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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 5h

⚡ From Italia 90 to the auction floor!

Starting at £150, this signed Paul Gascoigne shirt quickly hit £450 all for Marie Curie UK.

Football, nostalgia & generosity, a winning hat-trick! ⚽💛

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 1d

🎤 From golf swings to bidding bling! At the Allison Homes charity golf day raising money for Marie Curie, this signed 2023 started at £300, it finally sold for £500, proving golf fans love a good cause as much as a good putt! 💛

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 2d

🎥 Part 3: The cameraman strikes again!

After sparking chaos in Parts 1 & 2, Mark Burke came back for one final bid and won the lot at £1300!

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 3d

Honoured to be host, entertainer & charity auctioneer for Building Heroes, helping ex-service personnel build new careers in construction.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 6d

Me: “Would you give me £450 for a laugh?”
Him: “Go on then.” 😂

And just like that, the vineyard tour climbed again!

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 12d

💁♂️💨 “Ever wanted to do the Timotei hair flick in the shower?” I asked, nodding at the gentleman at her table. As a charity auctioneer, sometimes a cheeky line is all it takes to mix laughter with generosity.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 13d

Luxury wig under the hammer, I cheekily suggested a “wig share” with the gentleman at her table. 💁♀️

As charity auctioneer, I’ll try anything to keep the room smiling for DChanger (supporting people through cancer).

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 14d

Yes, I did my best impression of a supercar at the Jigsaw Trust auction. 🏎️🎤 One lucky bidder now gets to drive 7 of them and the charity gets a big boost!

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 14d

Huge thanks to CRY UK Trustee Vivek Govil for the kind words and to everyone who helped make the night a success. 🙌

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 15d

When CRY UK Trustee Vivek Govil says you “busted all the fundraising targets,” you know it’s been a very good night.

Huge thanks to everyone who helped turn generosity into real impact for children in need. ❤️

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 16d

🏉 From £950 to £1050 and one bidder stole the show.

She shouted every bid with joy, won the Rugby League Final tickets, and celebrated like a true champion.

Moments like these remind me why being a charity auctioneer is pure magic.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 17d

Rugby League Final tickets started at £400 and shot up to £850. One bidder stole the show, shouting her bids with such energy the crowd got behind her. 🏉

As charity auctioneer, my job was to ride that wave of excitement for Jigsaw Trust.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 17d

Honoured to host & serve as charity auctioneer at the DChanger Cancer Gala 🎗️. Liz from Liz Bespoke Events said my energy & ability to bring everyone on board made the night. But the real magic? The generosity in the room. 💜 #

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 17d

🎉 Celebrating 25 years of TPN and generosity!

Being the charity auctioneer for such a passionate, giving crowd was an absolute privilege. TPN’s dedication shows how business, community, and heart can come together to create real impact.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 18d

As the charity auctioneer, my goal was to create energy, connect with every guest, and work as part of the team to raise vital funds for Down Syndrome UK. Dave Hands highlighted that what made a difference was engaging the audience.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 19d

At TPN’s 25th Anniversary, I asked CEO Michael what I did differently that made a difference — he said engaging the audience & setting the right tone. As charity auctioneer, we turned energy into vital funds for Down Syndrome UK & Blood Cancer UK.
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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 20d

🎉 25 years of The Pallet Network and a night full of generosity, energy, and teamwork!

It wasn’t just about calling bids, it was about creating energy, engaging with every guest, and making the giving experience interactive and memorable.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 21d

As charity auctioneer, I carried on from £1,200, offering up a painting created by Jigsaw Trust students. Sometimes the most meaningful lot is the one that speaks to the heart, not the wallet.
Watch paddles go up — and wait for Part 3 🌱

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 21d

What a night of generosity, engagement, and positivity!

Kerry highlighted what made the evening special: my approach as the charity auctioneer wasn’t just standing on stage, it was about turning uncertainty into energy and making the event interactive and upbeat.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 22d

Part 2 🎥 As charity auctioneer, I took the yacht cruise bidding (Southampton → Isle of Wight) past £3,500 for Jigsaw Trust.

Yes, there’s a video glitch (RayBan Metas… sigh), but the bids kept rising ⬆️
See how far we went 👀

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 22d

PN’s 25th Anniversary was unforgettable! As their charity auctioneer, I had the honour of raising a staggering amount for Down Syndrome UK & Blood Cancer UK. Hilarious, high-energy, and all for a great cause. Thanks, Michael & team! 💙❤️

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 23d

Honoured to be the charity auctioneer at @OurTPN 25th Anniversary event supporting Down Syndrome UK and Blood Cancer UK.

Incredible generosity, raising funds & awareness to empower families & fight blood cancer. 💙❤️

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 24d

As the charity auctioneer for Priory Concept Group’s support of Room To Reward, I’ve seen their generosity in action from golf days to sponsorships.

Holly’s testimonial means the world.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 26d

The lot: a giraffe or a seahorse 🦒🪸 (painted by the kids at The Jigsaw Trust).
I started bidding at £100.

Hint: it didn’t stay at £100.

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The Charity Auctioneer Guy @charityauctioneer.bsky.social · 27d

Only a charity auctioneer can pull this off:
➡️ Guest bids £900.
➡️ I suggest £1000 because “all those zeros sound better.”
➡️ Same guest agrees.
➡️ He just outbid himself. Twice. 😂

Generosity + laughter = money raised.
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