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🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚

@charmingcooper.bsky.social

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dabbler of memes & shitposting (male | he/him) Banner: Me Pfp image from: A https://x.com/papa_electrico post

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🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · Oct 18

Hello!
My name is Cooper!
What I mainly post on this platform:
- Art (2d/3d)
- Memes
- Other forms of content
Follow me if you want lol

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🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 7h

#supermario64 hits differently now, cant believe coins are replaced with rings from #sonicthehedgehog!

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 14h

david del dio meatriders dni /srs

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 14h

wow another person turned out to be a piece of shit. No big surprise

WTOC 11 @wtoc.com · 15h

Actor David Del Rio has been fired from the CBS series “Matlock” after he was accused of sexual assault by a co-star, according to reports from Variety and Deadline.

‘Matlock’ actor David Del Rio kicked off show after sexual assault accusation by co-star, reports say

Actor David Del Rio has been fired from the CBS series “Matlock” after he was accused of sexual assault by a co-star, according to reports from Variety and Deadline.

www.wtoc.com

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𝓓𝓙 @schweddyoshi.bsky.social · 14h

Fuck you David Del Rio.

WTOC 11 @wtoc.com · 15h

Actor David Del Rio has been fired from the CBS series “Matlock” after he was accused of sexual assault by a co-star, according to reports from Variety and Deadline.

‘Matlock’ actor David Del Rio kicked off show after sexual assault accusation by co-star, reports say

Actor David Del Rio has been fired from the CBS series “Matlock” after he was accused of sexual assault by a co-star, according to reports from Variety and Deadline.

www.wtoc.com

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🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 1d

Mario likes what he sees.

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 2d

meanwhile, in an alternate universe

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 3d

when i discovered schweddyoshi twitter account four years ago somehow and someway his display name shared something in common with mine.

his was a badly stitched together parody reference to schweddy balls/yoshi

one of the partial factors to why i became friends with that guy!

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 3d

ironically, my display name and my user name are actually spoofs of something.

the charming_cooper username is a parody of charming charlies (womens fashion store)

the "Cooper columbus" naming is a poorly stitched together reference to "Cooper black" font & christopher columbus

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 3d

super smash bros ultimate if it was awesome

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 4d

Here’s a Mario movie meme I found

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 5d

the #wega theory

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🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 6d

smg4's Waluigi Arc be like

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 7d

I don't remember this Robot chicken skit lol

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 8d

This is what Super Mario Sunshine was missing - the ability to play as Luigi besides Mario (similar to how Super Mario Galaxy allowed you to play as him). Thank god we have mods for that.

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 9d

top ten anime battles! #fnaf

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 9d

non-crediting consent, my friend! ☝️

and thank god ariga got exposed by a good person for her bad deeds on twitter/x! no one should spread false lies about some person without the help of jorking off to photoshop and inspect element! (offensive /j)

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 10d

This image represents the first impressions of longtime Yoshi fans such as myself and @schweddyoshi.bsky.social when they turn Yoshi into an easy mode character in Super Mario Bros Wonder.

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 10d

...and ariga actually succeeded in manipulating 90% of
@schweddyoshi.bsky.social's NON-YOSHI-COMMUNITY related moots to turn against him & believe he was some kind of "stalker" when from CLOSE observation he was never like that. thankfully she got exposed for lying about the innocent fucker

🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 10d

anyway, reason why i never credited him all these years ago for my banner cuz at the time it was made, people brainwashed by a user named aribunni2 used me being one of his earliest known followers for her advantage as a way to block me the same time as Dj....

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🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 10d

for years, my banner gifted to me years ago by the goat @schweddyoshi.bsky.social was used.

theres a reason why he goes uncredited (with his consent of course, what moot wouldnt do that😅)

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🥚Cooper Columbus 🥚 @charmingcooper.bsky.social · 10d

#NewProfilePic notably my pfp comes from a x.com/papa_electrico thumbnail since it fits my page's vibe a bit and the fact that the content he posts (primarily regarding john melendez) are all satire

also, my banner has been updated for the halloween month.