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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 17h

There’s a way to connect the ship of Theseus to the amazing consistency with which backup QBs kick the shit out of the Hogs, but I’m too dumb to make it

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 17h

Because we are blowing this game to be clear lmao hogs is suffering

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 17h

Have a feeling I’m gonna be calling into the After Dark line repeating “Bobby Petrino” over and over

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 8d

Okay, who all is still up watching this UNC Cal game? Quick roll call for the All Coast Conference. I hope we get a classic PAC-12 After Dark moment

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 13d

It’s always Arkansas 😭😭😭😭

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 13d

Welcome to Fayetteville, coach

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 14d

I’m drunk and I was able to find it tbh

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 21d

Was he trying to let his player whose helmet came off stay in the game maybe? It sounded like an OL number. Only thing I can think of. But I didn’t see who lost their helmet for sure

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 21d

I wonder if he called the timeout so the player who lost the helmet could stay in since it sounded like an OL number? Only thing I can think of

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 24d

I’m honestly amazed Arkansas didn’t hire Grantham as interim DC

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 27d

No law against working two different jobs on a weekend, some Saturdays I ref football and then on Sunday I ref soccer and no one gives me grief for it (until I throw a flag on the soccer field)

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 27d

Spencer I can’t believe this is how I found out

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 28d

Suuuuuure did lmao

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 29d

I screamed “NO” at my phone when the field storming started like the ocean washed them away

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Sep 23

Pete Thamel? I'm not going to believe it until I hear from Peter Thiel

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Sep 20

I have some thoughts about Sam Pittman that I would like to call in and share

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Sep 20

Can’t wait to see what the defense has dialed up (it’s going to be a beautiful train wreck)

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Sep 10

I hate to snitch on Arkansas after they avoided catching strays in most of the episode, but the North Texas punt return that fooled a defense by standing still for a moment before running off was against the Hogs, woo pig

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hell yeah brother

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Sep 7

How much for the Pop Tarts bowl?

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Aug 31

Can’t wait to post comments under my government name again

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Aug 30

4 year old getting sleepy at the Hogs game #wps

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Aug 28

Kiddo is a big fan of Podcast Business

Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Aug 9

If you come to Fayetteville and try all 5 places Spencer mentioned, you will probably never leave, both because the food will blow your mind for your expectations relative to “Arkansas” but also in that you will probably be too dense to escape gravity afterwards

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · Aug 9

I know this will be a more Jason phrase, but truly, our cup runneth over today