycommunity
Afternoon of October 7, 2025
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Tobias Hofacre is Stone Soup Poetry's first October feature. #poetry #poetrycommunity
Flyer: This Week, Stone Soup Lets the Kid Teach - Stone Soup Poetry welcomes the young but seasoned words of poet Tobias Hofacre. - Wednesday, October 8, 2025 7:00-9:00 P.M. ET - Open mic included! Donations appreciated! - Visit https://stonesouppoetry.blogspot.com/ for the Zoom link
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Trapped. Susan Isla Tepper is back with another poem paired with photography by new contributor Ann Hillesland. #poetry #photography @oddballmagazine.bsky.social
Poem by Susan Isla Tepper - oddball magazine
Photography by Ann Hillesland
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My poem "Every Modern Schlep Love Poem Abridged" is in the thirteenth issue of Molecule. The issue is dedicated to the late Jennifer Martelli and includes work from her as well as several other friends and colleagues. Thanks to Founders/Editors Kevin Carey and M.P. Carver. #poetry #poetrycommunity
Molecule - a tiny lit mag
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