Chelena Goldman
@chelenag.bsky.social
Sports journalist// Bay Area home grown// The mind behind “hella dudes” //
Shuh-LA-nuh
Shuh-LA-nuh
High school Chelena would’ve had that Jack White — Eminem mashup burned on a CD played on repeat.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
High school Chelena would’ve had that Jack White — Eminem mashup burned on a CD played on repeat.
Well that’s no bueno for the home team.
Also, hiyeeeeee.
Also, hiyeeeeee.
Now a Hella Dudes™️ (courtesy @chelenag.bsky.social ) to #TheFutureIsTeal, which wipes out what's left of the PP.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well that’s no bueno for the home team.
Also, hiyeeeeee.
Also, hiyeeeeee.
Not if you don’t cite me, it’s not.
It's always a nod to you, of course.
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Not if you don’t cite me, it’s not.
Reposted by Chelena Goldman
#SJSharks Macklin Celebrini became the 6th teenager with 3rd career hat tricks. Others:
Jimmy Carson 5
Dale Hawerchuk 5
Patrik Laine 4
Ted Kennedy 4
Wayne Gretzky 3
Jimmy Carson 5
Dale Hawerchuk 5
Patrik Laine 4
Ted Kennedy 4
Wayne Gretzky 3
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
#SJSharks Macklin Celebrini became the 6th teenager with 3rd career hat tricks. Others:
Jimmy Carson 5
Dale Hawerchuk 5
Patrik Laine 4
Ted Kennedy 4
Wayne Gretzky 3
Jimmy Carson 5
Dale Hawerchuk 5
Patrik Laine 4
Ted Kennedy 4
Wayne Gretzky 3
Reposted by Chelena Goldman
From NHLPR:
Fastest 2 Goals from Start of Game
Teenagers, NHL History
1:32 - Jimmy Carson - Oct. 10, 1987
3:56 - Wayne Gretzky - Nov. 2, 1979
4:21 - Nico Hischier - Oct. 19, 2017
4:27 - Dale Hawerchuk - Feb. 25, 1983
4:31 - Simon Gagne - Oct. 12, 1999
5:58 - Macklin Celebrini - Nov. 18, 2025
Fastest 2 Goals from Start of Game
Teenagers, NHL History
1:32 - Jimmy Carson - Oct. 10, 1987
3:56 - Wayne Gretzky - Nov. 2, 1979
4:21 - Nico Hischier - Oct. 19, 2017
4:27 - Dale Hawerchuk - Feb. 25, 1983
4:31 - Simon Gagne - Oct. 12, 1999
5:58 - Macklin Celebrini - Nov. 18, 2025
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
From NHLPR:
Fastest 2 Goals from Start of Game
Teenagers, NHL History
1:32 - Jimmy Carson - Oct. 10, 1987
3:56 - Wayne Gretzky - Nov. 2, 1979
4:21 - Nico Hischier - Oct. 19, 2017
4:27 - Dale Hawerchuk - Feb. 25, 1983
4:31 - Simon Gagne - Oct. 12, 1999
5:58 - Macklin Celebrini - Nov. 18, 2025
Fastest 2 Goals from Start of Game
Teenagers, NHL History
1:32 - Jimmy Carson - Oct. 10, 1987
3:56 - Wayne Gretzky - Nov. 2, 1979
4:21 - Nico Hischier - Oct. 19, 2017
4:27 - Dale Hawerchuk - Feb. 25, 1983
4:31 - Simon Gagne - Oct. 12, 1999
5:58 - Macklin Celebrini - Nov. 18, 2025
Reposted by Chelena Goldman
From NHLPR:
Tuesday marked the second day in NHL history to feature multiple hat tricks by players age 20 or younger (Macklin Celebrini and Connor Bedard). The only other occurrence took place more than 80 years ago when Jack Hamilton and Bud Poile did so for the Maple Leafs on Feb. 19, 1944
Tuesday marked the second day in NHL history to feature multiple hat tricks by players age 20 or younger (Macklin Celebrini and Connor Bedard). The only other occurrence took place more than 80 years ago when Jack Hamilton and Bud Poile did so for the Maple Leafs on Feb. 19, 1944
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
From NHLPR:
Tuesday marked the second day in NHL history to feature multiple hat tricks by players age 20 or younger (Macklin Celebrini and Connor Bedard). The only other occurrence took place more than 80 years ago when Jack Hamilton and Bud Poile did so for the Maple Leafs on Feb. 19, 1944
Tuesday marked the second day in NHL history to feature multiple hat tricks by players age 20 or younger (Macklin Celebrini and Connor Bedard). The only other occurrence took place more than 80 years ago when Jack Hamilton and Bud Poile did so for the Maple Leafs on Feb. 19, 1944
Mammoth gets a Hella Dudes ™️ (courtesy of Chelena Goldman) here in OT.
#TheFutureIsTeal 2, #TusksUp 2
#TheFutureIsTeal 2, #TusksUp 2
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
And he still doesn’t cite the source.
Mammoth hella dudes, Sharks on the PP here
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
And he still doesn’t cite the source.
Great question! I think this requires a brain-storming sesh.
Who has some ideas on deck?
Who has some ideas on deck?
Is there consensus on the proper terminology as applied to the PWHL (or the upcoming women’s tournament in the Winter Olympics)?
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Great question! I think this requires a brain-storming sesh.
Who has some ideas on deck?
Who has some ideas on deck?
Doesn’t matter who you root for — the Too Many Men penalty is
Hella Dudes for all games played in California.
I did a little Q&A with Double Hockey Stix, who has brought HELLA DUDES to life.
You can get your beanie at Double Hockey Stix dot com
www.doublehockeystix.com/blogs/dhs-bl...
Hella Dudes for all games played in California.
I did a little Q&A with Double Hockey Stix, who has brought HELLA DUDES to life.
You can get your beanie at Double Hockey Stix dot com
www.doublehockeystix.com/blogs/dhs-bl...
HELLA DUDES, WITH CHELENA GOLDMAN
Last winter, a local friend asked if I could do a version of our Too Many Men beanie for Sharks fans - "Hella Dudes." I thought it was hysterical and asked if she knew the origins, but she didn't. I t...
www.doublehockeystix.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Doesn’t matter who you root for — the Too Many Men penalty is
Hella Dudes for all games played in California.
I did a little Q&A with Double Hockey Stix, who has brought HELLA DUDES to life.
You can get your beanie at Double Hockey Stix dot com
www.doublehockeystix.com/blogs/dhs-bl...
Hella Dudes for all games played in California.
I did a little Q&A with Double Hockey Stix, who has brought HELLA DUDES to life.
You can get your beanie at Double Hockey Stix dot com
www.doublehockeystix.com/blogs/dhs-bl...
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Will Smith to the box... apparently for Hella Dudes (©️ @chelenag.bsky.social Chelena Goldman)
Wings on their 2nd PP.
#TheFutureIsTeal 0, #LGRW 0
Wings on their 2nd PP.
#TheFutureIsTeal 0, #LGRW 0
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
👋🏻👋🏻
Hella Dudes ™️ (courtesy of @chelenag.bsky.social ) to the Devils. #SJSharks on their first PP.
#TheFutureIsTeal 1, #NJDevils 0
#TheFutureIsTeal 1, #NJDevils 0
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
👋🏻👋🏻
Reposted by Chelena Goldman
The Pro Bowl is moving to Super Bowl week with the 2026 flag football game set to be held on Feb. 3 at the Moscone Center in San Francisco
October 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Pro Bowl is moving to Super Bowl week with the 2026 flag football game set to be held on Feb. 3 at the Moscone Center in San Francisco
A decade after my silly tweet, there’s finally some merch.
Teaming up with Double Hockey Stix
for the original HELLA DUDES beanie.
Check ‘em out when they drop this Friday at
www.doublehockeystix.com
Teaming up with Double Hockey Stix
for the original HELLA DUDES beanie.
Check ‘em out when they drop this Friday at
www.doublehockeystix.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A decade after my silly tweet, there’s finally some merch.
Teaming up with Double Hockey Stix
for the original HELLA DUDES beanie.
Check ‘em out when they drop this Friday at
www.doublehockeystix.com
Teaming up with Double Hockey Stix
for the original HELLA DUDES beanie.
Check ‘em out when they drop this Friday at
www.doublehockeystix.com
“a UsEr On X” pssshhhhhh
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“a UsEr On X” pssshhhhhh
Reposted by Chelena Goldman
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is rocking an Auston Matthews jersey for Game 7 of the ALCS 👀🇨🇦
📸 sportsnet/X
📸 sportsnet/X
October 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is rocking an Auston Matthews jersey for Game 7 of the ALCS 👀🇨🇦
📸 sportsnet/X
📸 sportsnet/X
Reposted by Chelena Goldman
Super Bowl odds from @betmgm:
Chiefs +550
Bills +650
Lions +750
Packers +800
Eagles +1000
Colts +1200
Rams +1300
Bucs +1800
#49ers +2000
Broncos +2000
(If season ended today, Chiefs wouldn't even be in playoffs)
Chiefs +550
Bills +650
Lions +750
Packers +800
Eagles +1000
Colts +1200
Rams +1300
Bucs +1800
#49ers +2000
Broncos +2000
(If season ended today, Chiefs wouldn't even be in playoffs)
October 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Super Bowl odds from @betmgm:
Chiefs +550
Bills +650
Lions +750
Packers +800
Eagles +1000
Colts +1200
Rams +1300
Bucs +1800
#49ers +2000
Broncos +2000
(If season ended today, Chiefs wouldn't even be in playoffs)
Chiefs +550
Bills +650
Lions +750
Packers +800
Eagles +1000
Colts +1200
Rams +1300
Bucs +1800
#49ers +2000
Broncos +2000
(If season ended today, Chiefs wouldn't even be in playoffs)
💃🏼💃🏼
Hella dudes by the Sharks.
PK with 1:50 left in the 2nd
PK with 1:50 left in the 2nd
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
💃🏼💃🏼
👋🏻👋🏻
Sharks get caught for #HellaDudes (Copyright @chelenag.bsky.social ) and Utah back on the PP
#TusksUp 3, #TheFutureIsTeal 2
#TusksUp 3, #TheFutureIsTeal 2
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
👋🏻👋🏻
Happy hockey day, Teal Town.
Going to hop on the horn at 10:25 to talk about the local hockey club with my good friend @ricktittle.bsky.social
#sjsharks #nhl
Going to hop on the horn at 10:25 to talk about the local hockey club with my good friend @ricktittle.bsky.social
#sjsharks #nhl
October 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy hockey day, Teal Town.
Going to hop on the horn at 10:25 to talk about the local hockey club with my good friend @ricktittle.bsky.social
#sjsharks #nhl
Going to hop on the horn at 10:25 to talk about the local hockey club with my good friend @ricktittle.bsky.social
#sjsharks #nhl
And I know I’m a day or two late to the party, but boy is it nice to see that Joe Pavelski was elected to the U.S. Hockey Hall. Calling it deserved is an understatement.
September 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And I know I’m a day or two late to the party, but boy is it nice to see that Joe Pavelski was elected to the U.S. Hockey Hall. Calling it deserved is an understatement.
Coming out of hibernation now that football is finally underway and all the things are written.
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Chelena Goldman
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September 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Coming out of hibernation now that football is finally underway and all the things are written.
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