Espio
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Espio
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· Nov 15
"ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ..."
*ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+
*ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
*ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ
*ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ
*(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
*ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+
*ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
*ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ
*ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ
*(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
Slowly approaching—
"Is something the matter, Maryam?"
"Is something the matter, Maryam?"
frowning.
". . . . i wish i wasn't so. . . . i think the word is 'thick' 💧"
". . . . i wish i wasn't so. . . . i think the word is 'thick' 💧"
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Slowly approaching—
"Is something the matter, Maryam?"
"Is something the matter, Maryam?"
📲 Understood. Apologies for disturbing you, ma'am.
📲 i have no knowledge or memory of giving you my number. . . . must have been a mistake.
she doesn't seem too bothered by it. she has several phones. he managed to message one of the burner phones. he doesn't need to know that.
📲 don't worry about it.
she doesn't seem too bothered by it. she has several phones. he managed to message one of the burner phones. he doesn't need to know that.
📲 don't worry about it.
@killjoydoll.bsky.social
📲 Apologies for the late message, but how did I get this number? I don't remember ever asking for it?
📲 Apologies for the late message, but how did I get this number? I don't remember ever asking for it?
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
📲 Understood. Apologies for disturbing you, ma'am.
"Well, he'll be even worse now that YOU gave him caffeine AND sugar!"
"That sounds like Charmy normally, given the things I've heard about him..."
"Will he?! As far as I'm concerned, he'll be bouncing off the walls right now!"
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
"Well, he'll be even worse now that YOU gave him caffeine AND sugar!"
"This is so immature..."
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
"This is so immature..."
Espio stared right back into Sticks' eyes, sensing the hunger that lay within. Instinct was telling him one thing, but his head was telling him another.
"Nice to meet you too, Sticks... it's a nice night tonight, isn't it?"
Trying his best to distract himself with more small talk—
"Nice to meet you too, Sticks... it's a nice night tonight, isn't it?"
Trying his best to distract himself with more small talk—
She had finally made her way to Espio, gazing up at them with those hungry eyes. She looked like a Hunter searching for prey.
"I'm Sticks. Nice to meet ya."
"I'm Sticks. Nice to meet ya."
Slowly backing away... until he ends up leaning against a tree. He's trying his best to keep his composure.
"Oh, I— thank you. I don't believe we've... formally met yet. I'm Espio."
"Oh, I— thank you. I don't believe we've... formally met yet. I'm Espio."
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Espio stared right back into Sticks' eyes, sensing the hunger that lay within. Instinct was telling him one thing, but his head was telling him another.
"Nice to meet you too, Sticks... it's a nice night tonight, isn't it?"
Trying his best to distract himself with more small talk—
"Nice to meet you too, Sticks... it's a nice night tonight, isn't it?"
Trying his best to distract himself with more small talk—
Slowly backing away... until he ends up leaning against a tree. He's trying his best to keep his composure.
"Oh, I— thank you. I don't believe we've... formally met yet. I'm Espio."
"Oh, I— thank you. I don't believe we've... formally met yet. I'm Espio."
Oh yes. Yes she is.
The badger would casually crawl towards him.
"So do you. You look. . . delicious ~."
The badger would casually crawl towards him.
"So do you. You look. . . delicious ~."
"I see."
Despite trying to stay calm, he really isn't sure how to react right now. Is she flirting with him...?
"You look nice tonight."
He's trying his best. He isn't good with small talk.
Despite trying to stay calm, he really isn't sure how to react right now. Is she flirting with him...?
"You look nice tonight."
He's trying his best. He isn't good with small talk.
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Slowly backing away... until he ends up leaning against a tree. He's trying his best to keep his composure.
"Oh, I— thank you. I don't believe we've... formally met yet. I'm Espio."
"Oh, I— thank you. I don't believe we've... formally met yet. I'm Espio."
Hiding around a corner trying to hide his dark blush. There's too many beautiful women around—
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Hiding around a corner trying to hide his dark blush. There's too many beautiful women around—
"I see."
Despite trying to stay calm, he really isn't sure how to react right now. Is she flirting with him...?
"You look nice tonight."
He's trying his best. He isn't good with small talk.
Despite trying to stay calm, he really isn't sure how to react right now. Is she flirting with him...?
"You look nice tonight."
He's trying his best. He isn't good with small talk.
She's keeping up the flirty look with a grin.
"Nit at all."
"Nit at all."
Cue a dark blush on the chameleon's face, turning away.
"I apologise, ma'am. Is this a bad time?"
"I apologise, ma'am. Is this a bad time?"
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"I see."
Despite trying to stay calm, he really isn't sure how to react right now. Is she flirting with him...?
"You look nice tonight."
He's trying his best. He isn't good with small talk.
Despite trying to stay calm, he really isn't sure how to react right now. Is she flirting with him...?
"You look nice tonight."
He's trying his best. He isn't good with small talk.
Holding his hands up defensively, trying to get her to calm down.
"It's okay, I'm not trying to antagonise anything. Apologies."
"It's okay, I'm not trying to antagonise anything. Apologies."
"Harmless?"
Oh no, her eye is twitching.
"Gee, it's harmless when you don't have A-CUP BOOBS!"
Oh no, her eye is twitching.
"Gee, it's harmless when you don't have A-CUP BOOBS!"
"Oh, come on. I'm sure not everyone is discussing that. Plus, it seems a pretty harmless topic."
Espio NO—
Espio NO—
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Holding his hands up defensively, trying to get her to calm down.
"It's okay, I'm not trying to antagonise anything. Apologies."
"It's okay, I'm not trying to antagonise anything. Apologies."
Cue a dark blush on the chameleon's face, turning away.
"I apologise, ma'am. Is this a bad time?"
"I apologise, ma'am. Is this a bad time?"
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Cue a dark blush on the chameleon's face, turning away.
"I apologise, ma'am. Is this a bad time?"
"I apologise, ma'am. Is this a bad time?"
"Oh, come on. I'm sure not everyone is discussing that. Plus, it seems a pretty harmless topic."
Espio NO—
Espio NO—
Exaggerated arm movements.
"E v e r y o n e."
"E v e r y o n e."
Eyebrow raise—
"Who's talking about that?"
"Who's talking about that?"
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
"Oh, come on. I'm sure not everyone is discussing that. Plus, it seems a pretty harmless topic."
Espio NO—
Espio NO—
"Will he?! As far as I'm concerned, he'll be bouncing off the walls right now!"
"It was a small! A very small! Just a tiny little cup. He'll be fine!"
"You gave him coffee as well as sugar?! Oh for Gaia's sake!"
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
"Will he?! As far as I'm concerned, he'll be bouncing off the walls right now!"
Eyebrow raise—
"Who's talking about that?"
"Who's talking about that?"
"STOP TALKING ABOUT BOOBS!"
Is as flat as a door.
Is as flat as a door.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Eyebrow raise—
"Who's talking about that?"
"Who's talking about that?"
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portrayal with elements from sonic boom. a roleplay account set in the sonic the hedgehog verse. another muse of #pαѕтelpαlleтeѕ.
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portrayal with elements from sonic boom. a roleplay account set in the sonic the hedgehog verse. another muse of #pαѕтelpαlleтeѕ.
"You gave him coffee as well as sugar?! Oh for Gaia's sake!"
"Uh... I might have ordered him a tiiiiiiiny coffee through RingDash..."
"Tangle... I'm only going to ask you this once. WHAT did you give Charmy? Don't lie to me..."
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"You gave him coffee as well as sugar?! Oh for Gaia's sake!"
"Tangle... I'm only going to ask you this once. WHAT did you give Charmy? Don't lie to me..."
"... technically it's just Vector that has to deal with him right now, since you're here."
There was no undoing the damage of a caffeinated child, but she wasn't going to admit that it wasn't just sugar.
"No one said you gotta go back yet..."
There was no undoing the damage of a caffeinated child, but she wasn't going to admit that it wasn't just sugar.
"No one said you gotta go back yet..."
"You shouldn't have done that... now me and Vector have to deal with a hyperactive child!"
Crossing his arms over his chest.
Crossing his arms over his chest.
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"Tangle... I'm only going to ask you this once. WHAT did you give Charmy? Don't lie to me..."
"You shouldn't have done that... now me and Vector have to deal with a hyperactive child!"
Crossing his arms over his chest.
Crossing his arms over his chest.
Do NOT tell him it was actually coffee. DO NOT.
"Y-yeah! Sugar! Uh..."
Well, she's definitely too nervous to be vibrating now.
"I'll find out when I review the GoPro footage tomorrow, I guess?"
"Y-yeah! Sugar! Uh..."
Well, she's definitely too nervous to be vibrating now.
"I'll find out when I review the GoPro footage tomorrow, I guess?"
"You gave Charmy SUGAR?!"
Cue the chameleon face palming angrily.
"Do you realise what effect sugar has on that child?!"
Cue the chameleon face palming angrily.
"Do you realise what effect sugar has on that child?!"
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"You shouldn't have done that... now me and Vector have to deal with a hyperactive child!"
Crossing his arms over his chest.
Crossing his arms over his chest.
"You gave Charmy SUGAR?!"
Cue the chameleon face palming angrily.
"Do you realise what effect sugar has on that child?!"
Cue the chameleon face palming angrily.
"Do you realise what effect sugar has on that child?!"
"That, uh... Tell Charmy I said hi? And not to eat too much sugar?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"You gave Charmy SUGAR?!"
Cue the chameleon face palming angrily.
"Do you realise what effect sugar has on that child?!"
Cue the chameleon face palming angrily.
"Do you realise what effect sugar has on that child?!"
Turning around sharply, he stared Tangle down—
"What did you just say?"
"What did you just say?"
"Okay, see ya later, Espio! Tell Charmy that coffee tastes better with sugar and cream!"
Did... Did she send Charmy coffee...?
Did... Did she send Charmy coffee...?
"Yeah, sure..."
Espio's turning around to walk away. It's too early for this nonsense.
Espio's turning around to walk away. It's too early for this nonsense.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Turning around sharply, he stared Tangle down—
"What did you just say?"
"What did you just say?"
"Yeah, sure..."
Espio's turning around to walk away. It's too early for this nonsense.
Espio's turning around to walk away. It's too early for this nonsense.
"What do you mean? I'm perfectly calm! I'm zen! I'm a rock in a gentle river!
...
Wait, scratch that last one, I don't need another bath today!"
...
Wait, scratch that last one, I don't need another bath today!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"Yeah, sure..."
Espio's turning around to walk away. It's too early for this nonsense.
Espio's turning around to walk away. It's too early for this nonsense.
He's not buying it.
"How long does it take for you to calm down?"
"How long does it take for you to calm down?"
"I'm not vibrating!"
She's practically in two places.
"Sure is earthquakes today, huh?"
She's practically in two places.
"Sure is earthquakes today, huh?"
Deadpan stare—
"Tangle, you're vibrating because you have so much caffeine in your system."
"Tangle, you're vibrating because you have so much caffeine in your system."
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
He's not buying it.
"How long does it take for you to calm down?"
"How long does it take for you to calm down?"
Deadpan stare—
"Tangle, you're vibrating because you have so much caffeine in your system."
"Tangle, you're vibrating because you have so much caffeine in your system."
"What do you mean? I feel GREAT! I can take on the world! I can see through time!!!"
Vibrations intensify.
Vibrations intensify.
"Three cups of coffee in such a short amount of time is... not recommended."
Espio said with a concerned look on his face.
Espio said with a concerned look on his face.
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Deadpan stare—
"Tangle, you're vibrating because you have so much caffeine in your system."
"Tangle, you're vibrating because you have so much caffeine in your system."
"Three cups of coffee in such a short amount of time is... not recommended."
Espio said with a concerned look on his face.
Espio said with a concerned look on his face.
"Good morning, everyone! I've already had three cups of coffee, brushed my tail, and shined my shoes! How's your day going?"
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"Three cups of coffee in such a short amount of time is... not recommended."
Espio said with a concerned look on his face.
Espio said with a concerned look on his face.