CharmaniTheMediocre
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No one knows anxiety like a millennial when their boss schedules a short meeting for the end of the day.
Happy Luigi Mangione Day to all who celebrate! 🐢
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Happy Luigi Mangione Day to all who celebrate! 🐢
Brrrr! Getting the day started on this frosty late November morning at... 63°...
OMG the Earth is dying. We are in danger.
Yesterday I legitimately saw a butterfly just enjoying its afternoon.
We're cooked.
OMG the Earth is dying. We are in danger.
Yesterday I legitimately saw a butterfly just enjoying its afternoon.
We're cooked.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Brrrr! Getting the day started on this frosty late November morning at... 63°...
OMG the Earth is dying. We are in danger.
Yesterday I legitimately saw a butterfly just enjoying its afternoon.
We're cooked.
OMG the Earth is dying. We are in danger.
Yesterday I legitimately saw a butterfly just enjoying its afternoon.
We're cooked.
QUICK CHECK-IN:
*long drag off of cigarette*
*Exasperated sigh*
We're at the... (God help me) ...We're at the "Asking the Military to follow their oath to the constitution is un-American" stage of MAGA.
*long drag off of cigarette*
*Exasperated sigh*
We're at the... (God help me) ...We're at the "Asking the Military to follow their oath to the constitution is un-American" stage of MAGA.
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
QUICK CHECK-IN:
*long drag off of cigarette*
*Exasperated sigh*
We're at the... (God help me) ...We're at the "Asking the Military to follow their oath to the constitution is un-American" stage of MAGA.
*long drag off of cigarette*
*Exasperated sigh*
We're at the... (God help me) ...We're at the "Asking the Military to follow their oath to the constitution is un-American" stage of MAGA.
When we said you love to see women in male dominated fields, it didn't mean defending sexually assaulting children.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When we said you love to see women in male dominated fields, it didn't mean defending sexually assaulting children.
Eating is so tedious! 😭 Like the act itself. It's just.... so... involved.
#BedForDinner
#BedForDinner
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Eating is so tedious! 😭 Like the act itself. It's just.... so... involved.
#BedForDinner
#BedForDinner
Capitalism has been so tied to Christianity, which has been so tied to the United States, that the idea of a non-Christian being elected to an executive role means not only the collapse of the nation economically, but also the erasure of its national identity.
Reasons folks get annoyed with all 3.
Reasons folks get annoyed with all 3.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Capitalism has been so tied to Christianity, which has been so tied to the United States, that the idea of a non-Christian being elected to an executive role means not only the collapse of the nation economically, but also the erasure of its national identity.
Reasons folks get annoyed with all 3.
Reasons folks get annoyed with all 3.
Moderate voters are the "girl who says she's bi, but only fucks dudes", of politics. They swear they are considering both sides of an issue, but always go right.
And just like those dizzy bitches, we all know you're just doing it for attention, Amber 🙄.
And just like those dizzy bitches, we all know you're just doing it for attention, Amber 🙄.
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Moderate voters are the "girl who says she's bi, but only fucks dudes", of politics. They swear they are considering both sides of an issue, but always go right.
And just like those dizzy bitches, we all know you're just doing it for attention, Amber 🙄.
And just like those dizzy bitches, we all know you're just doing it for attention, Amber 🙄.
As a proud(?) VCU graduate I want to remind everyone that Kash Patel attended and graduated from the University of Richmond. So... they're doing great over there.
The founder of 4Chan did go to VCU, but dropped out so... 🤭🤭🤭 dodged a bullet on that one 😏 #TooSoon
The founder of 4Chan did go to VCU, but dropped out so... 🤭🤭🤭 dodged a bullet on that one 😏 #TooSoon
September 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
As a proud(?) VCU graduate I want to remind everyone that Kash Patel attended and graduated from the University of Richmond. So... they're doing great over there.
The founder of 4Chan did go to VCU, but dropped out so... 🤭🤭🤭 dodged a bullet on that one 😏 #TooSoon
The founder of 4Chan did go to VCU, but dropped out so... 🤭🤭🤭 dodged a bullet on that one 😏 #TooSoon
There is no amount of evidence you could show me to convince me Karoline Leavitt and Erika Kirk are two different people. Maybe I'm just into Applebee's 9s 🤷🏾
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
There is no amount of evidence you could show me to convince me Karoline Leavitt and Erika Kirk are two different people. Maybe I'm just into Applebee's 9s 🤷🏾
This 9/11 let us be thankful for the life we have been blessed with.
By being alive.
Today.
Who knows what the future may bring? Tomorrow isn't guaranteed and yesterday is lost to time.
But today, being alive, today, is a gift from on high.
Joy we've made it to today.
By being alive.
Today.
By being alive.
Today.
Who knows what the future may bring? Tomorrow isn't guaranteed and yesterday is lost to time.
But today, being alive, today, is a gift from on high.
Joy we've made it to today.
By being alive.
Today.
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This 9/11 let us be thankful for the life we have been blessed with.
By being alive.
Today.
Who knows what the future may bring? Tomorrow isn't guaranteed and yesterday is lost to time.
But today, being alive, today, is a gift from on high.
Joy we've made it to today.
By being alive.
Today.
By being alive.
Today.
Who knows what the future may bring? Tomorrow isn't guaranteed and yesterday is lost to time.
But today, being alive, today, is a gift from on high.
Joy we've made it to today.
By being alive.
Today.
There is a 100% chance someone is proudly working on a LinkedIn post about what Charlie Kirk being shot taught them about B2B sales.
Because we live in Hell.
Because we live in Hell.
September 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
There is a 100% chance someone is proudly working on a LinkedIn post about what Charlie Kirk being shot taught them about B2B sales.
Because we live in Hell.
Because we live in Hell.
I love when I'm playing a song from the ancient times (1980's) and my daughter asks for the name, then adds it to whatever playlist.
But what I love more, so much more, so very much more, is when she recommends me a song from the Now Times she thinks I'll like and I add it to one of my playlists.
But what I love more, so much more, so very much more, is when she recommends me a song from the Now Times she thinks I'll like and I add it to one of my playlists.
July 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I love when I'm playing a song from the ancient times (1980's) and my daughter asks for the name, then adds it to whatever playlist.
But what I love more, so much more, so very much more, is when she recommends me a song from the Now Times she thinks I'll like and I add it to one of my playlists.
But what I love more, so much more, so very much more, is when she recommends me a song from the Now Times she thinks I'll like and I add it to one of my playlists.
Fuck killing Hitler, if I had a time machine, first thing I'm doing is taking like 10 "No Screen Time" parents and their kids to 1975. So, No Amazon, No grocery delivery, No remote work. No cell phones. Then after a week leave an iPad logged into Disney+ on the table and dip out.
Then wait.
Then wait.
July 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fuck killing Hitler, if I had a time machine, first thing I'm doing is taking like 10 "No Screen Time" parents and their kids to 1975. So, No Amazon, No grocery delivery, No remote work. No cell phones. Then after a week leave an iPad logged into Disney+ on the table and dip out.
Then wait.
Then wait.
When the Declaration of Independence was written and signed, I was not considered to be a human.
Happy Independence Day! 💅🏾
#4thofjuly
Happy Independence Day! 💅🏾
#4thofjuly
July 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When the Declaration of Independence was written and signed, I was not considered to be a human.
Happy Independence Day! 💅🏾
#4thofjuly
Happy Independence Day! 💅🏾
#4thofjuly
I ... may have coughed myself into a hernia. 🥳
June 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I ... may have coughed myself into a hernia. 🥳
"When did we all agree that all protests need be peaceful? I never agreed to that."
- Citizen of a nation that has literally, and I mean LITERALLY, resolved every issue it has ever had with acts of violence, and has never shut the fuck up about how proud they are of this.
- Citizen of a nation that has literally, and I mean LITERALLY, resolved every issue it has ever had with acts of violence, and has never shut the fuck up about how proud they are of this.
June 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"When did we all agree that all protests need be peaceful? I never agreed to that."
- Citizen of a nation that has literally, and I mean LITERALLY, resolved every issue it has ever had with acts of violence, and has never shut the fuck up about how proud they are of this.
- Citizen of a nation that has literally, and I mean LITERALLY, resolved every issue it has ever had with acts of violence, and has never shut the fuck up about how proud they are of this.
I'm excited for the folk who want those who get SNAP, aka "food stamps" to be banned from using it to buy "junk food", to find themselves being penalized by their healthcare providers for doing the same. Hey remember when people lost their shit because Michelle Obama wanted folk to eat vegetables?
May 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm excited for the folk who want those who get SNAP, aka "food stamps" to be banned from using it to buy "junk food", to find themselves being penalized by their healthcare providers for doing the same. Hey remember when people lost their shit because Michelle Obama wanted folk to eat vegetables?
There's a Hary Potter show coming and the original now adult cast aren't reviving their roles as children due to the relentless march of time and adult Harry Potter fans known for being well adjusted and emotionally regulated have feelings about it so now we have to talk about it for a long time.
May 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There's a Hary Potter show coming and the original now adult cast aren't reviving their roles as children due to the relentless march of time and adult Harry Potter fans known for being well adjusted and emotionally regulated have feelings about it so now we have to talk about it for a long time.
Tomorrow, May 11th, is Mother's Day z so get ready for a bunch of ashy dudes who don't know their kid's birthday to complain about how no one cares about Father's Day.
May 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tomorrow, May 11th, is Mother's Day z so get ready for a bunch of ashy dudes who don't know their kid's birthday to complain about how no one cares about Father's Day.
Someone in an older generation will pop off about young women not having morals or modesty for showing skin and then nostalgically tell you about how their small town had a "parking" area where everyone would go to get fingered and suck dick.
April 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Someone in an older generation will pop off about young women not having morals or modesty for showing skin and then nostalgically tell you about how their small town had a "parking" area where everyone would go to get fingered and suck dick.
The Signal group chat debacle is example ∞ of how successful you can be being the most mediocre white man. Just the most "Eh" white man can go to the tippity tippy top of success.
Being a white dude just seems so magical. Mofos got a Game Genie plugged into their shit. ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START in this bitch.
Being a white dude just seems so magical. Mofos got a Game Genie plugged into their shit. ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START in this bitch.
March 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The Signal group chat debacle is example ∞ of how successful you can be being the most mediocre white man. Just the most "Eh" white man can go to the tippity tippy top of success.
Being a white dude just seems so magical. Mofos got a Game Genie plugged into their shit. ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START in this bitch.
Being a white dude just seems so magical. Mofos got a Game Genie plugged into their shit. ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START in this bitch.
23andMe is going bankrupt so now folk's genetic info is for sale and people who apparently have never heard of capitalism are in a tizzy because capitalism is happening in capitalism.
Everything is for sale. We sell the rights to air! AIR!
"But they promised!" They didn't and
ALSO WE SELL PROMISES!
Everything is for sale. We sell the rights to air! AIR!
"But they promised!" They didn't and
ALSO WE SELL PROMISES!
March 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
23andMe is going bankrupt so now folk's genetic info is for sale and people who apparently have never heard of capitalism are in a tizzy because capitalism is happening in capitalism.
Everything is for sale. We sell the rights to air! AIR!
"But they promised!" They didn't and
ALSO WE SELL PROMISES!
Everything is for sale. We sell the rights to air! AIR!
"But they promised!" They didn't and
ALSO WE SELL PROMISES!
For clarification, H Clinton using a private email server to communicate classified information and Pete Hegseth Snapchating the girlies about military operations and his bachelorette party in Nashville, are not the same thing because she is a woman, ya see. Pete is not a woman.
So it's different.
So it's different.
March 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
For clarification, H Clinton using a private email server to communicate classified information and Pete Hegseth Snapchating the girlies about military operations and his bachelorette party in Nashville, are not the same thing because she is a woman, ya see. Pete is not a woman.
So it's different.
So it's different.
Never in my life have I met a more anxiety ridden stressed out dog.
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Never in my life have I met a more anxiety ridden stressed out dog.