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ChefDavieUK

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(Trying to be less political here) Greyhound hugger/Lego/Sci-Fi/LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · Aug 13

Well, I went on a social media vacation two months ago.... you've had plenty of time... have you delightful chaps fixed the world yet?

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 3h

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 4h

an elderly woman wearing glasses and a blue jacket says nope

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 5h

Think you're having a Monday... Life is just so unfair for the aristocracy, you give up a title, drop some money in a charity tin, hand over a medal or two and the bastard plebs still won't let you forget you're accused of being a child rapist...

ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 21h

I've just watched the last episode, you must watch the last two together... Brilliant season! No Spoilers. Can't wait for Season 4...

ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 22h

Criticising Tess's outfit every week gets her at least half the gay vote, verbally handing Craig his arse on a platter each week is getting her the other half....

ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 23h

I'm on episode 7...
(Season 4 woohoo!!!)

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely I think there was a mix-up in the maternity hospital... my mum told us that a neighbour told her my uncle had the police around last week.. mum doesn't know why and didn't immediately leg it up to my uncle's to get the gossip.. like who is she.. I'd have to force myself to walk and not run

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 1d

Now that looks like a cosy little eatery, hope pop was drunk with plenty of laughs had.

ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 1d

Bought a box of Haribo Halloween sweets, 50 party packets 'for Halloween'

So, predictably sat watching Traitors and Strictly.. the box gets opened... 10 party packets later I'm bouncing off the walls and didn't get to sleep until 2am... woke up and I still have enough energy for a triathlon

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 2d

She's not been able to go into the living room for most of the week, while we finished decorating.. carpet was laid this morning, furniture back in, now she's forced her way in and reclaimed her spot..
The madam is not messing about tonight

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 2d

Its Pringles TV, you can't stop

ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 2d

One episode done so far, need to catch my breath, if the rest of the season is as good as this, then it's gonna be a ride!

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 3d

From now on, to be known as Mr Twatty not HRH Twatty... get it right kids

ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 3d

Going in episode 1....

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 3d

Carpet down, furniture back, technology all plugged back in and working.. Living room is back together... so we can sit and watch Strictly tomorrow and stuff our faces with all the dirty food...

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 3d

Triga gave us hope.... reality....🤣

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 3d

I didn't meet them, I let Pat deal with the straight people. Pat's assessment "no, not really"

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ChefDavieUK @chefdavieuk.bsky.social · 3d

There are foreigners* in the house, fitting carpets for me to sleep on.... It's all rather noisy and smelly and exciting and horrific and intriguing and and and sleep depriving

*anyone who doesn't arrive with copious treats and cuddles