Path of the Left John
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Whippin up slices of nice verse pie
I can tell my ancestors were peasants because of how much I enjoy congee and cream of wheat
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I can tell my ancestors were peasants because of how much I enjoy congee and cream of wheat
Haha, You Clowns is something special. A wholesome barrel of laughs in each episode
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Haha, You Clowns is something special. A wholesome barrel of laughs in each episode
I know the person who invented nerds rope is pissed at the success of nerds gummy clusters
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I know the person who invented nerds rope is pissed at the success of nerds gummy clusters
People are so self conscious when it comes to work provided meals. I’m on my 3rd Panera sandwich and brother I might need 2 more
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
People are so self conscious when it comes to work provided meals. I’m on my 3rd Panera sandwich and brother I might need 2 more
I wanna invent a new type of apple just so I can name it “eatin’ red”
September 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I wanna invent a new type of apple just so I can name it “eatin’ red”
24 turnovers and the Pacers still steal it away. The power of friendship does it again
June 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
24 turnovers and the Pacers still steal it away. The power of friendship does it again
Tyrese Haliburton is him. I can’t believe it
June 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Tyrese Haliburton is him. I can’t believe it
If you like Tim Robinson or Paul Rudd you’ll love Friendship. Great movie
May 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you like Tim Robinson or Paul Rudd you’ll love Friendship. Great movie
If I can’t mark post on instagram as “not interested” I just block the account. I don’t have time to play dumb games
May 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If I can’t mark post on instagram as “not interested” I just block the account. I don’t have time to play dumb games
The smash ultimate announcer went absolutely bonkers saying Bowser Jr’s name. I’ll never forget that pronunciation
May 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The smash ultimate announcer went absolutely bonkers saying Bowser Jr’s name. I’ll never forget that pronunciation
$20 dollar pancakes are a mark ass food
April 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
$20 dollar pancakes are a mark ass food
Jimmy John’s selling hot subs is messed up. You’re a cold sandwich company!
April 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Jimmy John’s selling hot subs is messed up. You’re a cold sandwich company!
Driving behind a cyber truck on the highway and it feels like I’m behind a semi full of logs
March 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Driving behind a cyber truck on the highway and it feels like I’m behind a semi full of logs
Every Dr. Spacemen scene leaves me wanting more of him
February 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Every Dr. Spacemen scene leaves me wanting more of him
I don’t watch Reacher but I love how simple the ad is for the next season. He fights a guy twice his size and nothing more needs to be said
February 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I don’t watch Reacher but I love how simple the ad is for the next season. He fights a guy twice his size and nothing more needs to be said
Limited edition Mustard mustard. Should’ve seen this one coming
February 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Limited edition Mustard mustard. Should’ve seen this one coming
$5.44 is all it costs to enter heaven
January 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
$5.44 is all it costs to enter heaven
Who put raisins in my potato salad
January 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Who put raisins in my potato salad
It’s wild that instagram doesn’t allow you to say “not interested” on certain posts
January 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It’s wild that instagram doesn’t allow you to say “not interested” on certain posts
Can’t believe I spent most of my life eating Maruchan ramen instead of Shin Ramyun. What was I thinking
January 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Can’t believe I spent most of my life eating Maruchan ramen instead of Shin Ramyun. What was I thinking
Ethical basketball just wasn’t enough to beat the pacers tonight
January 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ethical basketball just wasn’t enough to beat the pacers tonight
BEHOLD, a refrigerator that tells you when you need more milk
January 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
BEHOLD, a refrigerator that tells you when you need more milk
Love seeing all the support for A Muppets Christmas Carol on here. Easily the best Christmas movie
December 26, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Love seeing all the support for A Muppets Christmas Carol on here. Easily the best Christmas movie
Social media algorithms are too tuned. You like 2 pictures of nature on instagram and suddenly your discover page is only trees and you have no other interests
December 11, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Social media algorithms are too tuned. You like 2 pictures of nature on instagram and suddenly your discover page is only trees and you have no other interests