VanDammit
@chaosagent42.bsky.social
It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
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VanDammit
@chaosagent42.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Fun fact: I am the split personality of an otherwise normal (and boring) dude. I am the result of anger management therapy.
I realize a lot of you have not developed a mechanism to deal with the current dystopian schizophrenia.
Relax. We crazies are on it. Thanks for following.
I realize a lot of you have not developed a mechanism to deal with the current dystopian schizophrenia.
Relax. We crazies are on it. Thanks for following.
1149 more days before we can start to rebuild.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1149 more days before we can start to rebuild.
It's graph time boys and girls.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's graph time boys and girls.
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has discovered Epstein's shopping list in a slime-covered dollhouse.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has discovered Epstein's shopping list in a slime-covered dollhouse.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has discovered Epstein's shopping list in a slime-covered dollhouse.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has discovered Epstein's shopping list in a slime-covered dollhouse.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
1150 more days of constant degradation and insult to our Constitution.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1150 more days of constant degradation and insult to our Constitution.
Reposted by VanDammit
Let me tell you something.
The anger is increasing.
You can feel it right?
The anger is increasing.
You can feel it right?
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Let me tell you something.
The anger is increasing.
You can feel it right?
The anger is increasing.
You can feel it right?
1151 more days of international embarrassment.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1151 more days of international embarrassment.
"President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.”
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by VanDammit
Thar's nae such thing as bad weather. Just bad clothin'
I think it's a Scottish saying, but even if it isn't, I'm keeping it.
I think it's a Scottish saying, but even if it isn't, I'm keeping it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thar's nae such thing as bad weather. Just bad clothin'
I think it's a Scottish saying, but even if it isn't, I'm keeping it.
I think it's a Scottish saying, but even if it isn't, I'm keeping it.
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has discovered Trump's Vietnam war photo yearbook in Trump's desk drawer.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has discovered Trump's Vietnam war photo yearbook in Trump's desk drawer.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has discovered Trump's Vietnam war photo yearbook in Trump's desk drawer.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has discovered Trump's Vietnam war photo yearbook in Trump's desk drawer.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
The only time DOGE actually eliminated an inefficient, useless and expensive agency, was when it ended itself.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The only time DOGE actually eliminated an inefficient, useless and expensive agency, was when it ended itself.
And another idiotic PR stunt ended.
In case you were waiting for that $5,000 check, I have bad news.
In case you were waiting for that $5,000 check, I have bad news.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
And another idiotic PR stunt ended.
In case you were waiting for that $5,000 check, I have bad news.
In case you were waiting for that $5,000 check, I have bad news.
1153 more days of the Trump crime family.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1153 more days of the Trump crime family.
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel found a clue lodged between his teeth, which led to his ordering a thorough search of a clockwork carnival. There, he found a flattened toad.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel found a clue lodged between his teeth, which led to his ordering a thorough search of a clockwork carnival. There, he found a flattened toad.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel found a clue lodged between his teeth, which led to his ordering a thorough search of a clockwork carnival. There, he found a flattened toad.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel found a clue lodged between his teeth, which led to his ordering a thorough search of a clockwork carnival. There, he found a flattened toad.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Performative politics never hold up in court.
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Performative politics never hold up in court.
Already at 42k followers. I need to step up my vetting and following back! Easiest way for you to get noticed is to repost my pinned post.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Already at 42k followers. I need to step up my vetting and following back! Easiest way for you to get noticed is to repost my pinned post.
On some days I wonder if, after 1154 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
On some days I wonder if, after 1154 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?
BREAKING:
A masterful piece of detective work by FBI director Kash Patel has led to the recovery of The shooter's pokémon cards in a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
A masterful piece of detective work by FBI director Kash Patel has led to the recovery of The shooter's pokémon cards in a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
BREAKING:
A masterful piece of detective work by FBI director Kash Patel has led to the recovery of The shooter's pokémon cards in a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
A masterful piece of detective work by FBI director Kash Patel has led to the recovery of The shooter's pokémon cards in a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
1155 more days of international embarrassment.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1155 more days of international embarrassment.
BREAKING
Hegseth accidentally invaded Mexico and was sent packing.
You can't make shit like this up.
Hegseth accidentally invaded Mexico and was sent packing.
You can't make shit like this up.
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
BREAKING
Hegseth accidentally invaded Mexico and was sent packing.
You can't make shit like this up.
Hegseth accidentally invaded Mexico and was sent packing.
You can't make shit like this up.
1156 more days of Mango Mussolini's grift.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
1156 more days of Mango Mussolini's grift.
BREAKING:
During a surprise inspection in the last remaining Blockbuster, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly found Trump's birth certificate.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
During a surprise inspection in the last remaining Blockbuster, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly found Trump's birth certificate.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
BREAKING:
During a surprise inspection in the last remaining Blockbuster, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly found Trump's birth certificate.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
During a surprise inspection in the last remaining Blockbuster, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly found Trump's birth certificate.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
There are still 1157 more days before we can get rid of him. Legally.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There are still 1157 more days before we can get rid of him. Legally.