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@chairshornyalt.bsky.social
nsfw alt to @chair547.bsky.social. mdni

stock twitter puppygirl but its bsky. nsfw. she/they/occasionally he. 21. pfp by oz lee, banner by betelgz
i cant keep up this bullshit "i dont have it in my heart to hate people" schtick anymore. i dont hope she grows and changes as a person. i dont hope she gets the help she needs to stop hurting people. i hope theres a hell, and i hope she dies, preferably by her own hand, and i hope she goes there
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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girl who gets anxious at a party and starts petting the doggirl instead of talking to people
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
choking on the strap and she calls me her good little sea turtle
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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i might be perverted but at least i'm kind and empathetic
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
need to be forcefed vodka by someone with malicious intent
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I wish Blue Sky had better support for multiple accounts. Sometimes I'm scrolling through the main and see something I want to repost but I need to repost it on the alt and it's just too much of a pain in the ass to switch accounts and then have to find the post again so I just don't repost it
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
girldick got me acting unwise
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
maybe im not monogamous maybe i just don't like being cheated on by people who are bad at polyamory
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
You know the genre of post where somebody will be like muscles don't belong on women or whatever and then they'll be ratios in the replies with pictures of muscular women and then somebody comes along and asks if they were trying to get ratio with pictures of muscular women?
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
im laying in my gay puppy bed kicking my gay puppy legs while thinking my gay puppy thoughts
October 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hey guys when it comes to CNC the first letter is like, the most important part, can't really forget about it. The rest of the letters are fun but like without the first letter it's bad. This goes for both kinds of CNC
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I just realized one of the reasons why I like speedrunning undertale so much is because one of the speedrun strats is to let an older woman repeatedly hurt you with her hands
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
October 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i got regularly locked in an empty 4foot by 4foot room for hours by multiple teachers across multiple schools when i was a kid and now i jack off to being violently murdered and/or treated like a puppy
October 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
not to get back on this thread but a woman twice my age putting a cigarette out on me and shushing me as i wince would probably fix me
October 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
saw a Tumblr post where it was 2 partners and one wasnt really in the mood for sex so he just plays on his phone and holds his partner and plays with his hair while the partner gets off and idk why thats so hot to me
September 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
THE ONLY GOOD FASCIST IS A DEAD FASCIST REST IN PISS
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
anybody wanna fuck a thicc tgirl with self esteem issues and an anxious attatchment style? she thinks shes a dog.
September 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i wanna bully ben shapiro but like, in a sex way
September 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
August 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
reading the most dangerous game like "this is Hot Actually"
August 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
thinking about a girl sitting me in her lap pawing me off and calling me a good puppy while i whine desperately into her shoulder
August 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
am i the only monogamous tgirl under 70?
August 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
petplay but its her leaving me in a hot car
August 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM