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VanDammit
@chaosagent42.bsky.social
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It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat. No DMs, please.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 13d
So, people buying me a coffee on ko-fi are funding ANTIFA.
LMAO
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3h
MAGA daily cycle:
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3h
Trained them as sex slaves for whom?
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 4h
BREAKING:

FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in Ted Bundy's basement. He found Klobuchar's Groucho Marx glasses wrapped in toilet paper.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
 #KashPatel
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 19h
There are 41759 people on this platform who are crazy enough to follow me. You guys are awesome!
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 21h
1196 more days spent watching a demented sock puppet in the White House.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING:

Amelia Earhart's plane has been found inside an old sack of potatoes hidden in Cthulhu's underwater lair, according to FBI director Kash Patel.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
 #KashPatel
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 1d
On some days I wonder if, after 1197 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 2d

Magnitude: 7.1 earthquake detected.
Location: #Antarctica [Sea]
Time: 2025-10-10 20:29:24 UTC
#earthquake #earthquakes
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 2d

Magnitude: 6.8 earthquake detected.
Location: #Philippines [Sea]
Time: 2025-10-10 11:12:08 UTC
#geoscience #earthquake
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 2d

Magnitude: 7.4 earthquake detected.
Location: #Philippines [Sea]
Time: 2025-10-10 01:43:57 UTC
#earthquake #seismic
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 2d
1198 more days before we can start to heal.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d
Let's all commemorate a truly deserved Nobel Peace Prize.

I'm sure Donald Trump will love that.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d
Gravy Seals rolling into Chicago to seize the deep dish pizza.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d
Same guy, different roles, and the MAGA shitmuppets believe every word.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d
A quick reminder that Donald Trump is removing all the illegals except those who work for him.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d

Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected.
Location: #Near east coast of Kamchatka Peninsula, Russia [Sea: Russia]
Time: 2025-10-09 13:28:44 UTC
#tremor #earthquakes
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d
BREAKING:

Kash Patel, director of the FBI, has made a significant discovery in a Hobbit hole. He found Ambrose Bierce's last book: 'The Devil's Phonebook' hidden under a stack of old newspapers.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
 #KashPatel
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d
1199 more days with that shitgibbon filling our White House with farts.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d
It couldn't be more evident.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 4d
Things haven't been the same since I realized I can't use the term "SoyBoy" on the dumb MAGA farmers anymore, because Trump's tariffs shot that business to shit.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 4d
BREAKING:

Risking his own life while daringly inspecting a Dollar Store dumpster, FBI director Kash Patel has found an alien vape pen from Roswell. What a hero!

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
 #KashPatel
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 4d
1200 more days of international embarrassment.
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 5d
FACT: Pete Hegseth never earned a Ranger tab. (He also never earned Airborne wings or completed Air Assault School or Pathfinder school).
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 5d
The typical MAGA day:
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VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 5d

Magnitude: 6.7 earthquake detected.
Location: #Papua New Guinea [Land]
Time: 2025-10-07 11:05:15 UTC
#quake #earthquakealert
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