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Michelle Strattard
@chellestrat.bsky.social
High School History teacher - Model UN - GSTA 🏳️‍🌈 - 2021 Maine History Teacher of the Year - she/her - all opinions are my own
Got Hailee all out here looking like Debi Mazar. #hatm
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
While I don’t like blood, I do know jugular injuries spray more and farther than that. #hatm
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
According to Buffy vampire lore, only people who live in or own the place can actually grant permission. #hatm
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Tap dancing was created from black and Irish dancers trading rhythms on street corners in the 18th and 19th century. #hatm
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Dude, neck wounds require more pressure than that. #HATM
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I love Will Ye Go lassie go. It’s a Scottish song. The references to the heather give it away. First published in 1760 #hatm
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Ugh. Ads. I should have watched on HBO but I wasn’t thinking. #hatm
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Cornbread was on The West Wing. He’s the football player friend of the kid Charlie takes under his wing. They get him registered to vote. #HATM
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
No insulators on those lines? #hatm
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Blood of my blood? Did we fall through some stones? #hatm
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January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
15 ads later it’s starting. I may tap out. I don’t do gore. Horror is generally not my genre at all. The world is scary enough, why would I want to be scared intentionally. #HATM
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Awesome. My community is smack dab in the middle between them. 😡
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Ok, #BestMedicine ep 2:
The town is having that time honored New England tradition, the bean supper. Unlike these residents no one on Maine calls it a “baked bean supper.” It’s just a “bean suppah” and it’s usually held “down the Legion” or Amvets hall. Also local parish halls.
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
As a teacher of sophomores, this is one of one of my nightmares.
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.

A citizen.

Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.

"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.

Agents took and sold his phone

And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ok, starting Best Medicine. A new show, inspired by Father Ted starring Josh Charles as a heart surgeon from Boston who relocates to a small town in midcoast Maine. Starting off strong with actual shots of Portland Headlight and Camden Harbor. Also he’s not trying to fake a Mass accent.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
This part of the score is very Pinball Wizard coded. The guitars and such. #HATM
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
This type of race is what Elvis drove in Viva Las Vegas. But shorter. He drove an Elva-Maserati #HATM
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January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Man this is a long ass pit stop. #HATM
January 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My great-grandmother had a red Mustang. She was a second grade teacher. Hubs and I have an agreement that I get one next. He has a 63 Cadillac El Dorado in the garage. #HATM
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Growing up I always knew the name Lee Iococca because it was often a reference on TV shows. But I could not have told you who he was or what he did. Plus it’s a fun name to say. #HATM
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
That Italian interpreter was also on Grey’s Anatomy and Chicago Fire. #HATM
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Ford’s legacy? Spreading virulent anti-semitism conspiracy theories that people still believe. That and making cars average people could afford. And the assembly line maing people cogs in the machine and making people obsessed with efficiency. #HATM
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sassanach! #HATM
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Phew! Went to a 2000’s club night tonight and it was exactly what I needed! I miss going dancing. Though there was some gaps in the playlist and some gave me side while was I cranking that soulja boy I still had a ton of fun. Feed your soul friends! It helps to keep your head above water.
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January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM